# Verbose song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/301 "2010-11-25T07:16:07Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Name derived from the Frankish Chlodweg, Name derived from the Frankish Chlodweg, exclamation of negativity! I must depart. I uttered a stereotypical Mexican _grito_, Name derived from the Frankish Chlodweg, Name derived from the Frankish Chlodweg, exclamation to a neonate! I must depart. “Louie, Louie” by the Kingsmen. Now do the FBI’s version of the lyrics. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/302 "2010-11-25T08:00:50Z")
\*If you were well-acquainted with Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes You would perceive the cause of my melancholy state of mind Absent Margaret, Margaret Susannah Fiennes of mine I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Gentlewoman I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes, Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes Innumerable are the ways in which the organ of my veneration for you does pine Oh, Margaret, Margaret Susannah Fiennes of mine I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Ms. Fiennes I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, and my existence would be intolerable without your esteemed person, Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Ms. Fiennes With an earnest feeling of affection and devotion which is indubitably _recherché_ I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Gentlewoman And additionally, I have a strong desire to find myself in your highly-regarded company, Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes\* ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/303 "2010-11-25T08:21:45Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > _If you were well-acquainted with Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes > You would perceive the cause of my melancholy state of mind > Absent Margaret, Margaret Susannah Fiennes of mine > I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Gentlewoman > I apostrophically pledge my amorous allegiance to you, Ms. Margaret Susannah Fiennes_ Buddy Holly, “Peggy Sue” A recap + one more: [del]A) My cranium has been continuously descended upon by tiny globules of precipitation However, were you to assume such an event would result in crimson-colored corneas, you would be mistaken – lacrimation does not suit me![/del] _–correctly guessed by **Derleth** as “Raindrops Are Falling on my Head”_ B) As before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature Verily shall I traverse this particular interstate; I am not cognizant of whether or not any others exist My solitary nature has been persistent and unchanged since birth, akin to John Rambo immediately after the war After weighing my options, I have decided that failure to act in this manner will create further temporal detritus, and that is a fate I wish to avoid Therefore, as before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature C) At the precise moment when atmospheric electrical discharges are created, I become clinically depressed The reason being, these aforementioned electrical discharges possess no shackles, I can perceive that is the truth In addition, I perceive the truth about myself, specifically the fact that my body’s location is unknown to everyone, permanently undiscovered With anguish in my voice, I yearn for James Randi’s former profession, fully illuminated and gyrating with rhythmic motions of arms, hips and feet No warmth exists for me, as nocturnal silhouettes slip from my grasp Is the sunrise imminent? Not according to my perception However, the nature of your abandonment is analogous to a heavenly, multicolored arc with zero illumination; a heavenly, multicolored arc with zero illumination ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/304 "2010-11-25T08:46:14Z")
C) is Rainbow in the Dark by Ronnie James Dio. A dead simple one: I am a solitary perambulator and should I happen to stroll a pathway lacking illumination, be it a nocturnal voyage or during a trek through a verdant urban area, when light sources initiate a flux I infrequently endure a certain queasiness, a light touch of apprehension at the dearth of luminosity. Scotophobia, scotophobia ! ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/305 "2010-11-25T08:56:43Z")
One more before bed: D) Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Observe these individuals standing in a non-crooked formation Observe these individuals moving into a dense spiral formation Children become insane, as they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion Observe these individuals as they cram themselves into the rear half of an automobile’s passenger compartment Observe these individuals as they thermodynamically discharge boiling water vapor In sync with the posterior rhythm, they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! I entreat you to discharge a weapon into their posterior flesh I’m not privy to their genuine desires, but clearly, they have achieved maximum RPM’s and are prepared to depart Observe these individuals standing in a non-crooked formation Observe these individuals moving into a dense spiral formation Children become insane, as they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion Observe these individuals as they cram themselves into the rear half of an automobile’s passenger compartment Observe these individuals as they thermodynamically discharge boiling water vapor In sync with the posterior rhythm, they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/306 "2010-11-25T14:31:48Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > One more before bed: > > D) Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > > Observe these individuals standing in a non-crooked formation > Observe these individuals moving into a dense spiral formation > Children become insane, as they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion > > Observe these individuals as they cram themselves into the rear half of an automobile’s passenger compartment > Observe these individuals as they thermodynamically discharge boiling water vapor > In sync with the posterior rhythm, they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion > > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > I entreat you to discharge a weapon into their posterior flesh > I’m not privy to their genuine desires, but clearly, they have achieved maximum RPM’s and are prepared to depart > > Observe these individuals standing in a non-crooked formation > Observe these individuals moving into a dense spiral formation > Children become insane, as they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion > > Observe these individuals as they cram themselves into the rear half of an automobile’s passenger compartment > Observe these individuals as they thermodynamically discharge boiling water vapor > In sync with the posterior rhythm, they dance in the manner of a Germanic military invasion > > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! > Attention! I am 1/3 Santa Claus, allow us to depart! **Hey Ho! Let’s Go! by The Ramones:** Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho, Lets Go They’re forming in a straight line They’re goin through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds Blitzkreig Bop They’re piling in the backseat They’re generation steam heat Pulsating to the back seat Blitzkreig Bop Hey Ho Lets Go Shoot em’ in the back now What they want, I don’t know They’re all reved up and ready to go ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/307 "2010-11-25T14:40:48Z")
**Kobal2** and **Mean Mr. Mustard** are both correct! > [@Kobal2](#): > > A dead simple one: I see what you did there… > [@Kobal2](#): > > I am a solitary perambulator and should I happen to stroll a pathway lacking illumination, be it a nocturnal voyage or during a trek through a verdant urban area, when light sources initiate a flux I infrequently endure a certain queasiness, a light touch of apprehension at the dearth of luminosity. Scotophobia, scotophobia ! “Fear of the Dark”, Iron Maiden ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/308 "2010-11-25T14:42:09Z")
I am alert and vigilant upon that organ which sits front and center within my mediastinum The organs contained within my orbits I ensure are at their maximum aperture consistently The pass receivers I ensure are not within for the superfluous menswear article that trusses On account of the fact that the one who is reading these words is virtually owned by the one who is writing them I move my lower extremities in a coordinated fashion in order to propel myself forward along the long, straight, narrow course. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/309 "2010-11-25T15:49:17Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > The Kingsmen - Louie Louie. Nice one. > > ETA : the second one is mos’ def’ “The Purple People Eater” by Sheb Wooley, but I never heard that song. Right on both counts. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/310 "2010-11-25T15:50:25Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I am alert and vigilant upon that organ which sits front and center within my mediastinum > The organs contained within my orbits I ensure are at their maximum aperture consistently > The pass receivers I ensure are not within for the superfluous menswear article that trusses > On account of the fact that the one who is reading these words is virtually owned by the one who is writing them > I move my lower extremities in a coordinated fashion in order to propel myself forward along the long, straight, narrow course. > mmm “I Walk the Line” (J. Cash and others) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/311 "2010-11-25T16:06:57Z")
Positioning oneself erectly upon the oermanent landside portion of the shipboarding facility located at a major British port city situated north of the Isle of Wight, Essaying to transport oneself to one of the core provinces of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, or else the Gallic nation, The adult male wearing raingarb named for a Scottish inventor advises that one is obliged to return. Be aware we were not even provided with opportunity. O Holy Savior, thou art aware of the difficulty, Thou know’st how difficult it potentially may be If events continue in the manner that may be extrapolated from past trends, I shall be subjected to the same fatal punishment as was dealt out to Spartacus, Simon bar Jonah, and other famous Classical figures. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/312 "2010-11-25T16:33:03Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > (c) It was the time of a new moon on a historical anniversary during the month newlyweds favour, in a large machine designed and built by the company founded in 1923 in Tacoma and bearing a name that is a _portmanteau_ of its founders’ names, conveying more than one product harvested from perennial woody plants… “Convoy”, C.W. McCall ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/313 "2010-11-25T16:46:01Z")
At present my ocular apparatus functions with greater clarity, since the cessation of precipitation. Indeed, it permits me to observe all impediments to my chosen route. The cumulonimbus formations which had caused me severe visual impairment have departed; In point of fact, forecasts call for a diurnal period of maximal luminance and insolation. Meseems I now have the capacity to carry it out in full, for the anguish too has departed; All perceptions of negativity have occluded themselves from my sight. My previous orisons for that spectral meteorological phenomenon caused by minute water droplets suspended in the atmosphere have been answered As previously noted, forecasts call for a diurnal period of maximal luminance and insolation. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/314 "2010-11-25T17:18:29Z")
Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed in all locations accessible to you. Peruse the brilliantly cleansed interior of the F.W. Woolworth ^ Co. local retail outlet, which has on display both peppermint sticks in the shape of a graph plotting political repressivenes against political stabilty, and self-illuminating argent boulevards. Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed, including the presence in all retail emporia of scaled-down representations of adult apparatus suitable for the training and recreation of the young. However, the most visually gratifying phenomenon will be the hewn-off branch of Ilex which adorns the principal entrance to your domicile. Both a purple dinosaur and a hyperintelligent rat desire a pair of calf-high footwear of the style favored by Mr. Cassidy and a functional firearm. Both Ms. Ian and Ms. Aniston, on the other hand, are in expectation of anthropomorphic androids which can both carry on meaningful conversation and engage in purposeful perambulation. Parental units, however, are in eager anticipation of the resumption of paedogogical activities. Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed in all locations accessible to you. Robust lignaceous botanical specimens which can withstand the impact and weight of frozen precipitation are located both in the most upscale of transient accommodations and the public-sector area set apart as greenspace. Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed. In the near future one may hear tintinnabulation, Which is in fact caused by the festive traditional religious catch which you ululate within your cardiac organ. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/315 "2010-11-25T17:30:50Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > At present my ocular apparatus functions with greater clarity, since the cessation of precipitation. Indeed, it permits me to observe all impediments to my chosen route. The cumulonimbus formations which had caused me severe visual impairment have departed; In point of fact, forecasts call for a diurnal period of maximal luminance and insolation. > > Meseems I now have the capacity to carry it out in full, for the anguish too has departed; > All perceptions of negativity have occluded themselves from my sight. > My previous orisons for that spectral meteorological phenomenon caused by minute water droplets suspended in the atmosphere have been answered > As previously noted, forecasts call for a diurnal period of maximal luminance and insolation. “I Can See Clearly Now”, Johnny Nash. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/316 "2010-11-25T17:34:13Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Positioning oneself erectly upon the oermanent landside portion of the shipboarding facility located at a major British port city situated north of the Isle of Wight, > Essaying to transport oneself to one of the core provinces of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, or else the Gallic nation, > The adult male wearing raingarb named for a Scottish inventor advises that one is obliged to return. > Be aware we were not even provided with opportunity. > > O Holy Savior, thou art aware of the difficulty, > Thou know’st how difficult it potentially may be > If events continue in the manner that may be extrapolated from past trends, > I shall be subjected to the same fatal punishment as was dealt out to Spartacus, Simon bar Jonah, and other famous Classical figures. “The Ballad of John and Yoko”, The Beatles. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/317 "2010-11-25T18:02:38Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > I am emotionally attached to you in a quantity of 1.5556 cubic feet , 1.5556 cubic feet and a cervical embrace, a cervical embrace and 42 gallons and a pile of unspecified size, 42 gallons and a pile of unspecified size and I engage in somniloquy in regard to you. _Bushel and a Peck_ from Guys and Dolls. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/318 "2010-11-25T21:51:38Z")
Hentor, yes. And yes. **Drain Bead** > [@](#): > > The two of us, female infant, are naught other than members of the species mammalia, so we should engage in sexual congress resembling the manner in which sexual congress appears on a popular basic cable network. Aint’ Nothin’ but Mammals, the Bloodhound Gang “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discover channel” \*\*Spoons \*\* > [@](#): > > (b) I have been operating my motor vehicle during the hours of darkness, the appendages of my forelimbs sodden on the interface that affects the direction in which the motor vehicle moves. Radar Love “I’ve been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel.” **Dahnlor** > [@](#): > > A particular female of youthful age from a village with an insignificant population Don’t Stop Believing, Journey “Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world…” **fuzzypickles** > [@](#): > > A) My cranium has been continuously descended upon by tiny globules of precipitation > However, were you to assume such an event would result in crimson-colored corneas, you would be mistaken – lacrimation does not suit me! Raindrops are falling on my head, > [@](#): > > B) As before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature > Verily shall I traverse this particular interstate; I am not cognizant of whether or not any others exist > My solitary nature has been persistent and unchanged since birth, akin to John Rambo immediately after the war > After weighing my options, I have decided that failure to act in this manner will create further temporal detritus, and that is a fate I wish to avoid > Therefore, as before, I shall depart in a manner which befits my solitary nature Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Green Day? **Polycarp** > [@](#): > > I observed the descent of the entity, > Which was both monocerotic and cyclopic > I began feeling a nervous palsy and uttered “Ui” > For my observations identified it as a violet anthropovore. One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater. 😃 **Polycarp** > [@](#): > > At present my ocular apparatus functions with greater clarity, since the cessation of precipitation. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/319 "2010-11-25T22:01:09Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > “Convoy”, C.W. McCall Correct! And **Irishman** , your “Radar Love” answer is correct too! ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/320 "2010-11-25T23:09:25Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed in all locations accessible to you. > Peruse the brilliantly cleansed interior of the F.W. Woolworth ^ Co. local retail outlet, which has on display both peppermint sticks in the shape of a graph plotting political repressivenes against political stabilty, and self-illuminating argent boulevards. > > Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed, including the presence in all retail emporia of scaled-down representations of adult apparatus suitable for the training and recreation of the young. However, the most visually gratifying phenomenon will be the hewn-off branch of Ilex which adorns the principal entrance to your domicile. > > Both a purple dinosaur and a hyperintelligent rat desire a pair of calf-high footwear of the style favored by Mr. Cassidy and a functional firearm. Both Ms. Ian and Ms. Aniston, on the other hand, are in expectation of anthropomorphic androids which can both carry on meaningful conversation and engage in purposeful perambulation. Parental units, however, are in eager anticipation of the resumption of paedogogical activities. > > Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed in all locations accessible to you. > Robust lignaceous botanical specimens which can withstand the impact and weight of frozen precipitation are located both in the most upscale of transient accommodations and the public-sector area set apart as greenspace. > > Many harbingers of the Yuletide season may be observed. > In the near future one may hear tintinnabulation, > Which is in fact caused by the festive traditional religious catch which you ululate within your cardiac organ. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go…” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=17)