# Veb? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041 "2000-11-20T23:44:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/1 "2000-11-20T23:44:54Z")
Are you a mod now? ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/2 "2000-11-20T23:48:23Z")
Congratulations, by the way. [gratuitous sucking up] Veb, you are the very essence of manhood. My loins are being tugged towards the monitor by your magnetism. (as opposed to the magical suction properties of your foreskin). I scream your name at night. You are love. [/gratuitous sucking up] ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/3 "2000-11-20T23:51:39Z")
If you’re going to go for gratuitous sucking up, it’s best that you get the gender right. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/4 "2000-11-20T23:52:55Z")
Congratulations, **Veb**! May your moderating days be happy. And stuff. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/5 "2000-11-20T23:55:23Z")
So people post when the OPer mistakes the gender, but my thread im IMHO is IGNORED? Brats;) ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/6 "2000-11-20T23:55:56Z")
Oops. :o Well, change that to womanhood and take out the foreskin bit (_snip_ _snip_ \), and the rest still holds. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/7 "2000-11-20T23:56:30Z")
[Gratuitous sucking-up] **Veb** , your name is like a poem. I say it softly as sleep overtakes me. I should crawl the earth on hands and knees to reach your presence. Your female nature draws me irresistably towards you! [/Gratuitous sucking-up] Whew, hope _I_ got the gender right… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/8 "2000-11-21T00:41:08Z")
Congratulations, Vebbie. Now that you’re the rookie on the team, we’ll let you know the tasks that will be assigned to you: 1. Polish DavidB’s shoes twice a day; 2. Bring Lynn her daily ration of Godiva. In the fridge, top shelve, to the left. 3. Turn and fungus-check Winkelried’s Emmenthaler collection on a daily basis. 4. UncleBeer needs a cold one. And a fine dame, he adds. Can you do that? No way am I going over to IMHO to congratulate you. That slythe dude scares me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/9 "2000-11-21T01:00:04Z")
My colleague forgot Rule Nº1 for SDMB moderators: Swiss jokes are not allowed. However, spanking insolent tulip-heads is. Bring those cheeks over here Coldie! (And you all wonder what happens at the top-secret moderator summits. Consider this a sample.) ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/veb/42041/10 "2000-11-21T01:00:45Z")
Yay Veb! As with so many of the best folks here given the errr ahhh, magnanimous task of moderation of these hyar boards, I admire, concur, and sympathize with your appointment. Congrats, most sweetly, and yer little dog, too!