# Verbose song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/261 "2010-11-24T19:02:08Z")

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Hoping someone will get 189A and C, as well as #50, which I gave an additional hint to in 224.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/262 "2010-11-24T19:42:00Z")

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I don’t think anyone has actually answered 113a. Though to be fair, it is a repeat.

Drain Bead, I was thinking 189c sounds a bit like “Night Moves” by Bob Seger, but I can’t make it match up.

a) One moniker by which I am known is the astronomy wrangler,  
one moniker by which I am known is the Mob associate of adoration.  
One moniker by which I am known sounds similar to a specific _Felis sylvestris domesticus_ used as a trademark for a popular catfood back in the 1980s,  
because I verbalize on the nonsense word associated with emotional devotion.

b) My natal experience occurred during a tumbled mess of gunfire in a gigantic cyclone.  
And I belted out my loudest screams to my female progenitor during the middle of the aforementioned storm, where the precipitation was being whipped about by the wind.  
But now, everything is kopacetic, in fact, it is a component of the atmosphere.  
Everything is kopacetic, I am referred to by a moniker that refers to quickly elevating onself into the air, common first name sometimes short for John, word referring to a rapid visual display.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/263 "2010-11-24T19:43:02Z")

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I desire to fornicate with you in a manner of wild abandon most frequently seen on Wild Kingdom,  
I desire tactile stimulation from your interior regions,  
I desire to fornicate with you in a manner of wild abandon most frequently seen on Wild Kingdom.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/264 "2010-11-24T19:46:00Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Hoping someone will get […] #50, which I gave an additional hint to in 224.

Had to ask Google’s help on this one. 🙂

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I arose from sleep at approximately midday, with a desire to travel to a city in south LA. I require an excessive amount of libations as soon as I awaken, before my female parent begins to complain about my chosen companions.

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Here’s the chorus to the earlier one that nobody got.
> 
> For the reason that the young men in the inner city are tough without exception, if a person attempts to insult us we will slay them in cold blood. Our highest aspiration is simply to be cool; however, do not repeat what I have told you, for my words are mere defecations.

Answer = “Boyz N Tha Hood”, N.W.A.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/265 "2010-11-24T19:51:46Z")

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Again, Google…

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> I aspire to be slightly higher in stature. I aspire to be a professional basketball player. I aspire to obtain a female companion who is physically attractive, who I could then contact by telephone. I aspire to obtain a magician’s prop, a baseball player’s tool, and a Chevrolet model created approximately 46 years ago.

Best guess = LIL’ TROY - Wanna Be a Baller?

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> Having sexual intercourse on the open-air structure attached to the anterior of the edifice,  
> Having sexual intercourse on the small patch of grass surrounding the habitation,  
> Having sexual intercourse in any place we desire, for the reason that there is not another person in the habitation at this time.

No idea for this one. ☹

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/266 "2010-11-24T19:54:07Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> 259 a, Meet the Flintstones

Told ya it was easy. 😉

> [@Irishman](#):
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> I desire to fornicate with you in a manner of wild abandon most frequently seen on Wild Kingdom,  
> I desire tactile stimulation from your interior regions,  
> I desire to fornicate with you in a manner of wild abandon most frequently seen on Wild Kingdom.

_“My fornication with you greatly increases my proximity to the Christian diety”_ – “Closer”, Nine Inch Nails

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/267 "2010-11-24T20:29:58Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> Ia) One moniker by which I am known is the astronomy wrangler,  
> one moniker by which I am known is the Mob associate of adoration.  
> One moniker by which I am known sounds similar to a specific _Felis sylvestris domesticus_ used as a trademark for a popular catfood back in the 1980s,  
> because I verbalize on the nonsense word associated with emotional devotion.

_Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love…_  
The Joker - Steve Miller Band

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> b) My natal experience occurred during a tumbled mess of gunfire in a gigantic cyclone.  
> And I belted out my loudest screams to my female progenitor during the middle of the aforementioned storm, where the precipitation was being whipped about by the wind.  
> But now, everything is kopacetic, in fact, it is a component of the atmosphere.  
> Everything is kopacetic, I am referred to by a moniker that refers to quickly elevating onself into the air, common first name sometimes short for John, word referring to a rapid visual display.

_I was born in a crossfire hurricane…_  
Jumping Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones

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**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/268 "2010-11-24T20:34:40Z")

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#256 - “L.A. Woman.” The Doors

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/269 "2010-11-24T20:35:30Z")

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Despite your accusation, the person currently in an extreme location relative to an unspecified entity does not correlate with the singer of this song. At least it doesn’t when sensations occur in him corresponding to the transferrence of either an attack by a member of the order _Squamata_, or a beverage containing a mixture of fermented grain and fermented apple that is named for said attack, into his blood vessels, specifically the ones that carry blood toward the heart.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/270 "2010-11-24T21:54:35Z")

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_Googles “squamata”_ – order reptilia. Reptile attack… lizard attack? Snake bite? Ah.

Googles “beverage snake bite”. Confirms, cocktail of beer and cider.

Googles “song lyric snake bite”.

Alice Cooper? Check. No.

Racer X? Check. No.

Audra Mae? Check - lyrics not existing yet.

Godsmack? Check. Ah, of course. Duh.

I’m not the one whose so far away  
When I feel the snakebite  
enter my veins  
Never did I wanna be here again  
And I don’t remember why I came

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There exists a female of indeterminate age that I have been contemplating  
the full duration, \<insert name\> vowel sound for emphasis, repeat vowel sound for emphasis.  
At the present time the aforementioned female is unknowledgable as to my correct appellation,  
and yet I believe that she shares the sense of affection that I feel for her,  
\<insert name\> vowel sound for emphasis, repeat vowel sound for emphasis.

* * *

Citizen of the most populous country in North America of the female persuasion,  
Remain at a distance from my location.  
Citizen of the most populous country in North America of the female persuasion,  
Female progenitor, do not intrude on my existence.

Refrain from approaching and lingering in the vicinity of the entrance to my abode,  
I would prefer to be spared exposure to the region of your head most associated with personal identity.  
I am a busy person with much higher priority tasks  
than to remain in your presence merely mutually accummulating age.

* * *

I take action to ensure that my visual interface units are protected from incoming objects and light,  
For a mere snippet of a duration and now that snippet has expired.  
The full extent of my aspirations and desires  
Traverse in front of my visual interface units in interested contemplation.

Tiny clumps of detritus floating in the natural air currents,  
the full extent of my aforementioned aspirations and desires are Tiny clumps of detritus floating in the natural air currents.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/271 "2010-11-24T22:38:36Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Java Jive - The Inkspots.

Correct! I figured this one would go first.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/272 "2010-11-24T23:31:33Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> Citizen of the most populous country in North America of the female persuasion… [snip]

“American Woman,” by the Guess Who. \* (“American Woman, stay away from me, American Woman, mama let me be…”)\*

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> I take action to ensure that my visual interface units are protected from incoming objects and light…

“Dust in the Wind,” by Kansas. _(“I close my eyes, only for a moment and the moment’s gone…”)_

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/273 "2010-11-24T23:41:06Z")

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> [@fuzzypickles](#):
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> Again, Google…
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> Best guess = LIL’ TROY - Wanna Be a Baller?  
> No idea for this one. ☹

Nope on the first, although you’re close (the word baller appears in the lyrics). The second is in the hair metal genre.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/274 "2010-11-24T23:47:26Z")

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The two of us, female infant, are naught other than members of the species _mammalia_, so we should engage in sexual congress resembling the manner in which sexual congress appears on a popular basic cable network.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/275 "2010-11-25T00:32:54Z")

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Three of the country ones I posted in #136 (a, c, and d) have not been answered; but country may not be terribly well-known by participants in this thread, so if anybody wants me to, I’ll post the answers.

Okay, on to new ones…

(a) Alcoholic beverage distilled from a plant found mainly in a region of the country once ruled by Maximilian I! [This one may be absurdly easy, but let’s find out.]

(b) I have been operating my motor vehicle during the hours of darkness, the appendages of my forelimbs sodden on the interface that affects the direction in which the motor vehicle moves.

© It was the time of a new moon on a historical anniversary during the month newlyweds favour, in a large machine designed and built by the company founded in 1923 in Tacoma and bearing a name that is a _portmanteau_ of its founders’ names, conveying more than one product harvested from perennial woody plants…

(d) It is possible that you will never attain great wealth, but allow me to inform you that it is preferable to using a garden implement in order to create a channel. There is no means to predict the identity of the personages you might encounter: a well-known personality from the world of cinema, or another possibility, a headman of a North American native group.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/276 "2010-11-25T00:34:46Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> (a) Alcoholic beverage distilled from a plant found mainly in a region of the country once ruled by Maximilian I! [This one may be absurdly easy, but let’s find out.]

Tequila! – The Champs

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> (b) I have been operating my motor vehicle during the hours of darkness, the appendages of my forelimbs sodden on the interface that affects the direction in which the motor vehicle moves.

Radar Love – Golden Earring

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> (d) It is possible that you will never attain great wealth, but allow me to inform you that it is preferable to using a garden implement in order to create a channel. There is no means to predict the identity of the personages you might encounter: a well-known personality from the world of cinema, or another possibility, a headman of a North American native group.

(Working at the) Carwash – Rose Royce

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/277 "2010-11-25T00:41:18Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Tequila! – The Champs
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> Radar Love – Golden Earring
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> (Working at the) Carwash – Rose Royce

All correct! (See, I had a feeling that “Tequila!” would be easy, but I enjoyed the challenge of crafting the clue to a one-word song.)

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/278 "2010-11-25T00:41:55Z")

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> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> The two of us, female infant, are naught other than members of the species _mammalia_, so we should engage in sexual congress resembling the manner in which sexual congress appears on a popular basic cable network.

Bloodhound Gang - Discovery Channel

> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> The second is in the hair metal genre.

Ouch, still not getting it…I’m expecting a :smack: once the answer’s finally revealed.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/279 "2010-11-25T01:19:23Z")

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Similar to an ivory-limbed \*Columbidae \*emitting its trademark coo which resembles a chant, whoo whoo whoo. Similar to an ivory-limbed \*Columbidae \*emitting its trademark coo which resembles a chant, whoo baby whoo, say whoo.

[QUOTE=Ludovic]  
Despite your accusation, the person currently in an extreme location relative to an unspecified entity does not correlate with the singer of this song. At least it doesn’t when sensations occur in him corresponding to the transferrence of either an attack by a member of the order _Squamata_, or a beverage containing a mixture of fermented grain and fermented apple that is named for said attack, into his blood vessels, specifically the ones that carry blood toward the heart.  
[/QUOTE]

Godsmack - Voodoo.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/280 "2010-11-25T01:34:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Ouch, still not getting it…I’m expecting a :smack: once the answer’s finally revealed.

Engaging in sexual intercourse in the lavatory, engaging in sexual intercourse on the tile, wood, or carpet ground covering. Engaging in sexual intercourse in such a vigorous manner that securely fastening the door latch completely slipped my mind. My sexual partner’s male parental figure, a full seventy-six inches in height, strides into the room, and exclaims, “You are no longer allowed to engage in sexual intercourse with my female progeny!”

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