# Vandal with foot long pecker terrorizes small town!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461 "2003-06-12T22:35:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/1 "2003-06-12T22:35:29Z")

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[“We were staring at it because it was just so big.”](http://www.bergenrecord.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXkzJmZnYmVsN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2MzkwMzQz)

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/2 "2003-06-12T22:37:19Z")

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Brilliant setup, **astro**!

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**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/3 "2003-06-13T02:00:23Z")

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Shame on me for having my mind in the gutter. 😛

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/4 "2003-06-13T07:17:32Z")

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A warning to us all about the dangers of a large woody.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/5 "2003-06-13T09:44:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ashkicker \*  
> \*\*Shame on me for having my mind in the gutter. 😛 \*\*

If your mind wasn’t in the gutter, you _wouldn’t_ a Doper. It’s a Board rule, or something.

That said, I hope they’re not to _hard on_ the culpret! 😉

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/6 "2003-06-13T12:49:50Z")

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Oh, a _wood_pecker! I was thinking it was a guy running around terrorizing people with an angry chicken.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/7 "2003-06-13T13:14:39Z")

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We can _ **ALWAYS** _ count on **Astro** for the colorful titles…🙂

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/8 "2003-06-13T14:18:54Z")

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[DF#ADF#A F# DF#ADF#A F# DDDDD](http://www.toonopedia.com/woody.htm)

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/9 "2003-06-13T17:00:36Z")

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Thank God. When I read the thread title, I thought they were on to me.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/10 "2003-06-13T20:00:08Z")

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First you get me all excited and then you flip me the bird.  
Gee…sorta like my first date.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vandal-with-foot-long-pecker-terrorizes-small-town/181461/11 "2003-06-13T20:15:57Z")

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I had already ruled myself out as a culprit.