# Vincent Gallo: Less-racist male prostitute **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 1, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352 "2007-01-01T22:38:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/1 "2007-01-01T22:38:50Z")
Some time back I posted a thread about how director Vincent Gallo was offering to whore himself out for $100,000 a pop and father a child for a cool million, but that darker-complected women were not welcome. The thread seems to be gone but I am happy to see that Vince Gallo is [now willing to fuck black women for money](http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html)! And, more good news, he is also willing to fuck fat chicks and redheads. > [@Gallo](#): > > I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. He still, however, will not fuck men. > [@Gallo](#): > > However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. For which, I am sure I speak for many of my brethren, I say Vincent, rest assured that we don’t want to fuck you either. But I’m a lesbian, I hear you cry. Or at least I hear the lesbians among you cry. Fear not, lesbos, Vincent Gallo will take you two at a time! > [@Gallo](#): > > However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/2 "2007-01-01T22:48:45Z")
> [@Vincent Gallo](#): > > So believe me, I know and understand what it’s like to wish and dream about spending time with a movie star. Doing things that couples do. Couples in love. At least couples where the guy is hot and knows how to handle a chick. What a maroon! ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/3 "2007-01-01T23:01:04Z")
Awesome. It is so ridiculous and over the top that it is awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/4 "2007-01-01T23:15:23Z")
The question is, are there any women, black or not, who would pay to have sex with him? (Incredibly, this is the same guy who was in that AMC documentary, whining about being one of the poor, discriminated-against conservative minority in Hollywood.) ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/5 "2007-01-01T23:19:09Z")
Aren’t there laws against prostitution? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/6 "2007-01-01T23:29:40Z")
I can’t help but love this guy just for his brass balls. An ego like that can make things happen, one way or another. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/7 "2007-01-02T00:16:43Z")
I see an business opportunity here. I am willing to whore myself out to any woman for exactly one half of what Vincent Gallo is charging. Free market and all that. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/8 "2007-01-02T00:27:31Z")
Mr. Vincent Gallo: I am male. And I am having momentary thoughts or wishes. After looking at the picture on your website, they aren’t very \*pleasant \*thoughts, or particularly \*enthusiastic \*wishes, but still–I’m having them. I want you to be aware of this. I plan on having these thoughts and wishes frequently. Well, as frequently as I can stand, anyway, which may, I am afraid, not be very often at all; I really shouldn’t have looked, should I? Remember–I’m thinking of you. L. Catta. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/9 "2007-01-02T00:36:52Z")
He’s freaky. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/10 "2007-01-02T02:12:10Z")
Hey but he has a handsome cock- doesn’t that count for anything? ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/11 "2007-01-02T02:44:24Z")
This is old news. I think it was posted on Gallo’s site 10 months ago or more. I even recall another thread here about it. I am a fan of Gallo, and think that much of what he writes and says is meant satirically. This is the same guy who was a breakdancer, a personal friend of Jean Michel Basquiat, and of Rick Rubin, who is Jewish - somehow I think his comments about blacks and Jews are more intended to get people’s attention than indicative of real bigotry. I mean, they’re still in poor taste, but just from what I know about Gallo’s life, he seems less of a racist and more of a wiseass. There’s no question that Gallo is an attention whore, and I can’t take issue with anyone who calls him out for that. And I’m not going to get on board with his Republican thing, if it is actually true. But I like his music and what I have seen of his paintings, and I think all of his film performances have been excellent. I even thought **Brown Bunny** was decent. I also found the writing on his website to be hilarious. So I’ve got to say, the guy’s original. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/12 "2007-01-02T13:14:14Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] This is old news. I think it was posted on Gallo’s site 10 months ago or more. I even recall another thread here about it. [/QUOTE] Right. I started that thread. As I mentioned in the OP. The new thread is because he has broadened his scope of acceptable women clients. Previously, women with skin that was too dark could not avail themselves. Now they can. We are here to congratulate Gallo for his enlightenment. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/13 "2007-01-02T14:35:57Z")
If I remember correctly, the prostitution offer was available to black women from the very beginning. Only the sperm donation was restricted to Caucasians. (I mean, I think the whole thing is a joke, but I believe those were the original terms.) ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/14 "2007-01-02T18:00:50Z")
He can’t be any better than Fred Garvin. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-less-racist-male-prostitute/386352/15 "2007-01-02T20:58:34Z")
“Gallo? It’s Callo with a C.” - yea, just watched _My Cousin Vinnie_ over the weekend 😛