# Vanilla stoli..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 19, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611 "2003-01-19T08:10:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/1 "2003-01-19T08:10:48Z")

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Takes like hairspray. I just realized that. I took cosmotology so you accidentally get hairspray in the mouth when doing that so I know what it tastes like. Not like I actually drink hairspray or nuttin.

So yeah… drinking it neat as my roomie forgot the cola. Actually it tastes best with dr pepper or root beer but ah well.

Yeah I’m crazy, but it’s a fun crazy. Soon as I finish making my dinner (rice and cream corn) I think I shall go read and go to sleep.

How’re you all?

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/2 "2003-01-19T08:33:42Z")

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Okay, hairspray when consumed straight up, but make a kama-kazi with it and you’ve got liquid key lime pie. Yum!

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/3 "2003-01-19T08:34:42Z")

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Use that stuff the next time you have a White Russian. Heaven on Earth, I tell you.

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/4 "2003-01-19T09:01:53Z")

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**Airman Doors** , that sounds so wonderful that I may be going to the liquor store tomorrw! Of course, it also sounds like something that I could drink enough of to knock me on my butt, but such is the risk you take with good tastin’ liquor.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/5 "2003-01-19T10:35:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \*  
> \*\*Use that stuff the next time you have a White Russian. Heaven on Earth, I tell you. \*\*

Now, this is something I’ve got to try.

My experience with Vanilla Stoli has always been mixed with cola (and the one time I tried to experiment and mixed it with Frangelico–didn’t work as well as I had hoped).

But, I think a White Russian would be just… yummy.

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/6 "2003-01-19T11:47:17Z")

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**OB,** you should mix it with butterscotch schnapps and a little creme de cocoa…or chocolate syrup, on a budget. 😃

Seriously. Two parts Stoli Vanil, one part butterscotch, one part creme de cocoa…shaken til very cold, poured into chilled martini glass…_makes orgasmic lipsmacking sounds_

I used to work at a martini bar and I invented this for two women who wanted a sweet, smooth, deadly beverage…they instantly became regulars. You gotta take my advice on this, sister.

😃

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/7 "2003-01-19T16:05:27Z")

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Vanil+ginger ale = Creme Soda  
Vanil + orange soda = Creamscile

mmm…The only problem is that it’s usually a top shelf vodka (OK, not Grey Goose, but still) so it tends to be expensive. Around my parts, having a drink made with Vanil will up the price of the drink $3 or so. Bah.

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/8 "2003-01-19T16:44:09Z")

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You can get Vanilla Smirnoff for a bit cheaper if you’re on a budget, but I don’t like it as much.

Try 2 parts Vanil with one part Godiva liqueur, served up in a cocoa dusted glass. MMMMMMMM.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/9 "2003-01-19T23:45:36Z")

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Very interesting ideas people. I may have to try them when I buy the liquor next time.

This time I don’t have two pennies to rub together so I had to make do with what he brought home.

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**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/10 "2003-01-20T00:15:15Z")

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Mostly unrelated - well, only related in that it involves alcohol:

2 parts cream  
1 parts Kahlua  
1 part Peppermint Schnapps  
– over ice

Tastes just like a Thin Mint. I’ve heard it referred to as a “Dirty Girl Scout”.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/11 "2003-01-20T00:37:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Audrey Levins \*  
> \*\*shaken til very cold B]

Help out a novice (very) mixologist, please. Does your recipe assume putting the Stoli into the freezer and if so, for how long?

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/12 "2003-01-20T02:07:17Z")

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For how long? Until you’re ready to drink it! (This assumes that you keep a bottle of vodka in the freezer at all times.)

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanilla-stoli/149611/13 "2003-01-20T03:57:09Z")

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From the link in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157571) in GQ:

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> The martini is a purplish concoction of vanilla vodka and black Sambuca. In the drink-sized version of the black hole, there is no mystery. The “hole” is a black licorice jellybean bobbing at the bottom of the glass.

:eek:
