# Verbose song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/621 "2018-06-21T22:22:57Z")

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I find myself unable to view this countenance, since doing so appears to reduce my health points to zero  
It is also accessing the ability to maintain authority  
Envy, making beatified people become a large body of water  
Doing the backstroke in the liquid that consists of ailing songs sung to babies  
Unable to breathe due to airway obstruction that consists of what you say you were doing at the time of the crime  
However, this is merely the cost marked on the sticker which I ante up for  
Currently, Kismet is attempting to reach me on the phone  
Widen my willing visual orbs  
Due to my status as The Gentleman Named For The Surface That Reflects The Most Light  
At no time in the past was it me  
At no time in the past was it me  
At no time in the past was it me  
At no time in the past was it me

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**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/622 "2018-06-21T23:47:38Z")

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I wanna vicious little Zionist potentate…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/623 "2018-06-21T23:53:52Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> Due to my status as The Gentleman Named For The Surface That Reflects The Most Light

Cause I’m **Mr Brightside**. (That’s the only part of the lyrics I know so that’s what I got.)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/624 "2018-06-22T00:03:33Z")

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Our displacement from our previous position is so large we must remain ourselves.  
We should elevate an elongated piece of metal, along with our steins, toward the heavenly bodies.

My companion will remain conscious until being able to see the largest appearing of these.  
I will remain conscious until I obtain an unspecified amount of something.  
My companion will remain conscious so as to obtain a large amount of entertainment.  
Together, we will remain conscious for the entire period when the stars are visible, in order to augment our fortunes.

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/625 "2018-06-22T00:50:37Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Cause I’m **Mr Brightside**. (That’s the only part of the lyrics I know so that’s what I got.)

Correct!

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