# Virgowitch, stop being a Bastard

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 17, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311 "2003-01-17T21:16:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/101 "2003-01-25T07:02:47Z")

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> _Originally posted by VirgoWitch_
> 
> As an Erisian . . .

a.k.a. a follower of the Goddess Eris Discordia, a goddess of chaos. I believe Discordia to be something of an anti-organizational organization, but I confess to not knowing anything specific about it, other than that I’ve already mentioned. And the example set by VirgoWitch, of course.

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/102 "2003-01-25T07:11:23Z")

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Bingo!–I love Google. From [www.meat-thing.com/tramsmotha.com/discordia:](http://www.meat-thing.com/tramsmotha.com/discordia:)

“A Discordian is a little like an anarchist. Technically, Discordianism is a “religion” devoted to the Greek Goddess Eris (known to the Romans as Discordia). Discordians dislike rules and order, and tend to thrive on such things as spontineity, chaos, and no hot dog buns.”  
Sounds like someone we know.

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/103 "2003-01-25T07:13:30Z")

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Sorry, this should work:

[http://www.meat-thing.com/transmothra.com/discordia.php](http://www.meat-thing.com/transmothra.com/discordia.php)

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/104 "2003-01-25T18:21:44Z")

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AKA “shit-stirrers.” Yea, I should have known.

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**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/105 "2003-01-25T19:07:18Z")

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Good gravy what a tool. So **Virgo** is acting like an ass because its “his religion” ? Sure looks to me like a thinly veiled excuse to be a jerk . . . and we all know where that will end up.

I agree with **Esprix**.

Oh, and sorry for feeding the . . . you know.

Moron.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/106 "2003-01-25T19:14:44Z")

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Anyone who claims “Erisian” as a religion doesn’t understand Eris. I suppose he might be a Discordian wanna-be . . . but Discordianism, too, is a philosophy, not a religion.

Hold it, what was that term I just used?

Oh yes.

“Wanna-be.”

'Nuff said, I reckon.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/107 "2003-01-25T19:56:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Virgowitch \*  
> \*\*Over 40 spanking hot howlers. Life is good. As an Erisian, I must say that I feel fulfilled and satisfied that I have done my part to make the world a better place. Or at least more interesting.  
> \*\*

I wouldn’t go that far. In fact, I wouldn’t even credit you as being interesting.

You are being a severe Greyface, you imbecilic hunchbrain.

The Sacred Chao does not shine down upon you, but instead you are now living under the sign of Ernest which is out of conjunction with Vern, leaving the cosmos in the control of the pseudo sentient.

You do not have that fresh feeling, you are not the freshmaker, and you are past your freshness date.

You make the baby Malaclypse cry.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/108 "2003-01-25T21:23:27Z")

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I hate to tell you this, folks, but[he’s at it again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=158810)

**VirgoWitch** , I’ve noticed that in this world, regardless of one’s religion, actions have consequences. If you insist on acting like a jerk, and you are, you will be treated like one. So far, you’ve done a wonderful job of displaying your own ignorance. Since the purpose of this board is fighting ignorance, I suppose you do realize what that makes you.

CJ

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virgowitch-stop-being-a-bastard/149311/109 "2003-01-27T00:34:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **Virgowitch** _
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> Over 40 spanking hot howlers. Life is good…
> 
> Simply and succinctly stating my opinion in a thread is neither a drive-by posting nor trolling. It means I?ve said all that I need to say and any further debate isn?t worth pursuing…

No, it’s trolling. Can’t wait to see you get banned. Especially after continuing to spout your ignorance [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2902368#post2902368).

BUH-BYE NOW!

Esprix

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