# Verbose Song Lyrics Part Whatever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** music\ **Created:** [May 19, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301 "2023-05-19T22:43:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/1 "2023-05-19T22:43:36Z")
We do this from time to time here. Take the lyrics to a song and make them as verbose as possible. I’ll start. _Relieve yourself of your burdens, Stephanie There’s no charge for relief Relieve yourself of your burdens, Stephanie Instead give your burdens directly to me_ ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/2 "2023-05-20T03:33:34Z")
Commenced my existence in the lower 48 states of continental north america Postnatal in the country with the most Super Bowl wins. Entered life with the lowest life expectancy in the Western world Began my freedom in the country with the highest incarceration rate ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/3 "2023-05-20T11:40:09Z")
She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative When it happens that you are held in such high esteem Your expected reaction ought to be a very pleasant level of satisfaction ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/4 "2023-05-20T12:28:39Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative Inordinately cruel condiment made from the seeds of the Sinalpis alba plant slumbers in a zone designated for public recreation Removes whiskers from face with a razor sans illumination in an attempt to conserve material manufactured in thin sheets from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/5 "2023-05-20T13:15:19Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Inordinately cruel condiment It occurred to me after the fact that “mean” in this context actually refers to penny-pinching tendencies rather than temperament. Still, I kind of like the phrase “inordinately cruel condiment”. Maybe I’ll use it if I ever have to come up with another handle on some other message board. ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/6 "2023-05-20T14:15:35Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > Commenced my existence in the lower 48 states of continental north america > Postnatal in the country with the most Super Bowl wins. > Entered life with the lowest life expectancy in the Western world > Began my freedom in the country with the highest incarceration rate Born in the USA (repeat x3) > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative > She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative > When it happens that you are held in such high esteem > Your expected reaction ought to be a very pleasant level of satisfaction She Loves You (Yeah Yeah Yeah) (repeat x2) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/7 "2023-05-20T14:46:27Z")
Perched on a breakfast cereal Abiding for the sports utility vehicle to make the scene Syndicate monogrammed turtleneck Moronic ensanguined Martian holiday Dude, you have been a recalcitrant tyke You acquiesced to your countenance stretching vertically I am the Oocyte Bloke They are the Ovum Brothers I am the Fat Pinniped Dove utterance Dove utterance Giant Disney snake Second half of a sneeze Next up for the next willing pinniped: MacArthur Park. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/8 "2023-05-20T14:48:53Z")
> [@solost](#): > > > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > > > She holds you in the highest esteem, affirmative, affirmative, affirmative > > Inordinately cruel condiment made from the seeds of the Sinalpis alba plant slumbers in a zone designated for public recreation > > Removes whiskers from face with a razor sans illumination in an attempt to conserve material manufactured in thin sheets from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances Enters REM whilst nestled within an excavation, the location of which is found in some sort of thoroughfare likely designed to facilitate motorcar peregrination. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/9 "2023-05-20T21:22:50Z")
The four-star general’s palisade is umbrally discorporating: Lo, how the glucal marzipan undulates earthward! A person or persons unknown abandoned the gateau to the precipitation And my own rationality is highly compromised For its generational process was prohibitively extenuated Additionally, I no longer am in possession of that particular prescription. Alas, Alack! Next: Born To Be Wild ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/10 "2023-05-20T22:30:24Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Perched on a breakfast cereal > Abiding for the sports utility vehicle to make the scene > Syndicate monogrammed turtleneck > Moronic ensanguined Martian holiday > Dude, you have been a recalcitrant tyke > You acquiesced to your countenance stretching vertically I Am The Walrus ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/11 "2023-05-21T00:27:55Z")
I cannot attain any primal sexual release I cannot attain any ritualized female attention for myself And I exert myself and I exert myself and I exert ex-ex-exert myself I cannot achieve any, I cannot achieve myself any During the times I regard my electronic window on the world And a gentleman appears and informs me How bleached my upper body covering can become But he cannot be a gentleman Because he does not inhale The same noxious fumes from a stick of dried poisonous leaves as I do ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/12 "2023-05-21T01:21:15Z")
_submission as per request_ Make your eight-cylinder piston arranged in a V configuration with common crankshaft horsepower producer with chrome plated grease nipples and double reverse overhead twin cam door handles operational. Embark upon the Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense network Rubbernecking for expeditionary shits and giggles Regardless, how sad, never mind, materialises heiligenschein\* \*\*Which has bugger all to do with the lyrics, context or meaning but it’s the [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com) word of the day and it’s fuckin’ brilliant innit.\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/13 "2023-05-21T13:28:38Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I cannot attain any primal sexual release > I cannot attain any ritualized female attention for myself > And I exert myself and I exert myself and I exert ex-ex-exert myself > I cannot achieve any, I cannot achieve myself any > > During the times I regard my electronic window on the world > And a gentleman appears and informs me > How bleached my upper body covering can become > But he cannot be a gentleman > Because he does not inhale > The same noxious fumes from a stick of dried poisonous leaves as I do I Can’t Get No Satisfaction > [@penultima\_thule](#): > > heiligenschein\* You’re right, it is brilliant. And shiny. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics-part-whatever/984301/14 "2023-05-21T20:28:21Z")
At sunrise you’re off to punish the guy who drained your cistern And you find him and inflict fatal injury, but you can’t escape as you attempt to flee the country So then crowds gather to pay respect to the deceased while cheering your incarceration But a pardon from the governor saves you from a death sentence, and you’re released