# Vanity Rant **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 14, 2002, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641 "2002-12-14T00:01:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/81 "2002-12-16T17:05:01Z")
I have heard that people will poo-colored eyes are very bad influences on people named Ino. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/82 "2002-12-16T17:06:38Z")
WONā€™T ANYONE TOUCH MY VELVETY ASS? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/83 "2002-12-16T17:13:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > I have heard that people will poo-colored eyes are very bad influences on people named Ino. Misspelling my name, now? Hmpf. You just canā€™t stand that Iā€™m more attractive than you, what with my poo-colored hair. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/84 "2002-12-16T17:39:04Z")
Poo-colored hair? I heard you have poo-scented breath! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/85 "2002-12-16T17:47:19Z")
Look, my coprophagy is completely unrelated to how sex-ay I am! Who wants to touch me? I SAID, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME! ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/86 "2002-12-16T17:49:39Z")
I think itā€™s ironic that a vanity thread that Vixenation got piledriven for has become a vanity thread for you hens to talk about how pretty you think your contemporary hens are (just as a joke, right? Maybe itā€™s a little fine for my sense of humour). Diane: [quote] I have seen a photo of Ana and Jar and must say, they are fucking hot. [\quote] Anahita: [quote] Firstly, Diana is very pretty. [\quote] You guys started off by joking around about it, but I think you forgot to get over yourselves. To the three of you: :wally :wally :wally ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/87 "2002-12-16T17:50:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I SAID, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME! :::crickets chirping::: šŸ˜‰ Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I will. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/88 "2002-12-16T17:51:25Z")
Stupid LaTeX has made me backslash happy. I think itā€™s ironic that a vanity thread that Vixenation got piledriven for has become a vanity thread for you hens to talk about how pretty you think your contemporary hens are (just as a joke, right? Maybe itā€™s a little fine for my sense of humour). Diane: > [@](#): > > I have seen a photo of Ana and Jar and must say, they are fucking hot. Anahita: > [@](#): > > Firstly, Diana is very pretty. You guys started off by joking around about it, but I think you forgot to get over yourselves. To the three of you: :wally :wally :wally ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/89 "2002-12-16T17:54:18Z")
:preens: ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/90 "2002-12-16T17:58:27Z")
Yo KarmaDickweed - :::WHOOOSH!::: :dumbass smilie: ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/91 "2002-12-16T18:01:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Vixenation \* > \*\*I didnā€™t know the last seven letters in my username were that much of an effort to type. :rolleyes: Well, needless to say, I donā€™t think Iā€™ll be posting in the pit much again. \*\* Aw, we scared another newbie out of the Pit. Truly a sad day for everything everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/92 "2002-12-16T18:03:11Z")
Ok DianeLoser, what exactly does :::WHOOOSH!::: mean (fill me in, not being as net-savvy as the general population here). I knew I was gonna get flamed for that, but [justin timberlake]Iā€™m just keepinā€™ it real.[/justin timberlake] ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/93 "2002-12-16T18:04:55Z")
But I bet sheā€™s really pretty when she cries. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/94 "2002-12-16T18:14:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KarmaComa \* > \*\*Ok DianeLoser, what exactly does :::WHOOOSH!::: mean (fill me in, not being as net-savvy as the general population here). > > I knew I was gonna get flamed for that, but [justin timberlake]Iā€™m just keepinā€™ it real.[/justin timberlake] \*\* Mustā€¦resistā€¦urgeā€¦to playā€¦withā€¦this oneā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/95 "2002-12-16T18:20:17Z")
Oh come on SpazCat. Iā€™m just avoiding work. Bat me around for a bit. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/96 "2002-12-16T18:26:57Z")
**Anahita** , I found it funny that you added the \* symbol as a footnote in your post but also used \* in another way later on. Soā€¦6th grade must have been a pretty exciting time, eh? šŸ™‚ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoid \* > \*\*Then you donā€™t know the meaning of ā€œsuperficialā€. \*\* Why the hell would I care what superficial means when Iā€™m perfect in every other way? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/97 "2002-12-16T18:28:23Z")
And youā€™re pretty. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/98 "2002-12-16T18:30:24Z")
Wooo we got one begging for itā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/99 "2002-12-16T18:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw24 \* > \*\ ***Anahita** , I found it funny that you added the \* symbol as a footnote in your post but also used \* in another way later on. Soā€¦6th grade must have been a pretty exciting time, eh? šŸ™‚ > \*\* I aim to please. Went from a concave chest to a C cup over one summer, so 7th grade was not so much fun! šŸ˜‰ Throw in a mid-gym class first menses and youā€™ve got a recipe for a crazy lady. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641/100 "2002-12-16T18:49:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > \*\*Wooo we got one begging for itā€¦ \*\* Yeahā€¦ but they just keep on repeating their ironic fawning in an attempt to overshadow the genuine fawning that I took issue with. I expected the reaction to be more vehement from these bees. I still want to know what this :::WHOOSH::: crap is all about, but Iā€™m sure Iā€™d be disappointed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vanity-rant/142641.md?page=6)