# Video: "Right Hand Masturbation Caused Facial Distortion" - Probably NSFW **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189 "2012-01-21T02:49:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/1 "2012-01-21T02:49:19Z")
This is hilarious. 😃 I can’t figure out if this guy is serious or not. It’s probably NSFW. There are no indecent visuals but the subject matter may be a problem. It does drone on, but you really should watch the whole thing. There’s a sort of punchline towards the end. 😃 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aP6jqGRZkqk/hqdefault.jpg "Right Hand Masturbation Caused Facial Distortion") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP6jqGRZkqk) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/2 "2012-01-21T06:01:38Z")
That was . . . odd. And what do you mean, “probably” NSFW? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/3 "2012-01-21T13:02:19Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And what do you mean, “probably” NSFW? I meant that it’s not outright pornography. ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/4 "2012-01-22T00:07:01Z")
That is the most ridiculous timesuck that I think I’ve seen in … well probably a few hours. But it’s definitely a waste of 9 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/5 "2012-01-22T02:26:41Z")
Not funny. I kept waiting for the joke or at least something to make me crack a grin, but then it just ended (thankfully). ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/6 "2012-01-22T02:31:51Z")
Sorry. I found it humorous. It’s just so totally off the wall, plus the guys voice is hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/7 "2012-01-22T02:58:11Z")
Good thing I’m a lefty. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-right-hand-masturbation-caused-facial-distortion-probably-nsfw/610189/8 "2012-01-22T03:47:24Z")
not funny and a waste of time. even if it was funny, there was no need for a video.