# van der Sloot getting married and gonna be a daddy!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 15, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543 "2014-05-15T18:53:20Z")
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### Author:  [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/1 "2014-05-15T18:53:20Z")
> **[Attorney: Joran van der Sloot to marry in Peruvian prison, become father | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2014/05/14/world/americas/peru-van-der-sloot/)**
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> Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot to be married in Peruvian prison, become father, his attorney tells CNN.
Apparently in Peru, you can have sex with another inmate’s sister when she’s there visiting and it’s okay even when you are serving a 28 year sentence for murder. Baby-momma is 5 months pregnant, and they’re getting married!
ETA: there’s some speculation that the marriage is an attempt to avoid future extradition back to the U.S.
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### Author:  [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/2 "2014-05-15T19:17:51Z")
I can’t even fathom the extreme stupidity necessary to marry and reproduce with a piece of shit like van der Sloot.
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### Author:  [@delsina363](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delsina363)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/3 "2014-05-15T19:22:58Z")
Some things never cease to amaze me. Fascination with evil men locked in prison. There are a lot of women out there who find these guys attractive 😕
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### Author:  [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/4 "2014-05-15T19:24:17Z")
Headline over at Fark this morning…“Van der Sloot takes a stab at marriage.”
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### Author:  [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/5 "2014-05-15T20:45:48Z")
Wonder where they’ll go for the honeymoon?
I hear Aruba is nice…
(I poached that from the other Van der Sloot thread)
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### Author:  [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/6 "2014-05-15T22:11:57Z")
So nice to hear that he’s found true love at last. :o
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### Author:  [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/7 "2014-05-15T22:35:14Z")
Is the wedding date May 30th? Remember Natalie Holloway disappeared May 30th, 2005, and he murdered Stephany Flores on May 30th, 2010. I wish Natalie’s remains would be found.
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### Author:  [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/8 "2014-05-15T22:39:50Z")
And to think there was a time in my life (back when most women wouldn’t give me the time of day) when I thought - yes, I actually thought this - that women were picky - REALLY picky - about whom they’d have sex with. Much of what I’ve seen and heard about since then has comPLETEly erased THAT thought from my mind!
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2014, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/9 "2014-05-15T22:46:03Z")
Mathematics does not have a number big enough to describe how sorry I feel for that baby.
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### Author:  [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)
#### Post date: [May 16, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/van-der-sloot-getting-married-and-gonna-be-a-daddy/688543/10 "2014-05-16T16:33:23Z")
> [@racepug](#):
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> And to think there was a time in my life (back when most women wouldn’t give me the time of day) when I thought - yes, I actually thought this - that women were picky - REALLY picky - about whom they’d have sex with. Much of what I’ve seen and heard about since then has comPLETEly erased THAT thought from my mind!
There’s a whole crapload of psychological reasons why some women are drawn to evil guys like van der Sloot, Ted Bundy, Scott Peterson, etc. But you shouldn’t generalize because most women aren’t that stupid.