# Verbose song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/1 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")
My Maserati attains a top speed of nearly 300 kph (185 mph); however, upon the revocation of my state-sanctioned driving privileges, I do not currently operate a motor vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/2 "2010-11-19T19:06:45Z")
There is no reason to be afraid of that skeletal fellow wearing the robe and carrying the scythe. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/3 "2010-11-19T19:17:08Z")
The doldrums commonly encountered between June and September twenty-first in the northern hemisphere have no known remedy. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/4 "2010-11-19T19:20:58Z")
All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased and law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/5 "2010-11-19T19:25:44Z")
But it was one of the first times I ever heard one of the real Beatles sing a real Beatles’ song live on television, I really wished Julian Lennon had turned up instead of his recently dead father, I was really moved ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/6 "2010-11-19T19:29:47Z")
While our relationship has its downside, the emotional pain you cause me is nonetheless pleasurable. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/7 "2010-11-19T19:36:29Z")
We danced and did other gymnastic moves. And though I wasn’t on a boat, I had motion sickness despite everyone encouraging me to continue. The space we were in must not have known the words as the roof above us sprouted wings. I ordered another cocktail and it was given to me by the waitstaff. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/8 "2010-11-19T19:42:28Z")
There I was, financially embarrassed in the capital of Louisiana, and my emotional state was as fragile as my threadbare denim trousers… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/9 "2010-11-19T20:22:43Z")
You may engage in displaying primitive rhythmic movements of your hips, legs, and arms to the sweet strains of pounding music, should you so desire. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/10 "2010-11-19T20:31:39Z")
In the event that I depart the vicinity in the near future, would whatever impression I may have made be a lasting one? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/11 "2010-11-19T20:32:47Z")
{oog}Moved MPSIMS --\> The Game Room{/oog} Those who perceive me will be able to discern by my ambulation that I am an aficionado of femininity who is unavailable for social intercourse due to commitments elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/12 "2010-11-19T20:35:48Z")
I feel a great amount of affection for you, and your looks have aroused both my sympathetic nervous system and parasympathetic nervous system, sending blood to my corpus cavernosa which has prepared me to to engage in a procreative act I feel a great amount of affection for you, and your looks have aroused both my sympathetic nervous system and parasympathetic nervous system, sending blood to my corpus cavernosa which has prepared me to to engage in a procreative act I feel a great amount of affection for you, and your looks have aroused both my sympathetic nervous system and parasympathetic nervous system, sending blood to my corpus cavernosa which has prepared me to to engage in a procreative act I feel a great amount of affection for you, and your looks have aroused both my sympathetic nervous system and parasympathetic nervous system, sending blood to my corpus cavernosa which has prepared me to to engage in a procreative act To you ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/13 "2010-11-19T22:20:55Z")
I have been wandering in the barren wasteland while poised atop an anonymous _Equus ferus caballus_. It sufficiently stimulates my brain’s pleasure centers to evade the liquid precipitation. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/14 "2010-11-19T22:32:43Z")
I engaged in a struggle with state-empowered agents who enforce the codified legal dictates of our society, and those selfsame agents prevailed in the struggle in which I engaged them. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/15 "2010-11-19T22:44:49Z")
Is this existence real or have I just made it up? It appears I am trapped in an avalanche of sorts and cannot escape from its inexorable consequences. Cast the gaze of your ocular orbs towards the heavens. I’m but a pauper, but do not require your compassion since I arrived here without struggle, and shall continue on my journey in the self-same manner, although sometimes I may be somewhat elated and sometimes slightly depressed. However, I consider the direction of the zephyrs to be of no consequence. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/16 "2010-11-19T22:44:50Z")
When you are absent, the solar rays typically seen on a cloudless day are not in evidence. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/17 "2010-11-19T23:16:27Z")
You’d find me disingenuous, And guilty of prevarication, Were I to make a statement thus: We’ve reached the utmost elevation. Please ignite my conflagration. Please ignite my conflagration. Large nocturnal conflagration. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/18 "2010-11-19T23:54:37Z")
A refined female exists, who is certain that all shiny metals are the same as that used to reward the finest Olympic athletes. Also, said female is in the act of purchasing an incrementally rising footpath to a pleasant afterlife as envisioned by the Christian faith. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/19 "2010-11-20T00:20:28Z")
I seriously believe you are overheated And require remedial education This will fill your deep-seated needs I will present you with my affection I will present you with the entire dimension of my affection ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/20 "2010-11-20T01:11:11Z")
A female acquaintance of mine recently returned from an adventure to Colombia. She was pleasantly amused by the fact that I didn’t fully appreciate the implications of such an excursion. She then proceeded to brandish a satchel of marijuana, (oh oh) which she defined as preeminent in the entire country. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=2)