# Vincent Gallo, Racist Male Prostitute

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098 "2005-12-11T03:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/21 "2005-12-11T18:33:14Z")

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Ugh, what a creep. _goes to boil self in bleach_

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/22 "2005-12-11T18:44:58Z")

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Meh, it’s his sperm, he can do what he wants with it. _shrug_

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/23 "2005-12-11T23:04:52Z")

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> [@Blalron](#):
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> Meh, it’s his sperm, he can do what he wants with it. _shrug_

As long as it doesn’t infringe on my right not to be grossed out.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/24 "2005-12-11T23:47:21Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> **Otto**. I’m not sure where this one belongs. I’m moving it to MPSIMS. You can still get a factual answer to your questions. It just didn’t seem to me to be GQ material.
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> **samclem** GQ moderator

Well hell, as long as you were meddling, you coulda fixed the typo in my thread title.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/25 "2005-12-12T00:03:00Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Well hell, as long as you were meddling, you coulda fixed the typo in my thread title.

**samclem** wasn’t ‘meddling’, **Otto** , he was doing his job. Now cool it. (And yes, I fixed the typo.)

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/26 "2005-12-12T04:10:00Z")

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> [@SkipMagic](#):
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> **samclem** wasn’t ‘meddling’, **Otto** , he was doing his job. Now cool it.

If I were feeling pissy, I’d quote something **TubaDiva** said to me recently.

As it is, I’ll just explain that my post was a joke.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/27 "2005-12-12T22:31:48Z")

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Imagine having to explain to a kid that they exist because Vincent Gallo had his sperm on sale and his/her mother payed a million bucks for it. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/28 "2005-12-12T23:46:26Z")

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> [@Blalron](#):
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> Imagine having to explain to a kid that they exist because Vincent Gallo had his sperm on sale and his/her mother payed a million bucks for it. :dubious:

It could be worse. Suppose it’s a boy, in his early twenties, and he says, “I should make a movie about that.”

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/29 "2005-12-13T00:54:38Z")

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Maybe he could get Chloe Sevigny to play th…

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/30 "2005-12-13T01:04:29Z")

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> [@Vincent Gallo](#):
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> If you’d like to send a nude photo of yourself and you were BORN a female, please do so.

Vincent Gallo doesn’t want a nakey photo of me? Crushed. I’m _crushed_.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/31 "2005-12-13T04:06:18Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Vincent Gallo doesn’t want a nakey photo of me? Crushed. I’m _crushed_.

The man is a fool.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/32 "2005-12-13T04:12:40Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> Vincent Gallo doesn’t want a nakey photo of me? Crushed. I’m _crushed_.

Well you were probably disqualified in the first clause: “If you would **like** to send a nude photo…”

Along with the vast majority of the population.

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**Author:** ![marymargaret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@marymargaret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marymargaret)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/33 "2005-12-13T04:18:43Z")

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Am I the only one who thinks this is a joke? Bertianly this isn’t serious. Is it?

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/34 "2005-12-13T06:02:01Z")

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Why would anyone want this guy’s sperm??? I saw his website, he looks like a vagrant!

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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/35 "2005-12-13T08:05:28Z")

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People. Not to interefere, but I think this may be a joke. Maybe he’s just throwing stuff up and seeing what sticks and he’s laughing his ass off in privte daily.

“Say, Ted, let’s send a script and a letter over to Ms. Sevigny and see if she would like to suck me off in a feature film so horrible that 99% of the people watching are doing so solely for the blowjob and the other 1% there are just deaf blind people that wandered into the theatre by accident.”

“Holy crap, that was a joke, but she said yes.”

Let’s be honest, before _Brown Bunny_ the vast majority of us men would have accepted a blowjob from Chloe Sevigny. Of course, now there’s a distinct … _taint_.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vincent-gallo-racist-male-prostitute/335098/36 "2005-12-13T08:24:19Z")

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> [@threemae](#):
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> Let’s be honest, before _Brown Bunny_ the vast majority of us men would have accepted a blowjob from Chloe Sevigny. Of course, now there’s a distinct … _taint_.

Hmm. Perhaps he’s cleverer than we thought. What better way to make sure that you _always_ have a decent piece of tail available for you? (Sort of like Clinton did with Monica. You notice no one’s jumped up and said, “I hit it!” in the years since.)

Nahhh, Gallo’s not that smart.

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