# VERY pointless: Your magic fairy name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068 "2001-10-23T13:19:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/1 "2001-10-23T13:19:20Z")
From [here](http://www.whiteelephant.ndo.co.uk/fairies/)… Name: Dewdrop Demonweb Behaviour:A wicked and mischievous child. Seen When:Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat:In forests of oak and lime. Not even close Jack… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/2 "2001-10-23T13:21:44Z")
Me: **Dewdrop Goldweb** … A stealer of coins and shiny trinkets. Is that good or bad?😕 ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/3 "2001-10-23T13:22:18Z")
Name: Berry Snowwand Behaviour: A cleanser of the soul and a peace-bringer. Seen When: Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat: At the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows. Heck, yeah… That’s definitely me. 😃 Now if only I had a place to find out my fairy _princess_ name… ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/4 "2001-10-23T13:22:31Z")
Name: Fidget Willowweb Behaviour: Caster of weird dreams. Seen When: Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat: In rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools Not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/5 "2001-10-23T13:26:40Z")
Ummm… I just plugged my wife’s name into this program and got this: Name: Columbine Demonweb Behaviour: A wicked and mischievous child. That’s a little creepy for my taste. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/6 "2001-10-23T13:26:58Z")
Name Fidget Pepperwand Behaviour A player of tricks on small children and old folk. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/7 "2001-10-23T13:27:20Z")
Feather catweb. What is this crap? Other people get behavior like mischevious, peace-bringer… I get “playful stalker of small animals.” I’m not even going to go into how that sounds! On a similar note, I’m sure you’ve all found your porn star name by combining the name of a current or previous pet with mother’s maiden name. I’m “Bailey Love” !! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/8 "2001-10-23T13:28:17Z")
Ooohh… I _LIKE_ mine!!! Name Bramble Silverspider Behaviour A protector from evil demons and a poisoner of werewolves. Seen When Only when the dry seed cases pop. Habitat In leafy dells and bluebell glades. -BK ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/9 "2001-10-23T13:30:42Z")
Halo Catfilter?!?! I stalk small animals, am seen only on Midsummer’s Eve, and live where fireflies mate and breed. Catfilter?! ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/10 "2001-10-23T13:31:03Z")
~~Berry Catwand Behaviour: A playful stalker of small animals. Seen When: Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat: At the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/11 "2001-10-23T13:31:13Z")
Going along with Trion, I put in Mr. Bobkitty. Most appropos. Name Thorn Hailfrost Behaviour A protector of the lonely. Seen When Only during the first snow of winter. Habitat In brambles and blackberry bushes. _giggle_ -BK ---
**Author:** ![tapioca\_tundra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@tapioca\_tundra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapioca_tundra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/12 "2001-10-23T13:35:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scredle \* > **Feather catweb. What is this crap? Other people get behavior > like mischevious, peace-bringer… I get "playful stalker of small animals."** ~~scredle, …I have a feeling Martha Stewart’s behind this… ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/13 "2001-10-23T13:38:47Z")
Thorn Flamefilter Behaviour A fire lighter and bringer of heat and passion. Seen When Only on midsummer’s eve. Habitat In brambles and blackberry bushes. Bwahahahahaha… and hey, peeps who’re griping about cats: HISSSSSSSSS!!! _slash_ _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/14 "2001-10-23T13:44:00Z")
Hey mine is really cool! Name: Feather Moonglitter Behavior: The moon goddess’s messenger Seen When: Only in the light of a shooting star Habitat: In high places where the clouds meet the earth ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/15 "2001-10-23T14:08:50Z")
Regular name: **Columbine Catweb** I can deal with this. **Behaviour - A playful stalker of small animals.** Well, I do play ‘Godzilla-kitty’ with the cat. **Seen When - Only in the mist of an early morning.** True. I am such an annoyingly perky morning person. **Habitat - In mushroom fields and quiet meadows.** Okay, the quiet meadows I can deal with, but being surrounding by cow patties is _right out_!!! User Name: **Feather Rainbowglitter Behaviour - A bringer of fortune and colour. Seen When - Only in the light of a shooting star. Habitat - In high places where the clouds meet the earth.** Hey!! I’m **pucette** ’s clone!!! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/16 "2001-10-23T14:10:31Z")
Or not. Diregard the last half of my last post. (Stupid preview button should be further away from the submit button so us folks with bad sight don’t mix them up. Yeah, that’s it, blame the eyesight. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/17 "2001-10-23T14:11:01Z")
Petal Hailwitch Behaviour A protector of the lonely. Seen When Only in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking. Habitat In fields where wild flowers and poppies grow. Poppies, _Poppies_, _ **Poppies** _! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/18 "2001-10-23T14:13:32Z")
**Dewdrop Hailweb** Behaviour: A protector of the lonely. Seen When: Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat: In forests of oak and lime. ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/19 "2001-10-23T14:15:53Z")
Buttercup Catweb Behaviour A playful stalker of small animals. Seen When Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat In clover fields where fairy rings grow. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068/20 "2001-10-23T14:20:08Z")
And with my username and my real last name: Pagan Hailtree Behaviour: A protector of the lonely. Seen When: Only when the first leaves fall from the trees. Habitat: Close to ancient monuments and stone circles. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-pointless-your-magic-fairy-name/89068.md?page=2)