# Vaguely Creepy Feeling **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 29, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271 "2001-10-29T10:30:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/1 "2001-10-29T10:30:11Z")
I’m getting the vaguely creepy feeling that were I to die, no one here would realize it for at least 6 months. ---
**Author:** ![charmaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@charmaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/charmaine)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/2 "2001-10-29T10:39:56Z")
\*\* i’m \*\* getting the vaguely creepy feeling that my roommate’s milk has gone bad and she’s still drinking it. ---
**Author:** ![heresiarch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/278dde/32.png) [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/3 "2001-10-29T10:44:24Z")
Here? On the SDMB? You gotta be joking. What do you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/4 "2001-10-29T10:47:14Z")
Now Euty you know we love you. And if you died we would miss you. We really would. Then we would fight over your stuff. I have dibs on all Euty’s sex toys. 😉 (Sorry I know it’s a bad joke but I feel I must try to cheer you up. Since that didn’t do it how about this, (_o_) (_o_) feel better now ? ) ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/5 "2001-10-29T10:51:34Z")
I have a vaguely creepy feeling that this thread will either resurrect/morph into/or inspire another Very Vaguely Creepy thread. If you do die (which we hope you don’t), spiritually possess the SDMB server and post from beyond the grave. You could put the smackdown on John Edwards and win the Straight Dope a million dollars from James Randi all at the same time. See, there’s an upside to everything. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/6 "2001-10-29T11:28:48Z")
**Euty** , when the new _Teemings_ failed to come out, we’d notice you were dead. It wouldn’t take 6 months. -Rue. (trying to make you feel better without flashing my Man Boobies) ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/7 "2001-10-29T11:40:52Z")
Hmmm _looks deep into Euty’s eyes_ Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/8 "2001-10-29T11:54:44Z")
What if **Euty** IS dead, and has been posting for the past few months from beyond the grave? :eek: **SHUDDER** ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/9 "2001-10-29T12:01:37Z")
I’m sure we’d notice… what with stocking up on air fresheners and everyone saying “What the heck is that smell?!?” ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/10 "2001-10-29T15:07:52Z")
If you die, then I would have to take over the naked weekend morning posting. That would suck, because it’s really, _really_ cold here. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/11 "2001-10-29T16:11:51Z")
I have that vaguely creepy “life is a big Chooose Your Own Adventures book and you just picked the wrong branch” feeling all the time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/12 "2001-10-29T16:42:45Z")
I have this vaguely creepy feeling that all of you are only nice to me because my mom pays you to be. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/13 "2001-10-29T17:00:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*I have this vaguely creepy feeling that all of you are only nice to me because my mom pays you to be. \*\* Yeah well her last check bounced. So shut your pie hole. Bitch. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/14 "2001-10-29T19:59:58Z")
**Eutychus55** , your passing _would_ be noticed. Not only would there be hordes of angry e-readers chanting “Where’s our Teemings, where’s our Teeemings?” with flaming torches and pitchforks outside Schloss SDMB, but Cafe Society would degenerate into “BBQ Pit, the Second Coming”, and **Ukelele Ike** would be sighted running screaming into the night after being “wedgied”. T’would be the End of Days. You _would_ indeed be noticed if you don’t come in for daily rollcall. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/15 "2001-10-30T01:55:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*What if **Euty** IS dead, and has been posting for the past few months from beyond the grave? \*\* Actually, considering the time differences, I could have already died by the time you read this and no one would ever know until at least December 1st. This has been your nightly share of morbidity. Happy fuzzy bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/16 "2001-10-30T02:04:04Z")
Oh, we’d know it all right. Oh yeah. And it would suck. So don’t die, okay? Ever? We’d appreciate that. Thanks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aztec](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@aztec](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aztec)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/17 "2001-10-30T02:08:52Z")
I have a vaguely creepy feeling that my roomate pisses while he’s in the shower. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/18 "2001-10-30T02:33:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by aztec \* > \*\*I have a vaguely creepy feeling that my roomate pisses while he’s in the shower. \*\* There are worse things he could be (and probably is) doing in the shower. Not that _I’d_ ever do those things in the shower I share with my roommates … ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/19 "2001-10-30T02:35:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > **flaming torches and pitchforks outside Schloss SDMB, but Cafe Society would degenerate into “BBQ Pit, the Second Coming”, and Ukelele Ike would be sighted running screaming into the night after being “wedgied”.** Charming. But I’ve usually seen myself in the Bela Lugosi role of Ygor, with **Euty** as Boris Karloff as the Monster. That would leave me shotgunned by Basil Rathbone, while **Eutychus** drops into the pit of boiling sulphur. See THE SON OF FRANKENSTEIN, Universal Studios, 1939. Wedgies. Wedgies are for ferndocks. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271/20 "2001-10-30T02:46:13Z")
You’re not allowed to die, I don’t think, so it’s a moot point. Heck, _I’d_ notice, and I’m a secondary character here at best. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vaguely-creepy-feeling/90271.md?page=2)