# Very Short Movies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 21, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867 "2010-04-21T15:57:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/21 "2010-04-22T18:02:32Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > A bunch of friends check into the spooky mountain cabin. Sitting around the fireplace, they hear a strange noise. They split up to search… > > …then all return without incident. > > “Must have been the wind.” > > It was. or: “What was that noise?” “Who cares. Let’s get out of here.” They all pile into the car and drive off. The end. ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/22 "2010-04-22T18:08:55Z")
Really rich guy decides to buy up a bunch of forest land and build a shopping center on it. Spunky local kids rebel, and charge into rich man’s office to convince him to leave the forest alone! Turns out, the forest is blighted with Dutch Elm Disease and needs to be cut down anyway before it spreads, and the new shopping center will create jobs for lots of out of work townsfolk. Everybody wins! ---
**Author:** ![sevenwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@sevenwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sevenwood)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/23 "2010-04-22T19:12:45Z")
The greatest short movie of all time: [Bambi vs Godzilla](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY). ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/24 "2010-04-22T19:35:38Z")
Lonely old toymaker wishes puppet would come alive. He wakes up sad. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/25 "2010-04-22T19:39:12Z")
Beautiful but overwhelmed divorced mom and rakish bachelor discover they’ve hailed the same cab. They decide to share it, pay the driver, get out at their separate stops, say goodbye politely and never see each other again. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/26 "2010-04-22T20:26:33Z")
3 Fairy Godfathers run late to the party; Princess pricks finger and dies. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867/27 "2010-04-22T20:28:02Z")
Oh god that was fucked up on so many levels… I’ll just leave it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-movies/536867.md?page=1)