# Vice President "Dick" Cheney **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767 "2004-11-14T21:37:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/1 "2004-11-14T21:37:08Z")
[A picture](http://www.avatara.com/dick.jpg) that shows outline of Cheney’s you know what. [An article](http://www.milwaukeemagazine.com/122004/pressroom.html) discussing the picture. At least now we know that not everything about Dick Cheney leans to the right. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/2 "2004-11-14T22:44:47Z")
You may also be interested in [Senator John Kerry](http://www.wonkette.com/archives/kerrys_hidden_strengths_013443.php) and [former Vice President Al Gore](http://modernhumorist.com/mh/0011/weapon/). ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/3 "2004-11-15T01:02:15Z")
You know, I clicked on the link and looked at the picture. Then I thought, “Whoa…whoever would have thought the VP would be quite that…endowed?” Then I realized, “Hey, wait a sec…I’m staring at the outline of a penis of a guy how-many-years-old?” \* Ugh…I’m going to go wash out my eyes now. \*I would like to stress that it was _only_ purely academic interest. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/4 "2004-11-15T01:30:06Z")
Fer chrissakes, someone _please_ tell me this is a Photosop hoax!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/5 "2004-11-15T03:39:08Z")
AAAAHHH!!! MY EYES…MY EYES!!! I’m blind…aheoj3nr309mn30o3l;3p3309mfdkm ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/6 "2004-11-15T10:30:21Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > Fer chrissakes, someone _please_ tell me this is a Photosop hoax!!! Or a Photosock hoax. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/7 "2004-11-15T15:59:58Z")
Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/8 "2004-11-15T16:29:26Z")
> [@](#): > > "I got a chuckle out of it when I noticed it, too. If I had noticed it sooner, I would have cropped it,” Guldan says… :eek: Maybe it’s not too late. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/9 "2004-11-15T16:31:12Z")
> [@](#): > > While such a portrait of the VP is clearly inappropriate, it’s also a _ **harmless** mistake_ and could be seen as rather – dare we say – flattering. I would also like to point out, I had _nothing_ to do with it! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/10 "2004-11-15T19:23:21Z")
Damn. I would have put money on him being a eunich. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/11 "2004-11-15T19:24:30Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Damn. I would have put money on him being a eunich. Or a ‘eunuch’, even. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vice-president-dick-cheney/274767/12 "2004-11-15T19:38:03Z")
You all have filthy minds; that’s a soiled incontinence diaper sagging down his pants leg, not an overgrown one-eyed trouser snake.