# Very Vaguely Dirty

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 10, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911 "2001-07-10T03:55:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911/21 "2001-07-11T02:52:19Z")

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The meat company with “You Can’t Beat Our Meat” and a big picture of a cow seemed very very wrong when I ewoke up from my nap on the bus one day.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911/22 "2001-07-11T03:08:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*The meat company with “You Can’t Beat Our Meat” and a big picture of a cow seemed very very wrong when I ewoke up from my nap on the bus one day.
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> Kitty \*\*

one more time!  
Did somebody leave the reverb pedal on there, **Kitty**?  
😉

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911/23 "2001-07-11T16:13:54Z")

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When Major League Soccer first started, the team in Kansas City called themself the Wiz. Some marketing guy failed to see what was wrong with the ad slogan “You Gotta Go!”

Of course, there’s also:  
[Pork.  
The One You Love.](http://www.funnyhumor.btinternet.co.uk/pictures/ad014.jpg)  
I think it’s the couple’s expressions that really sell this one.

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**Author:** ![girlwithwings](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@girlwithwings](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/girlwithwings)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911/24 "2001-07-11T17:12:37Z")

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i have a friend who waits tables at a restaraunt called Fudpucker’s. I have always felt there is something a little off about that name…

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/very-vaguely-dirty/71911/25 "2001-07-11T22:13:11Z")

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I always feel vaguely… naughty when I offer a friend a Baked Lay…

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