# Vestal Blue is taking off for the Wild Blue Yonder!s!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127 "2000-06-30T05:51:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/1 "2000-06-30T05:51:44Z")

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Now that I have your attention. 🙂 _AHEM_ \<Raising her glass of Bacardi and coke in a toast\>

_Here’s to you, my bestest buddy, my lifelong friend, the burr under my saddle, my evil-grinning prankster, my…well, you get the idea!_ 😃

His first post in the morning will be his 1000th!! He’s finally made it. So, everyone please join the party, and wish the biggest flirt on this board **Congrats!**  
Here’s lookin’ at ya, Babe! _Smoooch!_  
Party goodies are over here, drinks over there, hot tubs and pillows scattered around the room, and the special, imported cinnamon oils are on this shelf. He gets first dibs. I’ve been practicing my ‘_techniques_’ so, he gets the first back rub, room’s that way --------\>

setting out a glass of tequila on the mantle for Wally

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**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/2 "2000-06-30T06:08:13Z")

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:: comes strolling in, picks up a Coor’s Light ::

Howdy PB. Hey, Congrat’s VB!!

I’ll wait over here till VB is done, since he gets first dibs on everything since it’s number 1000.

Do i get special cookie since this is my 100th post? 😃

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/3 "2000-06-30T07:55:42Z")

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Congrats VB on your 1000th. 🙂

And as for the backrub PB, I’ll patiently wait my turn.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/4 "2000-06-30T08:00:28Z")

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_unloads cartons of quality Oz beer, Barrocca and vegimite_

Who’s got that twister board…?  
Congrats VB. We of the three figures will miss you.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/5 "2000-06-30T14:52:43Z")

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Howdy, JB, here’s a cookie for you, made it myself. 🙂

Good morning, my dear. Glad you’re here to say hi to everyone! Are you surprised I noticed your post count? 😉

Hi, dpr. Put the twister game right over there. Are we playing Naked Twister? 😉

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/6 "2000-06-30T14:58:20Z")

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I think either you or VB get to choose the rules dear.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/7 "2000-06-30T14:59:22Z")

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Sheesh! I take a quick morning flight and come back to _this?_

WOOHOO! Thanks, everybody! And thanks to m’girl Purple for setting it up…

( In reverent tones )  
Ohmigawd…imported cinnamon oils, and 151…_Happy Sigh!_

Hey Dragonlady! check out the oil!

Oh, and a tip of the Jose Cuervo Gold to Putzmeister! :wally  
Toga Toga Toga!

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/8 "2000-06-30T15:09:37Z")

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Congrats, VB. Is there some sort of 1000th Post/Mile High Club? Inquiring minds, you know…

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/9 "2000-06-30T15:11:16Z")

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hey fly boy! congrats!

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/10 "2000-06-30T15:12:19Z")

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Yes Struuter; You no longer hafta suck up to UncleBeer 😉  
Oh, and shouldn’t that be _nighted_ by ChiefScott?

Here; hold this oil.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/11 "2000-06-30T15:32:07Z")

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Well…I didn’t want to get too naughty with it. You know, I was just happy to get the title at all…  
And I’m holding this oil for…?

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/12 "2000-06-30T15:35:03Z")

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struuter, you’re holding it for PurpleBear, who has so kindly offered to administer my backrub…MMmmmmmmmmm! 151 warming the insides, and cinnamon oil warming the outside!

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/13 "2000-06-30T15:39:32Z")

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Never been happier to assist. Enjoy.  
struuter

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/14 "2000-06-30T15:40:34Z")

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Cannonball!!!

::jumping into hot tub::

Congrats, VB! Here’s to 1000 more!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/15 "2000-06-30T16:07:10Z")

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\<poking her head out of the door to the room with the beds/ _I mean tables_\> purplebear calls out to VB…

I’m waiting for you in here! Get your tush over here, unless you don’t want it?  
Thanks for holding the oil for me, struuter. You can take the next one in line, if you like. 😉

dpr, I already did choose, I believe! Ok, Naked it is!! Unless you’d prefer everyone kept their clothes on, VB? 😉

I thought not. 😛

Hi, Mr C! Thanks for joining us!

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/16 "2000-06-30T16:23:31Z")

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as you wish.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/17 "2000-06-30T16:31:00Z")

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Ok, Purp, on my way; looks like quite a line waiting behind me!

I place myself at your tender mercies and in your hands, m’dear!

Thanks for helping, struuter!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/18 "2000-06-30T16:46:05Z")

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Tender mercies _and_ in my hands…

'scuse me folks, I’m going to be busy for a while! Back later… 🙂

Thanks, struuter!

So, where’d everyone else run off to? Still got plenty of drinks and munchies here.

Not **that** kind of munchies! Geeesh! Unless that’s what you really _want_, of course! 😉

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/19 "2000-06-30T18:08:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*
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> Hey Dragonlady! check out the oil!
> 
> Oh, and a tip of the Jose Cuervo Gold to Putzmeister! :wally  
> Toga Toga Toga!
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> \*\*

Alright VB!!! I’ll be over here waiting my turn with that oil!! And having a shot of Gold in my Margarita with Wally.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vestal-blue-is-taking-off-for-the-wild-blue-yonder-s/24127/20 "2000-06-30T20:09:22Z")

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Congrats to one of my favorite flirts on the board!

Yo flyboy, think you might want another massage later? _batting eyes at VB_

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