Venting: am I the jerk? Cleaning 30 foot high up gutters sans safety equipment

There’s nothing worse than motherf***ing snakes in my mother f***ing gutters!

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

I use medical nitrile gloves. They keep my hands dry and relatively warm, and they help me grip the ladder when it’s cold out. They eventually tear, but usually because of my fingernails, not the work.

Last time we had the gutters cleaned, the handyperson checked that a sock he found up there wasn’t ours. He said it’s fairly common for birds to pick up textiles from yards, and sometimes drop them.

So, THAT’S where all those socks go! j/k, it probably came from someone’s clothesline.

Anyway, a 3rd story gutter cleanout is something best left to the professionals, safety equipment, daredevil teenager, or not.

I’m so sorry you had to have that conversation, but it was the right thing to do.