# vibrator in the bottom of your drawer
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 15, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871 "2003-04-15T13:55:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/21 "2003-04-16T16:59:39Z")
Oops!
Meant to make that last post in the **Guess I can never post anything TMI again** thread.
Nothing to see here folks. Just move along now …
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### Author:  [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/22 "2003-04-16T17:16:42Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by robgruver \*
> \*\*…a 12" neon green realistic looking dildo strapped to a leather panty… \*\*
Um. Where’d ya’ say you were from, again?
Green. Neon green. And, he says it’s realistic.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/23 "2003-04-16T17:28:03Z")
SSSShhhheeee cccccaaaannnn’ttttt fffffiiiiiinnnndddd iiitttt iiiiiffffff yyyooouuu hhhhhiiiiiddddeeeee iiiitttt rrriiiiggghhhttttt.
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### Author:  [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/24 "2003-04-16T17:32:08Z")
We were at a friend’s house when one friend’s dog disappeared for a few minutes and we eventually found it ripping to pieces a large dildo.
Obviously there was no putting it back and forgetting about it.
So my friend had to tell his mom what happened.
**She made him buy her a new one.**
No lies.
-Tcat
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/25 "2003-04-16T17:37:03Z")
[Frank Zappa]
Weasels ripped my dildo.
[/Frank Zappa]
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### Author:  [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)
#### Post date: [April 16, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/26 "2003-04-16T18:16:00Z")
Actually I _know_ my Grandma found my vibrator… I’m not a male teenager but still… I can just imagine her reaction when she found it :eek: I moved out of her house ages ago and she packed up _all_ my stuff into boxes… and I only remembered where I had left it after she had told me she had done this… it wasn’t in a very public place but it wasn’t hidden away in anything…
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### Author:  [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vibrator-in-the-bottom-of-your-drawer/168871/27 "2003-04-17T00:50:03Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by HeatMiser \*
> \*\*Anyway, the movie clip above has to do with a toddler finding a vibrator. \*\*
ROTFL 😃
Yep… just in my lad’s case more running around, brandishing it as a weapon and err… gnawing on it. :eek:
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