# Vapid comments for the utterly bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313 "2014-10-14T16:30:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/21 "2014-10-14T18:12:20Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Wonder who they’ll get for Captain Kangaroo if they decide to do a remake… Bob Keeshan not available, or is he holding out for big money? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/22 "2014-10-14T18:15:09Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Bob Keeshan not available, or is he holding out for big money? Keeshan died in 2004 so they’ll have to take the show in a new direction if they use him. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/23 "2014-10-14T18:17:13Z")
I’m hoping they do a Star Trek / Captain Kangaroo hybrid except make it all retired SNL types. But wait, aren’t they dead? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/24 "2014-10-14T18:18:09Z")
The book next to my phone looks tempting. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/25 "2014-10-14T18:19:08Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Keeshan died in 2004 so they’ll have to take the show in a new direction if they use him. Well, promote from within. Ring up that Greenjeans fella. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/26 "2014-10-14T18:22:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Well, promote from within. Ring up that Greenjeans fella. Coupled with String Bean. The Dynamic Duo Part Deux. Or the Green/Bean Fighting Machine? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/27 "2014-10-14T18:29:12Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Coupled with String Bean. The Dynamic Duo Part Deux. Or the Green/Bean Fighting Machine? Better get Taylor from Marketing on that. The merchandising could be worth millions! ---
**Author:** ![mandala](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mandala/32/95_2.png) [@mandala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandala)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/28 "2014-10-14T18:29:47Z")
A Nigerian woman just sent an email offering me her estate. She sounds genuine… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/29 "2014-10-14T18:30:13Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Better get Taylor from Marketing on that. The merchandising could be worth millions! By all means, notify Taylor swiftly. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/30 "2014-10-14T18:34:42Z")
> [@mandala](#): > > A Nigerian woman just sent an email offering me her estate. She sounds genuine… Does it come with Green Stamps? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/31 "2014-10-14T18:35:23Z")
Not everything on the TV or radio is total garbage - there are some things I like. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/32 "2014-10-14T18:36:42Z")
I’m typing. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/33 "2014-10-14T18:42:42Z")
Have you ever heard of anybody getting lockjaw from yawning? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/34 "2014-10-14T18:58:43Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > What will be, will be. Que sera, sera. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/35 "2014-10-14T19:00:01Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Have you ever heard of anybody getting lockjaw from yawning? I haven’t gotten lockjaw, but my jaw has taken some coaxing to close and that really fucking hurts. I hate my jaw. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/36 "2014-10-14T19:01:40Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > These pretzels are making me thirsty. Weird. That exact Seinfeld clip popped into my head early this morning. _\<\< spooky theramin riff\>\>_ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/37 "2014-10-14T19:06:52Z")
My butt hurts from sitting in this seminar all day. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/38 "2014-10-14T19:16:39Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > My butt hurts from sitting in this seminar all day. Maybe you should try sitting in a chair, instead. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/39 "2014-10-14T19:32:40Z")
I am sitting in a chair and the chair is biting my leg. No, wait … it’s just an itch. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vapid-comments-for-the-utterly-bored/701313/40 "2014-10-14T20:22:09Z")
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