# VCO3's real problem with his neighbors: a shocking exposé!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 28, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306 "2007-10-28T03:17:11Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/141 "2007-10-29T18:11:21Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
God I hate agreeing with anyone too much but this is a pet peeve of mine as well. Escalators are not rides at disney world. People need to keep their fat asses moving along.  
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Fat? FAT? You weightist. You know, not everyone who stands on escalators is fat. I have many anecdotal stories to contradict your statement.

Oh, oh, and ass? What, you think your preference for a nice ass is somehow a magical scale for judging people on, you judgemental Jason? Oh, fuck you! Not all people with skinny asses have good asses. How dare you generalize like that!

Hehe.

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**Author:** ![Free\_Range\_Otter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Free\_Range\_Otter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Free_Range_Otter)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/142 "2007-10-29T18:21:35Z")

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I’m not getting the point of this pitting. Is **fetus** just upset that **VCO3** didn’t put every single detail in his OP? Why are all of the non pot-related events relevant to **fetus**? Why can’t **VCO3** simply say “I don’t like the pot smell, I don’t want to approach them and talk with them for reasons that are not relevant right now, how do I resolve this through other means?” Which is, you know, pretty much what he posted?

In other words, I really don’t understand why **fetus** opened this pit thread.  
That’s not to say that **VCO3** hasn’t posted some pretty weird things - one of my few posts was in a different pit thread about him - but I’m just not seeing the point to this one, nor anything solid to back it up.

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**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/143 "2007-10-29T18:47:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Free Range Otter]  
I’m not getting the point of this pitting. Is **fetus** just upset that **VCO3** didn’t put every single detail in his OP? Why are all of the non pot-related events relevant to **fetus**? Why can’t **VCO3** simply say “I don’t like the pot smell, I don’t want to approach them and talk with them for reasons that are not relevant right now, how do I resolve this through other means?” Which is, you know, pretty much what he posted?

In other words, I really don’t understand why **fetus** opened this pit thread.  
That’s not to say that **VCO3** hasn’t posted some pretty weird things - one of my few posts was in a different pit thread about him - but I’m just not seeing the point to this one, nor anything solid to back it up.  
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But that’s not what **VCO3** did. His OP was about _being hesitant to act_ on something that was bothering him and it wasn’t until _Post #26_ of his own thread that _he posted the real reason for his hesitancy_. That’s why he’s being pitted. It seems unlikely that he would forget the very thing that made him post it in the first place and, because it was the reason he was hesitant, it was quite relevant from the get-go.

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**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/144 "2007-10-29T18:53:52Z")

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And then when this Pit thread got started, he comes in here and posted a list of (undoubtedly, if true) egregious things his neighbors did that would have been reason enough to report to the landlord, without being hesitant at all.

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**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/145 "2007-10-29T18:54:34Z")

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[QUOTE=lobstermobster]  
God I hate agreeing with anyone too much but this is a pet peeve of mine as well. Escalators are not rides at disney world. People need to keep their fat asses moving along. And whenever I see a parent allowing Precious to run up an escalator backwards, I have to talk myself out of breaking little Precious’ neck.  
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Yeah, well, when you’ve been hiking from one end of Toronto to the other and you’ve just discovered the IKEA on the Purple Line is inaccessible through regular channels due to the construction of a new (and huge!) parking lot so you have to walk about a mile out of your way and you only discover the shuttle AFTER you’ve started going and you’ve already been hiking around all day anyway, then you hike around the IKEA some and buy some towels and cups and wastebaskets and you’re carrying around a bloody heavy coat and grumbling because you would rather be WEARING it except Toronto, inexplicably, hung around 10-14 degrees all week long even when it promised it would actually get cold except for Saturday night when it rained all over Fearfest, well, you might just consider planting your ass on the right side of the escalator and waiting for it to carry you up to the Yellow Line.

Not that I’ve been in that position lately or anything. 😃

Seriously: if you’re in that damn much of a hurry wake up earlier or pack a lunch to work. I don’t hurry unless I’m going to be late, otherwise I just spend my entire day concentrating on getting to Point B and never actually smelling the metaphorical roses (which smell AWESOME).

Regarding pigeons: I have some friends who have a lovely dovecote full of lovely doves. I think they use them to train their falcons (I have awesome friends). While he DOES have a big gold chain and some nonstandard clothing, I don’t think he is actually a thug. His lovely wife is a bit of a scrapper, but as she is rather wee I am not too afraid of her.

So maybe his neighbors are training falcons? You never know! 😉

(“Oddly enough, Groat had never seen them holding a pigeon. He didn’t know how pigeons were fancied, but he’d assumed that it had to be close up.”)

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**Post date:** [October 29, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/146 "2007-10-29T19:17:39Z")

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> [@5-4-Fighting](#):
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> I always try to be careful to accord members respect when it comes to their names and can’t for the life of me figure out why fetus had such a problem with a post of mine which was largely supportive of him and why he (and now others) missed the clarification I was offering.

Good Og, man, if I knew you would take such offense to it I wouldn’t have said anything. I appreciated your support (and do appreciate your continued support), and since I figured you _did_ want to accord members respect when it comes to their names, I thought I would help you out by making my personal preference about my name known. It’s not the first time in the last week that I’ve stopped to inform people of my preference in this regard, and as my recent IMHO thread shows, I’m actually going to change my username, partly so that I don’t have to worry about the capitalization. Forget I said anything. Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/147 "2007-10-30T00:22:23Z")

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I like your username. Chill. 🙂

Frankly, anyone else would get the benefit of the doubt that so many posters are talking about. But based on previous behavior, **VCO3** doesn’t.

Pretty simple. The guy acts like an asshole with almost every post, so why cut him any slack? He goes around begging for abuse.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/148 "2007-10-30T01:05:56Z")

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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]  
I like your username. Chill. 🙂

Frankly, anyone else would get the benefit of the doubt that so many posters are talking about. But based on previous behavior, **VCO3** doesn’t.

Pretty simple. The guy acts like an asshole with almost every post, so why cut him any slack? He goes around begging for abuse.  
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If we all pile on on him, he might leave. Some people have to do support him every once in a while. Go to f=8, that’s where we have a board with whose turn is it to like him every given day.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/149 "2007-10-30T17:32:35Z")

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I only read the OP and not the rest of this, I just wanted to add-

Using the word ‘Racism’ when it doesn’t apply broadens and weakens the meaning. These Mccarthyesque proclimations are our generations witch hunt.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/150 "2007-10-30T18:51:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Biggirl]  
I’m sure there are even more ridiculous things that send him into an apoplectic fit, these are just the things that I remember off the top of my head. Couple his list of people and things he hates with his need to demonize them once he gets called on how stupid his irrational hatred is:  
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Don’t forget the rich kids who want lobster! “Pwease, we can has lobsters an’ steakses?” So cute. So lolcat-ish. And in his eyes, so very evil.

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**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/151 "2007-10-30T21:18:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Sapo]  
Some people have to do support him every once in a while. Go to f=8, that’s where we have a board with whose turn is it to like him every given day.  
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Huh?

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**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/152 "2007-10-30T23:07:33Z")

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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]  
Huh?  
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He has enormous entertainment value. So we take turns being nice to him so he doesn’t leave. Got plans for the third week of December?

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2007, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vco3s-real-problem-with-his-neighbors-a-shocking-expose/424306/153 "2007-10-31T00:15:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Sapo]  
He has enormous entertainment value. So we take turns being nice to him so he doesn’t leave. Got plans for the third week of December?  
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So I’m set for a while, right?

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