# Video games that would NEVER see the light of day **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 20, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363 "2007-10-20T02:01:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/21 "2007-10-20T05:56:03Z")
**Grand Theft Stroller** **World of Warburton** , MMORPG where you take on the role of one the characters played by Patrick Warburton. Puddy from _Seinfeld_ moves in next door to the Griffins. What hijinks will ensue when they meet the Tick? It’s all up to you. ---
**Author:** ![williambaskerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@williambaskerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williambaskerville)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/22 "2007-10-20T06:05:49Z")
**Bowel Oncologist :** _EXPLORATORY OP_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/23 "2007-10-20T06:15:34Z")
Games based on LOTR seem to be popular these days, as are Sim games, where is **Sim Sail: Voyage to the Grey Havens**? ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/24 "2007-10-20T06:25:34Z")
How’s about a simple, classic FPS that, if one could get the licensing, would be a million copy best seller, even before street date: The “It’s a Small World” FPS. (Yes, I’m stealing the idea from something I read online a while back that stuck with me.) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/25 "2007-10-20T06:46:52Z")
**Sims 2: Consanguinity & Beastiality expansion** - New Relationships! Your sims hot siblings and parents are no longer off limits. And invite bigfoot and Rover over too! - New Genetics! In the Sims 2 sims inherit DNA for hair, eye and skin colors. Now, with closer family relationships, there’s a possibility of introducing new mutations! Will your sim’s offspring be deformed in some way? Have a lower IQ? What happens if you cross breed a sim and the family pet or bigfoot - will it look like the human parent…or not? - New Interests! Roll brand new wants like “want a hybrid baby” or “whoo hoo with cousin Daisy” - New Careers! Mad Geneticist, Family Therapist, and Homemade Porn Producer careers are included. - New Objects! [edited] ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/26 "2007-10-20T06:58:05Z")
Airman Doors, several rape games have been done, courtesy of Japan. They should make a MarioPaint style game where you play as Hitler. If you make good art, you go to success as the greatest German painter. Fail, and you become dictator. ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/27 "2007-10-20T07:53:25Z")
SimHelenKeller ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/28 "2007-10-20T08:09:18Z")
[QUOTE=Shalmanese] SimHelenKeller [/QUOTE] The best thing is, everyone already has this game installed, whether they know it or not. Just turn off your monitor, and that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/29 "2007-10-20T10:10:29Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] Challacaust: you play as a Jewish bakery owner in 1930s Germany who is ordered by the Nazis to put poison in all of the Challah (Jewish bread) that you sell, so that all the Jews who eat it will die. Your objective is to drive a delivery car around the Jewish neighborhoods and drop off the poisoned bread to your unsuspecting victims. [/QUOTE] [Not so unlikely.](http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2002/02/50523) > [@](#): > > Hate groups are increasingly using racist and anti-Semitic computer games to recruit young people, the Anti-Defamation League charged in a report released Tuesday. > > Ethnic Cleansing, Shoot the Blacks and Concentration Camp Rat Hunt were some of the titles studied by the group. The objective of these first-person shooters are predictably similar – to kill as many non-whites, Jews and everyone else they hate as possible. I doubt that any game concept is so unpleasant that someone won’t make one. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/30 "2007-10-20T10:15:49Z")
[QUOTE=Spoons] \*\*High School Dealer: \*\* [/quote] Dope Wars. > [@](#): > > \*\*CFC 2000: \*\*Driving simulator. “CFC” stands for Classic Family Cars, and this games got 'em all–as long as they were pre-2000 models. Take the challenge of trying to get a 1977 Ford Fairmont up to speed on the Interstate, or see if you can handle the “three on the tree” manual transmission on that 1962 Mercury Comet. Sold Separately: the Station Wagon Module, in which you see if you can drive a 1974 Country Squire (among other wagons) through a suburban mall parking lot while four unbelted-in and loud kids hang out in the back of the wagon. There are people who would play this game. ---
**Author:** ![Threadkiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@Threadkiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Threadkiller)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/31 "2007-10-20T10:49:07Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] _A Clockwork Orange_: The Game. [/QUOTE] [_My Dinner with Andre_](http://imdb.com/title/tt0082783/): The Game. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Some\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ad7895/32.png) [@Just\_Some\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Some_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/32 "2007-10-20T12:47:01Z")
Let’s get a bit meta: **Gold Farmer Tycoon** **Office Space - The MMORPG** **Alien Robot Ninja’s Pretty Princess Party** **Sewer Levels 4: The Repeating** Wouldn’t surprise me if some of those actually exist, though… ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/33 "2007-10-20T13:08:12Z")
_DONKEY - PUNCH_ You have thirty days in which to perform unnatural sex acts with as many different partners as possible. Points are scored by completeing acts with such names as _Rusty Trombone_ and _Dirty Sanchez_. Bonus! Send an email to the creators of the game with ideas for NEW acts! If yours is chosen, it’ll be named after you in v2.0. ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_Motorbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@DJ\_Motorbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJ_Motorbike)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/34 "2007-10-20T13:40:49Z")
Online Invoicing: The Game! Try to determine the developer’s intent. 17 levels of poorly implemented web designs. Can you complete the forms before the server times out? Created by IT personnel who know nothing about the work that actually gets done. Or have any idea about ease of use or data entry. Multi-player action. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/35 "2007-10-20T17:35:36Z")
\*Where in the world is Madeleine McCann? \* ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/36 "2007-10-20T18:02:14Z")
**9-11** the game. Sneak onto an airplane with bolt cutters, overpower the pilots. Can you hit the twin towers with a jet? Bonus points for getting the Pentagon. Or would it be easier to plant explosives in the towers to make them collapse? Only you can decide in this explosive game! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/37 "2007-10-20T18:14:29Z")
[QUOTE=Threadkiller] [_My Dinner with Andre_](http://imdb.com/title/tt0082783/): The Game. [/QUOTE] “Tell Me More!” While we’re on that tangent: Waterworld: The Game. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/38 "2007-10-20T18:28:26Z")
[QUOTE=Just Some Guy] **Sewer Levels 4: The Repeating** [/QUOTE] Also known as _Daikatana_. ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/39 "2007-10-20T19:16:01Z")
How about a game in which you capture helpless creatures, make them live in incredibly cramped cages, and force them to do battle against each other until one of them passes out. Oh! And have them battle with like electric shocks and fireballs! Maybe get Michael Vick to endorse it. Or Topeka. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363/40 "2007-10-20T19:31:40Z")
**Video Game - The Video Game** RPG where you play a 20 year old frat boy addicted to a FPS. Strategy is paramount. Mountain Dew or Red Bull? You decide. Contains the mini game : Making Ramen Noodles [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-games-that-would-never-see-the-light-of-day/423363.md?page=3)