# Verbose song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/221 "2010-11-24T00:11:36Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > Behold! We’re at the midway point of our journey. We subsist exclusively on supplications to our deity. Wrap your metacarpals around my metacarpals; I assure you we’ll complete our journey. Behold! Subsisting on supplications to our deity! Whao, living on a prayer! ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/222 "2010-11-24T00:15:59Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > I planned to travel to my place of employment, but then I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated. > I recently obtained a higher position at my place of employment then the one I had previously held, but I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated. > Currently I am engaging in transactions involving exchanging marijuana for pecuniary gain, and I am aware of the reasons for this occurrence. > Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated, > Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated, > Owing to the fact that I smoked marijuana until I became intoxicated. _Because I Got High_ by Afroman ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/223 "2010-11-24T01:16:40Z")
Mind-blowing elegance, thy resonance is akin to syrup Y’all resuscitated this hot mess of a human, your writer Back in the day, I was up a creek without a GPS; however, of late, I have been unearthed There was a time when my rods and cones were all jacked up, but now, not so much. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/224 "2010-11-24T01:55:02Z")
This is an epic thread. Here’s a couple more: Many people attempted to convince me to enter an inpatient treatment program for drug and alcohol addiction; I thrice declined. I agree that I have gone through some dark times in my life, but you will be quite aware of my return. I am a very busy person, and my male parental figure believes I do not have a problem. * * * People claim we lack the knowledge and wisdom imparted by age, a fact which will not become clear to us until we, too, are older. I am not aware of the veracity or falsity of the previous aphorism. * * * Here’s the chorus to the earlier one that nobody got. For the reason that the young men in the inner city are tough without exception, if a person attempts to insult us we will slay them in cold blood. Our highest aspiration is simply to be cool; however, do not repeat what I have told you, for my words are mere defecations. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/225 "2010-11-24T01:55:30Z")
Anyone have anything for mine in post #89? ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/226 "2010-11-24T02:04:44Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Mind-blowing elegance, thy resonance is akin to syrup > Y’all resuscitated this hot mess of a human, your writer > Back in the day, I was up a creek without a GPS; however, of late, I have been unearthed > There was a time when my rods and cones were all jacked up, but now, not so much. _Amaaaazing Graaaaace, how sweeeet the sound…_ > [@StusBlues](#): > > Think Adam Smith. And the most contentious posts I’ve written today. Still not getting it, but I suspect it’s way outside my genre. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/227 "2010-11-24T02:36:41Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Ahoy, nubile female who has not yet attained her twentieth year! It is a shame that you do not recognize the singer of the song presently playing on the juke box, for it is by a monarch, not of a country, but of a musical genre known as “soul”. > > Does my lament over this fact imply that I have lost my sanity, or rather does it mean that I have advanced beyond the age at which you would consider having relations with me? Somebody already said that this “Hey Nineteen” by _Steely Dan_, but I do not think I agree with your interpretation (in your second paragraph). As I have always understood the song, despite the age gap, she _is_ willing, or even eager, to have relations with him (he is a rock star, after all). What he is lamenting is that, despite her youth and hotness, _he_ can’t get into it because (from what she says, rather than what she looks like) she seems like a kid to him. And that, I submit, is a lot sadder. Even in the unlikely event that the hot chicks want to do _you_, it is still no good. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/228 "2010-11-24T02:49:32Z")
What will your course of action will be in the eventuality that you become emotionally desolate, when to your left and right there is no one to tarry for you? Lately you’ve adopted a mode of societal interaction that makes it hard for me to connect with you, in fact you have gone as far as camouflaging yourself… all in the name of your nonsensical and asinine inflated self-esteem. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/229 "2010-11-24T02:57:36Z")
> [@HeyHomie](#): > > _I Get Around_ by the Beach Boys? Rock on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/230 "2010-11-24T03:03:01Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > What will your course of action will be in the eventuality that you become emotionally desolate, when to your left and right there is no one to tarry for you? > Lately you’ve adopted a mode of societal interaction that makes it hard for me to connect with you, in fact you have gone as far as camouflaging yourself… all in the name of your nonsensical and asinine inflated self-esteem. Layla, Derek and the Dominos. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/231 "2010-11-24T03:12:38Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/232 "2010-11-24T03:20:15Z")
Mutual oral sex used to be the same thing as an inexpensive sample of the type of the intermediate state of matter that is produced when hexoses contained in extracts of the non-climacteric fleshy structures regularly produced by _Vitis labrusca_ (or some closely related species) are broken down anaerobically. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/233 "2010-11-24T03:23:01Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Layla, Derek and the Dominos. Ding, ding, ding! ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/234 "2010-11-24T03:27:02Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > * * * > > People claim we lack the knowledge and wisdom imparted by age, a fact which will not become clear to us until we, too, are older. I am not aware of the veracity or falsity of the previous aphorism. > > * * * I Got You Babe - _Sonny and Cher_. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/235 "2010-11-24T03:39:00Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > What he is lamenting is that, despite her youth and hotness, _he_ can’t get into it because (from what she says, rather than what she looks like) she seems like a kid to him. > > And that, I submit, is a lot sadder. Even in the unlikely event that the hot chicks want to do _you_, it is still no good. ☹ Not only that, the girl doesn’t even know who Aretha Franklin is. That fact alone would be a deal-breaker. …I’d still fuck her, of course. But I wouldn’t bother calling her afterwards. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/236 "2010-11-24T03:47:59Z")
Is there a person who will inform you that the most opportune moment has already passed? Is there a person who will inform you that objects are not large (not to such an extent, anyway)? ```auto The present human settlement is ejaculating in a manner similar to a spectral emission city. Every mutual association is sealed toward the bottom. ``` ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/237 "2010-11-24T04:00:15Z")
From the days of my uttermost youth I have taken my masculine pleasure from Argentinean testicles. (No, not really. It’s just a song. :o) ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/238 "2010-11-24T05:50:23Z")
I have obtained an Ethiopesse capable of transcending physical law. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/239 "2010-11-24T05:59:33Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Mutual oral sex used to be the same thing as an inexpensive sample of the type of the intermediate state of matter that is produced when hexoses contained in extracts of the non-climacteric fleshy structures regularly produced by _Vitis labrusca_ (or some closely related species) are broken down anaerobically. Hmmm… “Kisses Sweeter than Wine,” Jimmie Rodgers? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/240 "2010-11-24T06:30:39Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Hmmm… “Kisses Sweeter than Wine,” Jimmie Rodgers? Nope. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=13)