# VILF--a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 29, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979 "2006-12-29T13:30:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/1 "2006-12-29T13:30:41Z")
No, not MILF ( **M** others **I** ’d **L** ike to\*\* F\*\*\*\*\*). VILF. **Villainesses** I’d like to F\*\*\*! The Bad Girls, from Movies, TV, Comics, whatever, who have a special…_appeal!_ 😃😉 The [Baroness](http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/217/a/6/the_Baroness__by_belldandies.jpg) , Chief Intel Officer of Cobra springs to…mind. Any Villainesses get the SDMB’s attention? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/2 "2006-12-29T13:36:46Z")
The Baroness was exactly who I was going to mention. Sizzzzzzle! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/3 "2006-12-29T13:46:26Z")
[Hedy Carlson](http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes22/SingleWhite6.jpg) from _Single White Female_ ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/4 "2006-12-29T13:57:25Z")
Can we do Villains, too? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/5 "2006-12-29T14:11:58Z")
[Shego](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shego)–and her inspiration, Viper/Madame Hydra. (As Hawkeye said, there’s something about green women.) ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/6 "2006-12-29T14:28:24Z")
_Lady Sabine DeWinter_ as portrayed by Rebecca De Mornay ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/7 "2006-12-29T14:41:56Z")
[QUOTE=TroubleAgain] Can we do Villains, too? [/QUOTE] Why not? Evil is Equal Opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/8 "2006-12-29T14:46:57Z")
Intendant Kira from the Mirror, Mirror universe in _Deep Space 9_ Evil Kes as possessed by the evil bad guy, all dressed up in black leather in _Voyager_ Six from _Battlestar Galactica_ ---
**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/9 "2006-12-29T14:50:06Z")
Famke Janssen as [Xenia Onatopp](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenia_Onatopp). And hey, speaking of X-Men, I’ll bet [Mystique](http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/rebecca_romijn_mystique2.jpg) would make one hell of a wild ride in the sack. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/10 "2006-12-29T14:54:32Z")
I came in to mention various females from my old Marvel card collecting days. God I suck. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/11 "2006-12-29T16:42:37Z")
I’m…assuming that, for the situation the OP’s thinking of, whatever villainess isn’t just going to murder me afterwards (or during)? Cause…y’know…that’d just ruin the whole experience for me in advance. But maybe that’s just me. But yeah, Baroness, Mystique, Shego…they’re the ones who come to mind for me, too, but I should probably still add someone else. Hmmm… …[evil Gadget from Rescue Rangers](http://rrdatabase.dyndns.org/image/viewimage.php?image=2427)? Not count? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/12 "2006-12-29T16:52:42Z")
The Lucy Liu character in _Payback_, if you please. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/13 "2006-12-29T16:54:31Z")
The trouble with villainesses is that you have to liquidate them so early into a love affair that you really end up having a series of meaningless flings, and that takes a villains mind off the business at hand. Nonetheless, I’ve always been fond of [Alotta Fagina](http://imdb.com/gallery/hh/0007197/HH/0007197/031014-Udenio.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Udenio,%20Fabiana), who was feathured in an excellent [1997 spy documentary](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/). ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/14 "2006-12-29T17:09:23Z")
I can’t find anything on imdb, but I distinctly remember one of the Power Ranger clones that was playing in Japan around '96 or '97, the woman playing the queen of the monsters was either currently working in or had just left hardcore porn (one of the female rangers had also just released a book of nude photos, so overall it was a fun show). I also recall her costumes on the show weren’t much less revealing than her film outfits. So there’s a VILF that I’ve seen F’ing. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/15 "2006-12-29T17:12:33Z")
How about sons of villains who aren’t really villains themselves but might be someday? Cause I’d be all over Scott Evil. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/16 "2006-12-29T17:26:32Z")
The beauty of the VILF concept is the lack of potential for a long term relationship, but of course self preservation can be a problem. My choice is [Lilah Morgan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilah_Morgan) from _Angel_ but I may think of others later. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/17 "2006-12-29T18:21:13Z")
All of mine are from video games. Villainess - Rosso the Crimson from Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus. I think I just like russian accents. Villain - Seifer Almasy from Final Fantasy 8. I’m such a fangirl. ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/18 "2006-12-30T01:41:07Z")
[Doctor Girlfriend](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:DrG1.jpg), even if she does have a baboon’s uterus … . ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/19 "2006-12-30T01:45:51Z")
Lightning Lady, from _Evil Inc_ has possibilities. At least 2. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979/20 "2006-12-30T01:47:54Z")
[The Boss](http://www.sangrefria.com/metal_gear_solid/metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-1.jpg) from Metal Gear Solid 3. All the other villainesses in video games seem too stereotypically “hot” for me, but this character actually seemed like a rugged, take-no-shit woman who also had a haunting sense of loneliness about her - a really well-developed character all around, with a great voice also. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vilf-a-game/385979.md?page=2)