# Vasectomy question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 12, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880 "2010-10-12T13:19:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/21 "2010-10-13T08:01:29Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> And what was it, a tiny stop cock

I thought the point of a vasectomy was that you didn’t HAVE to stop the cock?

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**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/22 "2010-10-13T08:37:05Z")

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> [@si\_blakely](#):
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> There is no observable difference between a pre and post vasectomy ejaculation, unless you use a microscope.

Just to be clear, we’re talking about hauling out the microscope AFTERWARDS - right?

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/23 "2010-10-13T09:22:25Z")

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> [@dzero](#):
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> > [@si\_blakely](#):
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> > There is no observable difference between a pre and post vasectomy ejaculation, unless you use a microscope.
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> Just to be clear, we’re talking about hauling out the microscope AFTERWARDS - right?

Whatever works for you 😉  
Come on baby, work that _focus knob_. And play with that condensor. Ahhh

Si

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**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/24 "2010-10-13T09:54:31Z")

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I had a vasectomy more than ten years ago.  
I cannot feel or see any differences , other than not seeing any  
rugrats running around. 🙂

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/25 "2010-10-13T11:50:21Z")

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The Wife didn’t even notice a difference in taste.

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/26 "2010-10-15T05:15:55Z")

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Little metal clamps… HA

They had to use huge metal clamps on me…

grin

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/27 "2010-10-15T06:12:16Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> The Wife didn’t even notice a difference in taste.

Another reason not to bother, then. ☹

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**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/28 "2010-10-21T19:47:53Z")

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Just for the record the procedure is not fun. Not at all. It wasn’t all that painful but the mental bit was…unpleasant. As mine was being done I hear a sizzle and the doctor starts waving in a fan like motion while saying “Don’t breathe that in, its the smell of victory.” Blah.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vasectomy-question/556880/29 "2010-10-21T22:39:10Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> What I recall from the explanation I got (15+ years ago) is that the tubes are not sealed closed, merely cut and separated.

I’m sure there are different ways of doing it, but in my case they made a very small incision, pulled the tubes out through the incision, cut them, cauterized the ends, and stuffed them back in. They were definitely sealed. I watched them do it (and smelled the cauterizing).

> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> After you’ve had a vasectomy you still ejaculate? As in, not a dry shot but you’re actually ejaculating fluid?

Absolutely. The prostate is still producing the semen - it just doesn’t have any swimmers in it anymore.

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