# Vapid comments for the utterly bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313 "2014-10-14T16:30:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/1 "2014-10-14T16:30:07Z")
This room is at a pleasant temperature and I’m not hungry now. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/2 "2014-10-14T16:36:54Z")
The incessant beeping here is becoming annoying. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/3 "2014-10-14T16:39:12Z")
I am digesting lunch. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/4 "2014-10-14T16:43:08Z")
I could sleep. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/5 "2014-10-14T16:48:55Z")
I gotta pee. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/6 "2014-10-14T16:49:39Z")
I am sitting at a computer typing this on a keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/7 "2014-10-14T16:51:49Z")
Lunch is perfectly satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/8 "2014-10-14T16:55:14Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > I gotta pee. I just did! ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/9 "2014-10-14T17:00:06Z")
Inhale. Blink. Exhale. Blink. Blink. Inhale… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/10 "2014-10-14T17:03:52Z")
I hear sounds. All around. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/11 "2014-10-14T17:08:48Z")
Elbow sore. Shifting position. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/12 "2014-10-14T17:09:42Z")
If I didn’t have to get up I’d find out what’s that burning smell. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/13 "2014-10-14T17:10:50Z")
Speaking of smells: I like them. Mostly. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/14 "2014-10-14T17:12:19Z")
I only like nice smells. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/15 "2014-10-14T17:39:46Z")
Was that me who farted? ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/16 "2014-10-14T17:43:15Z")
Sorry, that was me. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/17 "2014-10-14T17:47:36Z")
Must’ve had some turnips for lunch… ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/18 "2014-10-14T17:52:56Z")
What will be, will be. Que sera, sera. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/19 "2014-10-14T17:59:08Z")
Wonder who they’ll get for Captain Kangaroo if they decide to do a remake… ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/20 "2014-10-14T18:10:23Z")
These pretzels are making me thirsty. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313.md?page=2)