# Verbose song lyrics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 19, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244 "2010-11-19T18:44:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/161 "2010-11-23T13:25:13Z")

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The top of the edifice! The top of the edifice! The top of the edifice is being consumed by a conflagration!  
Those of us inside the edifice do not require any form of flame retardant; allow that which copulates with its own maternal figure to be consumed by the conflagration!

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/162 "2010-11-23T13:25:42Z")

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Actually, it does not bother me if you choose not to dance. While I speak softly, your hearing impairment is quite noisy. Possibly I might inspire you to realize your place, but at the expense of controlling your thoughts. Oh, and your jizz landed in the street although you left your emotional attachment in the bathroom.

However, your footwear is shot, especially in the back; your overdone solar exposure is beginning to shred; and even those mentors you cling to are clueless when it comes to perception about what it’s like to be a dimensional feature of a common building material.

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/163 "2010-11-23T13:37:08Z")

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**127:** The Gambler, Kenny Rogers

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/164 "2010-11-23T13:58:54Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I still await answers to these two (which I thought were pretty easy):
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> 1 - The two of us are entangled in a contraption from which we cannot escape, I do not have the ability to ambulate away, the reason is that I am far too enamored of the person to whom I am speaking, infant.

That’d be _Suspicious Minds_:

We’re caught in a trap  
I can’t walk out  
Because I love you too much baby

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/165 "2010-11-23T14:22:27Z")

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Since in my current location, I cannot partake in copulation, nor substances traditionally used to alter one’s state of consciousness and which are typically illegal, nor the fermented juice of the _vitis_ genus, nor even get to physically associate with the opposite gender, nor even partake in any activity which is entertaining, nor any activity which is forbidden by the various holy texts, and, most importantly, am not able to associate myself with the person to whom I singing this song, it should come as no surprise that I am finding my ethnicity strangely changing to align itself with that of the worlds second-largest economy. It is my firm belief that this is the case.

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/166 "2010-11-23T14:28:22Z")

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**165:** Turning Japanese by the Vapors I believe.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/167 "2010-11-23T14:36:45Z")

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Correct!

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**Author:** ![BestWifeEver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/838e76/32.png) [@BestWifeEver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BestWifeEver)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/168 "2010-11-23T15:00:57Z")

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My sweet blended dairy dessert calls forth all the young males to the vast, flat expanse of lawn  
And they profess that the quality of said sweet blended dairy dessert exceeds the quality of the sweet blended dairy dessert that belongs to you  
The damnation of hell is behind my assertion that my sweet blended dairy dessert does in fact exceed the quality of your sweet blended dairy dessert.  
I have the ability to impart you with my knowledge on this subject  
However, there would have to be some sort of monetary compensation

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/169 "2010-11-23T15:33:21Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> _Live Like You Were Dyin’_ by Tim McGraw

Correct!

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/170 "2010-11-23T16:01:42Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> The being commonly known as Lucifer (the antithesis of God in Judeo-Christian tradition) made his way to a southern US state. His fortunes had been against him recently and he was failing to keep up his self-imposed quota of collecting the celestial portion of the human anatomy\* [Ed Note: Said portion of the human anatomy is probably mythical, as its existence has yet to be published in any peer-reviewed academic journal] and was, in fact, so desperate that he was in a position to bargain in order to reach his quota.

**The Devil Went Down to Georgia**

> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> The top of the edifice! The top of the edifice! The top of the edifice is being consumed by a conflagration!  
> Those of us inside the edifice do not require any form of flame retardant; allow that which copulates with its own maternal figure to be consumed by the conflagration!

I dunno the title, but the lyrics are:

_The roof! The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!  
We don’t need no water, let the mother fucker burn._

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/171 "2010-11-23T16:17:54Z")

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Those in my social circle enjoy activating their facial muscles upwards and have informed me that I’m quite fortunate; that a new stage of my life is only in its infancy; and that I’m about to sire a male child.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/172 "2010-11-23T17:20:10Z")

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**Spoons** , correct.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/173 "2010-11-23T17:37:25Z")

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162: Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull

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**Author:** ![Tethered\_Kite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@Tethered\_Kite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tethered_Kite)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/174 "2010-11-23T17:37:55Z")

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#98 is _tres_ far out.

Shot in the dark here

“Only You.” (Doo-wop, doo-wop)

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/175 "2010-11-23T17:56:47Z")

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> [@Tethered\_Kite](#):
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> #98 is _tres_ far out.
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> Shot in the dark here
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> “Only You.” (Doo-wop, doo-wop)

See #103.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/176 "2010-11-23T17:58:29Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Those in my social circle enjoy activating their facial muscles upwards and have informed me that I’m quite fortunate; that a new stage of my life is only in its infancy; and that I’m about to sire a male child.

Danny’s Song.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/177 "2010-11-23T18:03:21Z")

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The person of XY genetic makeup whose spermatozoa combined with another person’s egg in order to form the person who is singing this song, arrived using an unspecified means of conveyance, along with the person who is singing this song, at an event consisting of musical instruments such as tubas and cymbals carried by people playing them and rhymically locomoting, taking place in a settlement typically containing over one hundred thousand inhabitants. This happened when the singer of this song was quite prepubescent.

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**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/178 "2010-11-23T18:12:49Z")

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**Hentor the Barbarian** : Correct!

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/179 "2010-11-23T18:17:46Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> The person of XY genetic makeup whose spermatozoa combined with another person’s egg in order to form the person who is singing this song, arrived using an unspecified means of conveyance, along with the person who is singing this song, at an event consisting of musical instruments such as tubas and cymbals carried by people playing them and rhymically locomoting, taking place in a settlement typically containing over one hundred thousand inhabitants. This happened when the singer of this song was quite prepubescent.

My Chemical Romance, “Black Parade”

> **[Black Parade lyrics by My Chemical Romance, 6 meanings. Black Parade...](https://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/my_chemical_romance/black_parade.html)**
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> Original lyrics of Black Parade song by My Chemical Romance. Explore 6 meanings and explanations or write yours. Find more of My Chemical Romance lyrics. Watch official video, print or download text in PDF. Comment and share your favourite lyrics.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/verbose-song-lyrics/561244/180 "2010-11-23T18:20:40Z")

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Correct!

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