# Very Short stories **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 26, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927 "2006-10-26T01:27:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/61 "2006-10-27T12:02:02Z")
**pinkfreud** wrote: > [@](#): > > Here comes dread Cthulhu. Ia! Ia! …wghich inspires me thus: Cthulhu. Get your Ia! Ia!s out. .. ---
**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/62 "2006-10-27T17:20:27Z")
The Bible: God created. Satan corrupted. Jesus saved. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/63 "2006-10-27T17:35:36Z")
Luck, be a lady tonight…YEAH! Shy girl blooms, becomes confidant woman. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/64 "2006-10-27T17:41:06Z")
**Pelican Swallows Pigeon. Antelope Buffaloes Moose.** ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/65 "2006-10-27T17:42:28Z")
Once upon a time. The end. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/66 "2006-10-27T17:44:21Z")
Spooky mansion. Murders. Butler did it. ---
**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/67 "2006-10-27T18:42:54Z")
Condom breaks. Penis ensues. Baby daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/68 "2006-10-27T19:33:25Z")
Mom satisfied. Dad dead. My eyes!!! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/69 "2006-10-27T19:41:12Z")
The devil is not mocked. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/70 "2006-10-27T19:43:14Z")
**. nekorb s’tI . retropelet eht esu t’noD** ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/71 "2006-10-27T21:16:51Z")
Davinci Code in 6 words: “So dark the con of man.” Lord of the Rings in 6 words: “Lose the fucking ring you hobbit.” ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/72 "2006-10-27T21:49:49Z")
[QUOTE=furryman] I came, I saw, I conquered. [/QUOTE] I saw, I conquered, I came. Saw sub, sank same. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/73 "2006-10-27T21:58:24Z")
Rows of Rose’s roses rose. (If a “set-uo” is legal-- In a car parked on the tracks at a R.R. crossing: He, she, and train were coming. and, On a tombstone- “His last words: ‘Watch this!’” ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/74 "2006-10-27T22:07:01Z")
He turned from the window,Zombies!!! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/75 "2006-10-27T23:21:38Z")
Along the river runs. Away, alone . . . ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/76 "2006-10-27T23:40:23Z")
Three Major Wars in American History in Six Words: Yanks get pissed, throw out Brits. Slaveholders break away, get butts kicked. Hitler takes land, then loses it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/77 "2006-10-28T00:57:05Z")
It was hot. They wore black. The penis remained caught in the doorframe. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/78 "2006-10-28T01:09:15Z")
1. The head wound still hasn’t healed. 2. And, of course, I still lost. 3. Finally, I just threw it away. 4. I think its head fell off. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/79 "2006-10-28T01:21:44Z")
Somebody asks. Cecil answers. Issue settled. He closes Cecil’s book, ignorance fought. ---
**Author:** ![Klytus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Klytus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klytus)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927/80 "2006-10-28T04:04:51Z")
Defenestration solved the adulterous husband problem. …and the sequel… Widow arrested for murder, but acquited. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-short-stories/377927.md?page=5)