# Vent at Trump (warning - unpleasant sarcasm may offend)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 17, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744 "2021-01-17T17:38:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/1 "2021-01-17T17:38:32Z")

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. Mods - if my posts are considered unsuitable, please feel free to delete the thread.

I am so angry about what Trump has done to both America and the rest of the World that I want to vent.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/2 "2021-01-17T17:43:43Z")

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1. Although Trump regularly avoided military service, he has now led an impromptu ‘army’ to ‘victory’.

2. Trump has kept one of his pre-election promises - he is responsible for a death and has still kept his supporters.

3. Jan 6 should be declared ‘Capitol Invasion Day’, with a memorial service.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/3 "2021-01-17T17:54:39Z")

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Trump’s legacy should be the 396,000 (and counting) people that have died under his watch because of his inaction about Covid. Of those that died, he is feeling remorse just for those that were his supporters and won’t be able to give him any more money, too bad for everyone else. He will excuse this if the supporters leave their estates to him after they die.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/4 "2021-01-17T18:19:38Z")

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> [@glee](#):
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> Trump has kept one of his pre-election promises - he is responsible for a death and has still kept his supporters.

Actually, that is not really the case. Even the terrorists who besieged the Capitol are angry with him, because he backed down and implicitly conceded the Presidency. His base of support is rapidly evaporating like a sulphrous trump in the wind.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/5 "2021-01-17T18:26:32Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> His base of support is rapidly evaporating like a sulphrous trump in the wind.

Unfortunately this just isn’t true. The real problem is that one third of the country still enthusiastically support him, and that with or without Trump almost half of the country are immersed in a cult, indoctrinated and unreachable.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/6 "2021-01-17T19:40:14Z")

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He’s an America-hating fuckstick, _i.e._, a fuckstick who hates America.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/7 "2021-01-17T20:47:14Z")

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Besides being impeached and convicted, he merits not only a few dozen felony convictions, but to also have a stalk of sugar cane shoved up his rump and then be hosed down with scalding horse’s urine.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/8 "2021-01-17T22:31:37Z")

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I have to applaud this, that was brilliant.

Trump has lowered himself to worst President ever. No need to wait for time to pass or anything else. This fucking shitstain of snakeoil salesman is the only sitting President to attempt to overthrow the Constitution of the US and he should actually spend the remainder of his days in Federal Prison though I know it won’t happen. The Secret Service detail should have shot him in the head when he didn’t immediately and properly repudiate the insurrection.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2021, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/9 "2021-01-17T22:53:18Z")

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Only three more days and then I can finally openly wish someone would blow your fucking head off, you worthless fuck.

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**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/10 "2021-01-18T01:12:13Z")

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I think this is the absolutely best description of Trump I’ve seen

> **[Downfall. Bunker Boy starts his run for the big house.](https://theaimn.com/downfall-bunker-boy-starts-his-run-for-the-big-house/)**
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> No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul. He has no friends, not even a dog. His wife can't bear his touch, his daughter can't avoid it.Devoid

No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul.

He has no friends, not even a dog.

His wife can’t bear his touch, his daughter can’t avoid it.

Devoid of humour he doesn’t make jokes, he doesn’t laugh. Not ever. An occasional dismal rictus, a necrotic gash in his ochre-lacquered face-bladder signifies nothing more than his satisfaction in transacting another con.

He’s a loathsome coagulation of every human failing with no compensating virtues.

A craven coward.

A sociopath.

A serial rapist.

A racist.

A quisling.

An opportunistic grifter.

An inveterate cheat.

A deceitful toad.

… it goes on for a pleasantly long time.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/11 "2021-01-18T01:15:41Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> Trump has lowered himself to worst President ever

Excuse me? Lowered? He began his reign (and make no mistake, that’s exactly what he thinks it is still) as the worst ever.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/12 "2021-01-18T01:19:49Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> No grace, no dignity, no humility, no magnanimity, no class, no morals, no empathy, no soul.
> 
> He has no friends, not even a dog.
> 
> His wife can’t bear his touch, his daughter can’t avoid it.
> 
> Devoid of humour he doesn’t make jokes, he doesn’t laugh. Not ever. An occasional dismal rictus, a necrotic gash in his ochre-lacquered face-bladder signifies nothing more than his satisfaction in transacting another con.
> 
> He’s a loathsome coagulation of every human failing with no compensating virtues.
> 
> A craven coward.
> 
> A sociopath.
> 
> A serial rapist.
> 
> A racist.
> 
> A quisling.
> 
> An opportunistic grifter.
> 
> An inveterate cheat.
> 
> A deceitful toad.

But enough about your average Republikan. This is supposed to be about Chump.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/13 "2021-01-18T01:47:02Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> I think this is the absolutely best description of Trump I’ve seen…
> 
> [Re the link **slumtrimpet** posted to the AIM Network’s “Downfall” item.]

Now _that’s_ the Time cover that should be framed and hung in his golf and country clubs!

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/14 "2021-01-18T02:07:22Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> I think this is the absolutely best description of Trump I’ve seen

This writer needs to tell us how he REALLY feels about Trump supporters:

> He’s been reduced to pathetic whimperings from his puckered-sphincter pout, playing his invisible accordion to an audience of gormless dullards, fellow hucksters and his retinue of fawning toadies, thralls, invertebrate lickspittles and hangers-on whose fealty is demanded but never reciprocated and who had neither the self-respect nor the courage to call out the capture of the US by an amoral, moronic lunatic.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/15 "2021-01-18T03:22:54Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Now _that’s_ the Time cover that should be framed and hung in his golf and country clubs!

Maybe we blow it up to 20-story building size and hang it on the sides of every used-to-be Trump property for a year or so as a penance.

That hotel on the Chicago River would really look nice with that treatment.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/16 "2021-01-18T03:32:59Z")

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I once blew up a photo of Fred Phelps and drew circles on it, placing the pic on a dartboard. But Fred had the “virtue” of being sincere, even if he was crazy and hatefilled. Now I want a similar photo of Chump, so I can fill it with holes.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/17 "2021-01-18T09:11:36Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> I think this is the absolutely best description of Trump I’ve seen

(Partial compendium of Terrible Trump Traits given…)

And here is a YouTube video that displays much similar stuff, all set to music:

[Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye Trump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvl1Mna9zV0)

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Rvl1Mna9zV0/maxresdefault.jpg "Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye Trump") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvl1Mna9zV0)

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/18 "2021-01-18T10:53:45Z")

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1. Since being kicked of Twitter (by an unholy alliance of Democrats, Republicans, women, blacks, immigrants, foreigners and scientists), Trump has been completely blocked from speaking to the American public.  
He literally has no access to a Press Secretary, a White House briefing room or national TV.

2. We need to start a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the Capitol attackers, so that they can buy pardons from Trump.  
Hurry! There’s only a few days left! 😡

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/19 "2021-01-18T14:13:45Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> He’s an America-hating fuckstick, _i.e._ , a fuckstick who hates America.

Fuckmushroom, if Stormy is to be believed.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vent-at-trump-warning-unpleasant-sarcasm-may-offend/930744/20 "2021-01-18T16:54:03Z")

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[This is the Time cover](https://static.newsheads.in/media/thumbs/2020/06/02/892650197-fake_1200x675.jpg)

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