# Verbose song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/41 "2010-11-20T23:31:57Z")
And - Sturdy trousers of indigo with seams reinforced by rivets and wide in the hems, you have caused me to make inarticulate sounds of grief and pain accompanied by a profusion of liquid from my organisms of sight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/42 "2010-11-20T23:44:43Z")
#39: You Are My Sunshine ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/43 "2010-11-21T00:21:32Z")
I’ll put a few in a single post. Just reference the post number and letter to answer. (a) An opposable appendage at the end of a forelimb appears; an automobile passes. Is it not possible for an operator to halt his or her machine and aid a gentleman? I am seeking transport in another’s conveyance. (b) My young lady is enamoured of the act of affection, my young lady is enamoured of the act of affection; she has that which it requires, and is aware of the manner in which to utilize it. © Sweet edible crystalline carbohydrate; oh, product of an apiary, product of an apiary; you are my flavoured confection, young female; and you have put me in a position where I am desiring you. (d) It seems to me that you are unclean and saccharine; arrayed in ebony, I enjoin you not to reverse your view; and I am enamoured of you… ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/44 "2010-11-21T00:26:27Z")
a. Greetings Joseph. Do inform me of your destination, seeing as you are brandishing a firearm. b. I attained citizenship in America by birthright. I attained citizenship in America by birthright. I attained citizenship in America by birthright. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/45 "2010-11-21T01:12:48Z")
#43(c.) - “Sugar, Sugar” by The Archies. #44/a. “Hey, Joe” by Chet Williams. Which raises a question. In my search for the earliest recording of this old tune, I’ve only found the version by The Leaves from 1965. But I could swear I heard this song first on the radio in the '50s. Who sang it then? ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/46 "2010-11-21T02:57:37Z")
Whistle a tune for me, you are the one who makes music with your voice Arrange a perilous situation for me, you bear upon your shoulders the tendency to act without regard for another’s feelings or desires The fallen angel, formerly second-in-command to Jehovah, has not the capacity for crafting, designing, arranging, organizing, or any other type of creation When you donate fewer and fewer items, you become one who acquires things from others with no reciprocation The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, it’s Paradise and the Inferno. A person enthralled with the state of self-aware existence is not one who bears the tendency to act without regard for another’s feelings or desires The termination is equivalent to the initiation As you narrow the distance between yourself and the definition of what you wish to know Less time is required for you to realize that you are in a state of permanent somnambulation The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, it’s Paradise and the Inferno. Should something appear to have substance, it will become ephemeral All time segments of genuine knowledge contain disorganized thinking while imbibing oxygen The emotional state of prioritizing another’s existence over your own, could be construed as the solution to what you are seeking However, exsanguination does not exist for one who gyrates rhythmic motions with their hands, arms, and waist The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, beyond all reckoning of time, beyond all reckoning of time… Wise men speak about the state of self-aware existence being naught but a merry-go-round quickly rotating, you must hang on for dear life Earth contains a plethora of monarchs who will gouge out your eyeballs and prevent you from achieving a state of permanent somnambulation It’s Paradise and the Inferno, oh no Lack of color is equivalent to the full spectrum of light A planet’s satellite is equivalent to a mid-sequence star behind a planet As you perambulate through a wide, straight passage composed of a soft yellow metal, you are permitted to acquire any soft yellow metal which drops from the ceiling It’s Paradise and the Inferno, oh no, you idiot you idiot Exsanguination _must_ exist for one who gyrates rhythmic motions with their hands, arms, and waist, you idiot you idiot Seek the solution to the proposed mathematical equation you idiot, you idiot, you idiot ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/47 "2010-11-21T08:43:24Z")
[ol] [li]The geophysical region that currently comprises the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland may one day be rid of all coercive governmental authority![/li][li]I do not respect my nation’s law enforcement! I am transmitting my message from outside all normal cultural bounds, and I am a young male utterly disadvantaged by the high activity of my melanocytes! As I am of dark, as opposed to light, pigmentation, aforesaid law officers believe they have _prima facie_ justification to initiate deadly force against my person![/li][li]Below the smoldering source of illumination near the portal to the soldiers’ quarters, my love, I can recollect the manner in which you tarried at one time, and that in that vicinity was the location you used to profess your willingness to remain monogamous in my absence, to be my plant of the genus _Lilium_ in human form, my _Lilium_ Magdalena Johanna Maria Veldhuis.[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/48 "2010-11-21T10:10:30Z")
Accept your responsibility and I will be at your rear along with some friends, an acoustic to electric transducer and a syncopated collection of words with corresponding terminal sounds. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/49 "2010-11-21T12:01:38Z")
It is affirmative that you have obtained possession of me. You have put me in a position in which I am unaware of my own actions. It is affirmative that you have obtained possession of me. You have turned me into an insomniac. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/50 "2010-11-21T12:10:48Z")
I arose from sleep at approximately midday, with a desire to travel to a city in south LA. I require an excessive amount of libations as soon as I awaken, before my female parent begins to complain about my chosen companions. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/51 "2010-11-21T12:33:53Z")
#43b Baby Loves Love - White Plains #43d Get It On - T Rex #44b Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen #49 You Really Got Me - Kinks And another one… She was no more than twelve months short of attaining her majority, if you are aware of the semantic content of my statement ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/52 "2010-11-21T12:40:19Z")
And, BTW, about that [#5](http://www.lyricsdepot.com/john-wesley-harding/july-13th-1985-the-live-aid-song.html)… ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/53 "2010-11-21T13:07:40Z")
It is a matter of public record that a totality of people are familiar with the exploits of an unidentified but specific individual of avian extraction. Further, said avian individual’s designator can further be identified as being a key singular lexicographical component; and it is indeed surprising that you were previously unaware of this orthinologically-natured fact, on account of the information being so widely disseminated as to be safely regarded as “Common Knowledge” by the general populace. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/54 "2010-11-21T13:11:21Z")
Ahoy, nubile female who has not yet attained her twentieth year! It is a shame that you do not recognize the singer of the song presently playing on the juke box, for it is by a monarch, not of a country, but of a musical genre known as “soul”. Does my lament over this fact imply that I have lost my sanity, or rather does it mean that I have advanced beyond the age at which you would consider having relations with me? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/55 "2010-11-21T14:54:45Z")
I’m going to tell you about a special location. It isn’t in the city or even a small town. It’s a secret place, whose whereabouts are revealed to but a select few. It belongs to Fred, my Mom’s brother. It is in its present location because it was formerly used to raise agricultural products and perhaps livestock. At least that’s what Fred told me. But then the Senate passed legislation prohibiting the use of certain types of machinery, and thus interfered with the economic feasibility of the business, as the tasks of harvesting would henceforth have to be done by hand. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/56 "2010-11-21T16:07:58Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > It is a matter of public record that a totality of people are familiar with the exploits of an unidentified but specific individual of avian extraction. > > Further, said avian individual’s designator can further be identified as being a key singular lexicographical component; and it is indeed surprising that you were previously unaware of this orthinologically-natured fact, on account of the information being so widely disseminated as to be safely regarded as “Common Knowledge” by the general populace. > > 😃 You win. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/57 "2010-11-21T19:19:02Z")
#51: I Saw Her Standing There, by the Beatles. ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/58 "2010-11-21T20:15:49Z")
#47 1.“Give Ireland Back to the Irish.” ``` 3. "Lilly Marlene." ``` ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/59 "2010-11-21T20:39:21Z")
Apologies for the double post, but I made a few edits which were bugging the heck out of me: Whistle a tune for me, you are the one who makes music with your voice Arrange a perilous situation for me, you bear upon your shoulders the tendency to act without regard for another’s feelings or desires The fallen angel, formerly second-in-command to Jehovah, has not the capacity for crafting, designing, arranging, organizing, or any other type of creation When you donate fewer and fewer items, you become one who acquires items from others with no reciprocation The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, it’s Paradise and the Inferno. A person enthralled with the state of self-aware existence is not one who bears the tendency to act without regard for another’s feelings or desires The termination is equivalent to the initiation As you narrow the distance between yourself and the knowledge you wish to acquire Less time is required for you to realize that you are in a state of permanent somnambulation The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, it’s Paradise and the Inferno. Should something appear to have substance, it will become ephemeral All time segments of genuine knowledge contain disorganized thinking while imbibing oxygen The emotional state of prioritizing another’s existence over your own, could be construed as the solution to the knowledge you seek However, exsanguination does not exist for one who gyrates rhythmic motions with their arms, waist, and feet The path continues beyond all reckoning of time, beyond all reckoning of time, beyond all reckoning of time… Wise men speak about the state of self-aware existence being naught but a merry-go-round quickly rotating, you must hang on for dear life Earth contains a plethora of monarchs who will gouge out your visual organs and prevent you from achieving a state of permanent somnambulation It’s Paradise and the Inferno, oh no Lack of color is equivalent to the full spectrum of light A mid-sequence star below the horizon is equivalent to a planet’s satellite As you perambulate through a wide, straight passage composed of a soft yellow metal, you are permitted to acquire any soft yellow metal which drops from the ceiling It’s Paradise and the Inferno, oh no, you idiot you idiot Exsanguination _must_ exist for one who gyrates rhythmic motions with their arms, waist, and feet, you idiot you idiot Seek the solution to the proposed mathematical equation you idiot, you idiot, you idiot P.S.: #53 = Free Bird? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/60 "2010-11-21T20:44:15Z")
> [@Tethered\_Kite](#): > > #47 1.“Give Ireland Back to the Irish.” Incorrect. I’ve also never heard of it. > [@](#): > > 1. “Lilly Marlene.” Correct. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=4)