# Very Corny **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 1, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441 "2012-04-01T04:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/21 "2012-04-01T12:34:29Z")
I corncur that this is most vexing. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/22 "2012-04-01T12:47:26Z")
> [@AnalogSignal](#): > > A-maize-ing! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/23 "2012-04-01T13:05:51Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > I corncur that this is most vexing. I cornquer. Do not vex me. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/24 "2012-04-01T14:15:09Z")
It’s the 21st century. We were promised peanuts! And Crackerjacks! -Popcorn is the new Kernel ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/25 "2012-04-01T14:51:27Z")
It’s flakey, but I kinda like it! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/26 "2012-04-01T15:32:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > That’s lovely. Maybe next year. > > By the way, I’m going by **Corn Whisperer** for a day. 🙂 Okay. (Don’t have time to do more, sorry. I’ll be out in the field all day.) ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/27 "2012-04-01T16:54:35Z")
> [@Orville Redendiva](#): > > Okay. > > (Don’t have time to do more, sorry. I’ll be out in the field all day.) Are you feeling all right? Your voice sounds a little husky. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/28 "2012-04-01T16:57:10Z")
> [@Orville Redendiva](#): > > Okay. > > (Don’t have time to do more, sorry. I’ll be out in the field all day.) > [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Are you feeling all right? Your voice sounds a little husky. still sounded silky to me. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/29 "2012-04-01T17:15:10Z")
I thought they were talking about the bumpy things on feet. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/30 "2012-04-01T17:47:17Z")
I’m old. May I be called Pop-Corn? Get offa my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/31 "2012-04-01T17:50:53Z")
Well Shucks, looks like this is the only pun left. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/32 "2012-04-01T17:58:06Z")
I feel like everyone’s stalking me… ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/33 "2012-04-01T19:09:22Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > Well Shucks, looks like this is the only pun left. And ears lookin’ at you, kid! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/34 "2012-04-01T20:42:23Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > Well Shucks, looks like this is the only pun left. Are you saying we’ve silked the puns for all they’re worth? ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/35 "2012-04-01T21:14:56Z")
It seems all my posts are going right into the cornhole. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/36 "2012-04-01T21:23:43Z")
Oddly, my nickname for a while was “Husk”. After a rather exciting car chase, my partner & I were called “Starchy & Husk” for a while. ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/37 "2012-04-01T21:49:38Z")
I’m sitting here reading the SDMB (procrastinating from doing my taxes), while eating Tostitos Natural Yellow Corn chips (made with certified organic corn). Like this thread, they’re very corny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/38 "2012-04-01T21:58:04Z")
> [@robby](#): > > I’m sitting here reading the SDMB (procrastinating from doing my taxes), while eating Tostitos Natural Yellow Corn chips (made with certified organic corn). > > Like this thread, they’re very corny. 😉 Did you bring enough for everyone? -Popcorn is the new Kernel ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/39 "2012-04-01T21:58:43Z")
Why is there no love for Teosinte here? I’ve never bought into the ideas of mod/admin conspiracy, until now. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441/40 "2012-04-02T00:18:32Z")
I find this entire corn thing ear-responsible. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-corny/617441.md?page=3)