# Verbose song lyrics **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![danielmybrother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@danielmybrother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danielmybrother)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/81 "2010-11-22T11:40:08Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Ahoy, nubile female who has not yet attained her twentieth year! It is a shame that you do not recognize the singer of the song presently playing on the juke box, for it is by a monarch, not of a country, but of a musical genre known as “soul”. > > Does my lament over this fact imply that I have lost my sanity, or rather does it mean that I have advanced beyond the age at which you would consider having relations with me? “Hey, 19” by Steely Dan ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/82 "2010-11-22T11:47:12Z")
The whole of humanity requires a person to provide structural support when they recline at an angle not perpedicular with respect to the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/83 "2010-11-22T11:47:47Z")
As to your query vis-a-vis the persistent and abrupt manifestation of large number of avian creatures in your immediate vicinity, evidence indicates that there is a deep and fundamental instinct amongst members of class _Aves_ to seek out a position of immediate juxtaposition with regard to yourself. This view is further buttressed by my own similar predisposition to the same. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/84 "2010-11-22T11:52:24Z")
#78: Here Comes the Sun - Beatles #80 - O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature #82 - Lean on Me - Bill Withers ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/85 "2010-11-22T12:55:50Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > As to your query vis-a-vis the persistent and abrupt manifestation of large number of avian creatures in your immediate vicinity, evidence indicates that there is a deep and fundamental instinct amongst members of class _Aves_ to seek out a position of immediate juxtaposition with regard to yourself. This view is further buttressed by my own similar predisposition to the same. _Why do birds suddenly appear…_ “Close to You” by the Carpenters. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/86 "2010-11-22T13:33:21Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > As to your query vis-a-vis the persistent and abrupt manifestation of large number of avian creatures in your immediate vicinity, evidence indicates that there is a deep and fundamental instinct amongst members of class _Aves_ to seek out a position of immediate juxtaposition with regard to yourself. This view is further buttressed by my own similar predisposition to the same. Just gotta say - that one is awesome. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/87 "2010-11-22T15:39:33Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > #78: Here Comes the Sun - Beatles > #80 - O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature > #82 - Lean on Me - Bill Withers #82 - I think it’s The Stones, Let it Bleed. # 78 - Here Comes The Sun - Harrison ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/88 "2010-11-22T17:12:16Z")
#77b. “Roundabout.” #73a. “Who Let the Dogs Out?” b. “War.” Nobody’s gotten #41 yet. I wondered if it was too simple also. **Fuzzypickles,** I’m stumped by your very verbose #59. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/89 "2010-11-22T17:23:40Z")
I assert proprietary status vis a vis your posterior, and I will indeed aver correctly. I issue a challenge to you to make an appearance, particularly featuring your visage, during the regular peak period of ambient external illumination. I threaten injury upon your seat of reason or self. However, in fact I tend to use firearms with the intent to maim alone. Approach me. Approach me. Place some unspecified thing upon my person. Everything is satisfactory. I issue graduated and limited parameters around which you may comply with my directive to display your strengths or forego any future attempt to engage in conflict with me. I aver to you to be mindful of the content of your speech. […] These assertions are supported by the fact that I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. Approach me. As you are most familiar, I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. This you are familiar with! Again these facts are not foreign to you that I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. I’m a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. Approach me! Indeed the population of the planet will likewise attest in response to a query at this moment simply to assert to you the identity of the one who is a miscreant with a reputation for being unyielding and violent. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/90 "2010-11-22T17:31:35Z")
> [@Tethered\_Kite](#): > > Nobody’s gotten #41 yet. I wondered if it was too simple also. Bell Bottom Blues. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/91 "2010-11-22T17:34:50Z")
Charge your firearms to capacity with with fresh ammunition and recruit such among your circle of acquaintances with whom you estimate yourself to have a close relationship. Despite our society’s tendency to lionize the winner, losing may also provide amusement especially in the form of games of make-believe. That woman has a notable lack of self-restraint and an excess of confidence. Alas and alack, I’m cognizant of a profane expression that is not acceptable in polite or mixed company. Hello Hello Hello Hello ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/92 "2010-11-22T17:35:55Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > I arose from sleep at approximately midday, with a desire to travel to a city in south LA. I require an excessive amount of libations as soon as I awaken, before my female parent begins to complain about my chosen companions. Nobody’s gotten this one yet, I think… ---
**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/93 "2010-11-22T17:37:27Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Bell Bottom Blues. Correct, **Hentor.** ---
**Author:** ![Flip\_Pancake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Flip\_Pancake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flip_Pancake)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/94 "2010-11-22T17:53:00Z")
#91 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/95 "2010-11-22T18:29:29Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > C) Negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, negative, there is no other person who has the ability to move their body rhythmically in a very specific manner in response to music in a fashion similar to my own. Nobody But Me. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/96 "2010-11-22T19:15:13Z")
> [@Tethered\_Kite](#): > > **Fuzzypickles,** I’m stumped by your very verbose #59. **Mean Mr. Mustard** already got it (“Heaven & Hell”); **Tethered Kite** also correctly guessed “Roundabout”. Still waiting on #77a & c. This game’s very hard until you reach that “A-ha!” moment; for instance, I never would have guessed **njtt** ’s “Here Comes the Sun”, but now it seems obvious. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/97 "2010-11-22T19:32:01Z")
D) While haulin’ cargo, I’m reminded of a person who likes to hum “Camptown Races”; he has advised me never to fold while playing poker, since doing so would render my cards worthless. Occasionally, I am bathed in sunlight; occasionally, I am almost completely blind. Verily, I reflect upon the fact that this vacation has been quite lengthy and bizarre. E) I have arrived directly from a notoriously crime-ridden suburb south of Los Angeles. As a psychotic maternal fornicator, you may refer to me as a small, square-shaped chunk of frozen water. I belong to an ensemble of headstrong African-Americans, who utilize a particular moniker which would normally not be permitted for people to speak unless they are also African-American. If someone upsets me, I discharge my two-handed firearm, and the coroner arrives to clean up the mess – this may include you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/98 "2010-11-22T19:46:21Z")
The sum of a baker’s dozen plus a regular dozen, perhaps the points awarded for a touchdown toward the number of score our sixteenth president recited. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/99 "2010-11-22T19:48:18Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > D) While haulin’ cargo, I’m reminded of a person who likes to hum “Camptown Races”; he has advised me never to fold while playing poker, since doing so would render my cards worthless. Occasionally, I am bathed in sunlight; occasionally, I am almost completely blind. Verily, I reflect upon the fact that this vacation has been quite lengthy and bizarre. > > E) I have arrived directly from a notoriously crime-ridden suburb south of Los Angeles. As a psychotic maternal fornicator, you may refer to me as a small, square-shaped chunk of frozen water. I belong to an ensemble of headstrong African-Americans, who utilize a particular moniker which would normally not be permitted for people to speak unless they are also African-American. If someone upsets me, I discharge my two-handed firearm, and the coroner arrives to clean up the mess – this may include you. D) - Truckin’, the Grateful Dead ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/100 "2010-11-22T19:50:36Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > D) While haulin’ cargo, I’m reminded of a person who likes to hum “Camptown Races”; he has advised me never to fold while playing poker, since doing so would render my cards worthless. Occasionally, I am bathed in sunlight; occasionally, I am almost completely blind. Verily, I reflect upon the fact that this vacation has been quite lengthy and bizarre. “Truckin’” – Grateful Dead > [@](#): > > E) I have arrived directly from a notoriously crime-ridden suburb south of Los Angeles. As a psychotic maternal fornicator, you may refer to me as a small, square-shaped chunk of frozen water. I belong to an ensemble of headstrong African-Americans, who utilize a particular moniker which would normally not be permitted for people to speak unless they are also African-American. If someone upsets me, I discharge my two-handed firearm, and the coroner arrives to clean up the mess – this may include you. “Straight Outta Compton” – NWA Don’t I still have one clue outstanding? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244.md?page=6)