# Video: World's Biggest Zit **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 11, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035 "2006-02-11T22:09:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vision\_of\_Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Vision\_of\_Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vision_of_Love)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/1 "2006-02-11T22:09:51Z")
You are about to witness the popping of the Mother of All Zits. [http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html](http://www.funlol.com/funpages/worlds-biggest-zit.html) Not ready? How about a [starter](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=342263) before The Big One? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/2 "2006-02-11T22:12:10Z")
Ya know…I think I’m going to pass, and just live vicariously through those Dopers who haven’t gotten their minimum daily requirement of TMI and who post their thoughts after clicking your link. I wait patiently. ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/3 "2006-02-11T22:30:59Z")
Gaaahhh!! It was so much worse than I was expecting (and I was expecting it to be pretty bad). :eek: And I’ve generally enjoyed the zit threads and videos that’ve been posted in the past… If I recall correctly, that lining (or whatever it is) that they’re pulling out towards the end of the video means it actually a cyst rather than a zit, right? ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/4 "2006-02-11T22:32:24Z")
Why did I click on that? I knew it was going to be bad… _shudders_ It looked like they were pushing toothpaste out of her skin. ---
**Author:** ![Santos\_L\_Halper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/santos_l_halper/32/1_2.png) [@Santos\_L\_Halper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santos_L_Halper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/5 "2006-02-11T22:32:44Z")
Oh, and even with all the pus and blood, the worst part has to be when they pull out the table spoon to scoop up all the stuff… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/6 "2006-02-11T22:34:06Z")
Y’know, at times like this, I’m kinda _glad_ those not-really-a-download sites like funlol and youtube load video so slowly and stallingly. I’m still wondering how they do it, though. Really cheapass low-bandwidth servers would be my guess. Anyhow, they do a great job of recreating the dial-up experience for the young folks who never knew it firsthand. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/7 "2006-02-11T22:39:04Z")
As someone who considers herself to be of a stong stomach and able to handle a decent ammount of gore, all I can say is… EW! ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/8 "2006-02-11T22:42:41Z")
It’s been posted before, wonderfully. I dream about it sometimes. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/9 "2006-02-11T23:11:16Z")
I knew I was going to regret clicking on that link. I did it anyway. I was right. I regret it. I did ok until they started scooping the stuff with a _spoon_. urg. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/10 "2006-02-11T23:16:55Z")
If you haven’t clicked on it then don’t. I now regret ever watching that video. No dinner for me tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/11 "2006-02-11T23:18:00Z")
That would have been so much more fulfilling to watch had they used legitimate medical procedures, eg gloves, anesthetic, etc. The only thing that bothered me about the clip was the fact that they used kitchen implements, bare hands, and only used the bible as a “precaution”; they might as well have left the “zit” there (well, that, and the whole tugging-at-raw-flesh" part–it makes me wince on the patient’s behalf). And is it really accurate to refer to such a thing as a friggin’ “tumor?” I wonder if **Broomstick** ’s entry in “The TMI thread” would have been this interesting to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/12 "2006-02-11T23:23:19Z")
“I will call you… Pustulio! Together we can hypnotize the enemy and bend them to my will!” ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/13 "2006-02-11T23:31:09Z")
Looks like she had an undeveloped Siamese twin with a really bad complexion. ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/14 "2006-02-11T23:33:34Z")
Thank you \*so much \* for posting an interesting thread on a slow weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/15 "2006-02-11T23:37:07Z")
I have just thrown out my brand new tube of Pepsodent and am about to run out and buy some sort of gel toothpaste. Maybe Aim. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/16 "2006-02-11T23:45:54Z")
Man! It’s like he had a soft serve ice cream machine in his back! With strawberry topping, no less. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/17 "2006-02-12T00:07:22Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > It’s been posted before, wonderfully. > > I dream about it sometimes. ::shudder:: At least _you_ noticed. I posted this video in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=342263), as someone felt that they had found the worst cyst-popping video ever and I felt the need to correct them. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/18 "2006-02-12T01:03:40Z")
Up until now, I thought I had a pretty strong constitution. But holy crap, I’m all queasy now, and in a little while, I will be eating spaghetti, which will remind me of what I just saw with every bite. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/19 "2006-02-12T01:06:57Z")
I love it. It’s comforting to watch something that physically cathartic. Makes me a bit envious, even. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035/20 "2006-02-12T02:09:41Z")
I remember that clip! Just like striped toothpaste. I love a good zit story, and pictures just make it all the better. I used to get big, honking zits on my back, but haven’t for almost 10 years. I kinda miss them. :eek: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/video-worlds-biggest-zit/344035.md?page=2)