# Valete, Vox Imperatoris

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 22, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419 "2009-01-22T06:23:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 21

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/401 "2009-01-30T07:25:11Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> It’s sad to think how long it took you to write that

Oh, about 6 weeks, give or take. I dunno, I lose track here in my mom’s basement. There aren’t any windows.

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/402 "2009-01-30T08:46:30Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> I just wanted to make this thread go eight freaking pages. If only my sig could be a little picture of someone taking their shoes off in the house…
> 
> sugue-o, vencidos  
> featherlou

holy crap 9 pages???  
You’re a Dumas  
Whats a Dumas?  
It’s French for Dumbass Dumbass  
Crit  
no really

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/403 "2009-01-30T11:21:35Z")

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> [@sturmhauke](#):
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> Oh, about 6 weeks, give or take. I dunno, I lose track here in my mom’s basement. There aren’t any windows.

GUFFAW! :D:D:D

Manu Manu  
bop bee dee bee dee

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/404 "2009-01-30T23:14:20Z")

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Can it be that this thing has finally run its course?

I think 9 pages, 10K+ views, and 400+ replies may have just been enough…

Say it ain’t so!  
Joe

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/405 "2009-01-31T06:28:32Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Say it ain’t so!  
> Joe

“It ain’t so!”

σιγά ω μορωτατε,  
fachverwirrt

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/406 "2009-02-03T01:36:29Z")

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I win!

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/407 "2009-02-03T01:37:37Z")

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Win what?

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/408 "2009-02-03T01:50:08Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> I win!

You had to edit that?

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**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/409 "2009-02-03T01:58:03Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> You had to edit that?

+1 Funny

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**Author:** ![stucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@stucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucky)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/410 "2009-02-03T06:30:14Z")

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Has anyone seen my crayons and paper? The nurse took them away 'cuz I was draying dirty pictures.

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/411 "2009-02-03T10:02:57Z")

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It is ALIVE! ALIVE!

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/412 "2009-02-03T10:13:47Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> You had to edit that?

Sometimes I edit my posts just to make people wonder what I could possibly have edited.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/413 "2009-02-03T10:20:22Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> It is ALIVE! ALIVE!

Singing “Cockles and mussels, ALIVE, ALIVE-O!”.

yours enigmatically,  
ivan

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/414 "2009-02-03T10:47:56Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> It is ALIVE! ALIVE!

Yes, but what does it do?

colibri is a delicate bird which can suffer from hemorrhoids  
The aforementioned party of the first part

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2009, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/valete-vox-imperatoris/482419/415 "2009-02-03T15:01:42Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> Singing “Cockles and mussels, ALIVE, ALIVE-O!”.
> 
> yours enigmatically,  
> ivan

Not that much of an enigma,  
yours disgracefully,  
Molly Malone.

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