# Very Corny **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 1, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441 "2012-04-01T04:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/1 "2012-04-01T04:18:57Z")
Saw the titles switch in the middle of posting! Good job and Happy April Fools to all. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/2 "2012-04-01T04:22:06Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Saw the titles switch in the middle of posting! > Good job and Happy April Fools to all. This post has been Corned by the Cornist. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/3 "2012-04-01T04:23:42Z")
i’m lost. i know now i should have bought the optional map. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/4 "2012-04-01T04:27:51Z")
Nice. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/5 "2012-04-01T04:35:44Z")
A-maize-ing! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/6 "2012-04-01T04:50:39Z")
As much as I love corn, I think a “balls”-themed board would’ve been classier. “About these here balls” “Cecil’s big balls” “Da balls” “Real balls” “Knockin’ balls” “My balls are better than your balls” “Sweet, beautiful balls” “Playing with balls” “Reagan’s brass balls” “Pimpin’ balls” “Random balls in your face” “Ball buster” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/7 "2012-04-01T04:54:50Z")
Not only have they changed the forum titles, I have it on good authority that the mods have all given themselves the rank of kernel. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/8 "2012-04-01T05:05:57Z")
Man, I just _know_ there’s an awesome “Creamed Corn” pun that _SOMEone_’s going to make … just not me, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/9 "2012-04-01T05:08:03Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Man, I just _know_ there’s an awesome “Creamed Corn” pun that _SOMEone_’s going to make … just not me, apparently. This post has been creamed by the Creamed Cornist. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/10 "2012-04-01T05:35:58Z")
This beef has been corned by the Cornist. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/11 "2012-04-01T05:48:01Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > As much as I love corn, I think a “balls”-themed board would’ve been classier. > > “About these here balls” > “Cecil’s big balls” > “Da balls” > “Real balls” > “Knockin’ balls” > “My balls are better than your balls” > “Sweet, beautiful balls” > “Playing with balls” > “Reagan’s brass balls” > “Pimpin’ balls” > “Random balls in your face” > “Ball buster” That’s lovely. Maybe next year. By the way, I’m going by **Corn Whisperer** for a day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/12 "2012-04-01T06:53:06Z")
I realized that my days of being a cool cat was over the moment I fully embraced the dope. Now, I have more corn on my ball than a carnival snack. I surrender to the corn. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/13 "2012-04-01T07:22:56Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Man, I just _know_ there’s an awesome “Creamed Corn” pun that _SOMEone_’s going to make … just not me, apparently. “If you build it, they will come,” as the architect said on finishing the schematics for the new whorehouse. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/14 "2012-04-01T07:23:25Z")
Tell me more–I’m all ears! ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/15 "2012-04-01T10:05:38Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Tell me more–I’m all ears! This post has been creamed by the Creamed Cornist. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/16 "2012-04-01T10:16:36Z")
Shows how observant I am. I hadn’t noticed. This post was pre-creamed for easier consumption. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/17 "2012-04-01T10:37:41Z")
What’s this about corn? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/18 "2012-04-01T11:08:31Z")
What a cereal killer. It really caught my eye. (signed) The Catcher In the Rye. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/19 "2012-04-01T12:00:19Z")
I have a hen, and a beef. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/20 "2012-04-01T12:23:41Z")
:::: Singing :::: As corn-oner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she’s not only merely corn, she’s really most sincerely corn. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441.md?page=2)