# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/1 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")
Merry Christmas to all, My virtual house is now open for the best doper Christmas Party ever. When you come to the door, please hang your coat up and have a good time. misstee-- (hanging the mistletoe right now. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/2 "2003-12-14T03:20:36Z")
:knocking on the front door: I hope I’m not the first to arrive. I hate being early for a party. ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/3 "2003-12-14T03:33:53Z")
Christmas? Bah. It’s Festivus time, everyone! _drags in tinfoil-wrapped pole_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/4 "2003-12-14T03:40:41Z")
Welcome **qwest**. You’re not early, you’re just in time to help with the garland. Gotta make everything look pretty. Hugs to you **VladAntlerkov** , thanks for coming and bringing the tinfoil-wrapped pole. ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/5 "2003-12-14T04:17:13Z")
**misstee** , you’re looking stunning tonight! Let me put the eggnog in the fridge and I’ll help with the garland. Hey, **VladAntlerkov** what’s with the pole? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/6 "2003-12-14T04:23:52Z")
“Hi! I brought some eggnog! Wheres NoClueBoy?” "heres my green jacket. Wheres the bathroom? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/7 "2003-12-14T04:30:10Z")
Had to watch _Down With Love_ with some freinds. Howdy y’all! I brought Guacamole and some queso. Hope you like it hot. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/8 "2003-12-14T04:36:52Z")
Whats queso? it smells good. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/9 "2003-12-14T04:45:59Z")
Queso is cheese, I believe. Is it only Christmas music over here, or is anything and everything allowed? I brought my brother’s extensive CD collection over… shhhh, don’t tell him. 😉 > [@](#): > > AC/DC-Back in Black > Aerosmith-Greatest Hits, Vol.1 > Aerosmith-Gems > Afghan Whigs-Gentlemen > Allman Brothers Band-Live at the Fillmore East > Tori Amos-To Venus and Back (2 CD’s-includes 1 Live CD) > …And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead-Source:Tags and Codes > Apologeti X-Ticked > Albert Ayler-Live in Greenwich Village: The Complete Impulse Recordings > the Beach Boys-Pet Sounds > Beastie Boys-Paul’s Boutique > Beastie Boys-The Sounds of Science (2 CD’s) > Beck-Mutations > Beck-Midnite Vultures > Jeff Beck-Wired > Jeff Beck-Who Else! > Bela Fleck & the Flecktones-Live Art (2 CD’s) > Belle and Sebastien-Fold Your Hands, Child, You Look like a Peasant > Bender-Jehovah’s Hitlist > Ben Folds Five-Whatever and Ever Amen > Ben Folds Five-The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner > Barney Bentall and the Legendary Hearts-Greatest Hits 1986-1996 > Chuck Berry-The Great Twenty-Eight > Big Star-#1 Record/Radio City > Big Wreck-In Loving Memory Of… > Bjork-Homogenic > Blenderhead-Figureheads on the Forefront of Pop Culture > Blue Rodeo-Diamond Mine > Blue Rodeo-Five Days in July > Blur-Blur > The Boredoms-Pop Tatari > David Bowie-The Best of David Bowie 1969-1974 > James Brown-20 All Time Greatest Hits > Built to Spill-There’s Nothing Wrong with Love > Bush X-Sixteen Stone (includes a “Bonus” Live CD) (2 CD’s) > Butthole Surfers-Locust Abortion Technician > Buzzcocks-Singles Going Steady > Captain Beefheart-Trout Mask Replica > the Cars-Greatest Hits > Caedmon’s Call-40 Acres > Elliott Carter-Symphonia: sum fluxae pretium spei, Clarinet Concerto > Cheap Trick-Cheap Trick > Cheap Trick-In Color > Cheap Trick-Heaven Tonight > Cheap Trick-At Budokan-the Complete Concert (2 CD’s) > the Clash-London Calling > the Clash-Clash on Broadway (Boxed Set, 3 CD’s) > Collective Soul-Collective Soul > Ry Cooder-Chicken Skin Music > Alice Cooper-Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 > Elvis Costello-My Aim is True > Elvis Costello & the Attractions-Armed Forces > Elvis Costello & the Attractions-Very Best of > Sheryl Crow-The Globe Sessions > Counting Crows-August and Everything After > Creedence Clearwater Revival-Chronicle,Vol.1 > the Cure-Staring at the Sea. Singles 1977-1987 > the Cure-Galore-the Singles 1987-1997 > Miles Davis-Milestones > Miles Davis-Kind of Blue > Miles Davis-Bitches Brew (2 CD’s) > DC Talk-Intermission: The Greatest Hits > Delirious?-Mezzanine > Delirious?-Glo > Depeche Mode-The Singles 81-85 > the Doors-The Doors > Bob Dylan-Biograph (3 CD’s and a 64 page booklet) > Bob Dylan-Another Side of Bob Dylan > Bob Dylan-Highway 61 Revisited > Bob Dylan-Blonde on Blonde > Bob Dylan-Blood on the Tracks > Bob Dylan-Love and Theft (includes Bonus Live CD) > The Eagles-Greatest Hits Vol. 1 1971-1975 > The Eagles-The Very Best of the Eagles > Duke Ellington-Live at Newport 1956 > Brian Eno with David Byrne-My Life in the Bush of Ghosts > Epos-Epos > Ethers Void-Soda > Everclear-So Much for the Afterglow > Everclear-Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 2-Time for a Bad Attitude > 54-40-Trusted by Millions > Faith No More-Angel Dust > Flaming Lips-Transmissions from the Satellite Heart > Flaming Lips-The Soft Bulletin > Fleetwood Mac-Rumours > Folk Implosion-One Part Lullaby > Foo Fighters-There is Nothing Left to Lose > Fool’s Garden-Dish of the Day > Fountains of Wayne-Fountains of Wayne > Aretha Franklin-Amazing Grace: The Complete Recordings (2 CD’s) > Danny Gatton-88 Elmira Street > Gomez-Abandoned Shopping Trolley Hotline Sampler (Mini CD, more like an EP) > Gomez-Liquid Skin > Nina Gordon-Tonight and the Rest of my Life > Goo Goo Dolls-Superstar Car Wash > David Gray-White Ladder > Green Day-Insomniac > Greenwheel-Soma Holiday > Guns N’ Roses-Use Your Illusion I > Merle Haggard-Greatest Hits of the 80’s > Grant Hart-Good News for Modern Man > Mark Heard-Dry Bones Dance > Michael Hedges-Torched > Helmet-Strap It on > Hesher-Self-Titled Debut > Hole-Celebrity Skin > Husker Du-Flip Your Wig > Husker Du-Warehouse: Songs and Stories > Iron Maiden-Number of the Beast > Iron Maiden-A Real Dead One > Iron Maiden-Brave New World > the Jam-Greatest Hits > Jars of Clay-Much Afraid > Jawbreaker-Unfun > Joy Division-Closer > Phil Keaggy-Crimson and Blue > King Crimson-Lark’s Tongues in Aspic > Kronos Quartet-In Formation > Kyuss-Blues for the Red Sun > Led Zeppelin-Box Set-(includes 4 CD’s and a 28 page color booklet) > David Lindley-El Rayo-X > Local H-Pack up the Cats > London Quireboys-It’s Only Rock and Roll > Shelby Lynne-I am Shelby Lynne > Lynyrd Skynyrd-Skynyrd’s Innyrds (Greatest Hits) > Ashley MacIsaac-Hi, How are You Today? (it’s really Scott’s, but it’s mine!!!) > Mars Volta-Deloused in the Comatorium > Megadeth-Countdown to Extinction > Mekons-New York, On the Road 86-87 (Live) > John Cougar Mellencamp-The Lonesome Jubilee > Mercury Rev-All Is Dream > Metallica-Master of Puppets > Moby-Play (2 CD’s, includes CD of B-Sides) > Moist-Silver (really my sister’s, but for all intents and purposes, it’s mine) > Moist-Creature > Monster Magnet-Dopes to Infinity > Monster Magnet-Powertrip > Rich Mullins-A Liturgy, a Legacy and A Ragamuffin Band > My Bloody Valentine-Loveless > Newsboys-Take Me to Your Leader (really Nathan’s, but for all intents and purposes, it’s mine) > New Pornographers-Mass Romantic > New Radicals-Maybe You’ve been Brainwashed too > Nine Inch Nails-Pretty Hate Machine > Nine Inch Nails-Broken (EP) > Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral > Nine Inch Nails-The Fragile (2 CD’s) > Nirvana-Nevermind > Oasis-What’s the Story Morning Glory (see Moist) > OST-Natural Born Killers, an Oliver Stone Film > OST-O Brother, Where Art Thou? > Ours-Distorted Lullabies > Parliament-The Best of Parliament: Tear the Roof Off > Gram Parsons-GP/Grievous Angel > Passion Worship Band-Passion: OneDay Live > Pearl Jam-Riot Act > Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers-Greatest Hits > Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here > Pixies-Surfer Rosa > P.O.D.-Satellite > the Police-Every Breath You Take…The Classics > Porn Flakes-The Number of the Beef > Presidents of the United States of America-The Presidents of the United States of America > The Pretenders-The Singles > Pulp-This is Hardcore > Queens of the Stone Age-Songs for the Deaf (includes Bonus DVD) > Radiohead-OK Computer > Radiohead-Kid A > Radiohead-Amnesiac > Radiohead-Hail to the Thief > Rage Against the Machine-The Battle of Los Angeles > Rage Against the Machine-Renegades > Ramones-All the Stuff and More, Vol. 1 > Ramones-All the Stuff and More, Vol. 2 > Red Hot Chili Peppers-By The Way > Joshua Redman-Timeless Tales (for changing times) > Reliant K-Two Lefts Don’t Make a Right, But Three Do > R.E.M.-Automatic for the People > R.E.M.-Life’s Rich Pageant > R.E.M.-New Adventures in Hi-Fi > R.E.M.-Reconstruction of the Fables > The Replacements -Tim > The Residents-Eskimo > Rolling Stones-Exile on Main Street > Rolling Stones-Sticky Fingers > Rush-Different Stages (Live album, 3 CD’s) > Joe Satriani-Surfing with the Alien > Bob Seger-Greatest Hits > Jane Siberry-When I Was a Boy > Sigur Ros-Agaetis Byrjun > Sixpence None the Richer-Divine Discontent > Sloan-Between the Bridges > Sloan-4 Nights at the Palais Royale (Live, 2 CD’s) > Sloan-One Chord to Another > Sloan-Twice Removed > Slo-Mo-Novelty > Smashing Pumpkins-Bad Apples-Greatest Hits (includes Judas O, 2 CD’s) > the Smiths-Singles > Sonic Youth-Sister > Sonic Youth-Daydream Nation > Sonic Youth-Murray Street > Soul Coughing-Ruby Vroom > Soundgarden-A Sides > Bruce Springsteen-Greetings from Asbury Park, N. J. > Bruce Springsteen-Born to Run > Bruce Springsteen-Born in the U. S. A. > Squeeze-Singles 45 and Under > Stereolab-Emperor Tomato Ketchup > Cat Stevens-Remember Cat Stevens-The Ultimate Collection > Rod Stewart-Every Picture Tells a Story > Stone Roses-The Stone Roses > Stooges-Raw Power > The Strokes-Is This It > Suede-Suede > Matthew Sweet-Girlfriend > Switchfoot-Learning to Breathe > Switchfoot-The Beautiful Letdown > System of a Down-System of a Down > Talking Heads-Remain In Light > Talking Heads-Sand in the Vasoline-Popular Favorites 1976-1992 (2 CD’s) > Tea Party-Transmissions > Teenage Fanclub-Bandwagonesque > that dog.-Totally Crushed Out! > They Might be Giants-Lincoln > Thin Lizzy-Jailbreak > Third Day-Offerings: A Worship Album > Thrush Hermit-Sweet Homewrecker > Rokia Traore-Wanita > treble charger-Maybe it’s Me > U2-The Best of 1980-1990 > U2-All that you Can’t Leave Behind > Steve Vai-Passion and Warfare > Van Halen-Best of, Vol.1 > Various Artists-Best of the Seventies-1972 > Various Artists- the Bridge School Concerts Vol.1 > Various Artists-Crazy for Gershwin-16 Classic Recordings > Various Artists-Down from the Mountain-Live concert performances by the artists & musicians of O Brother, where art thou? > Various Artists-Exodus > Various Artists-Ear Conditioning EP > Various Artists-Inner City Blues: The Music of Marvin Gaye > Various Artists-Joe’s Blue Plate Special: The best unsigned and independent music (4 CD’s) > Various Artists-Nativity in Black: A Tribute to Black Sabbath > Various Artists-Rough Guide Music Sampler: World Music Network > Various Artists-The Soundtrack from Gotee Records > Various Artists-This Note’s For You Too!- A Tribute to Neil Young (2 CD’s) > Various Artists-Wow 1997- The Year’s 30 Top Christian Artists and Songs (2 CD’s) > Various Artists-Wow 1998- The Year’s 30 Top Christian Artists and Songs (2 CD’s) > Velvet Underground-The Velvet Underground & Nico > Velvet Underground-White Light/White Heat > the Verve-Urban Hymns > Rufus Wainwright-Rufus Wainwright > Tom Waits-Swordfishtrombones > Tom Waits-Rain Dogs > Tom Waits-Bone Machine > Walt Mink-Miss Happiness > Ween-Chocolate and Cheese > Widespread Panic-Don’t Tell the Band (2 CD’s) > Lucinda Williams-Car Wheels on a Gravel Road > Lucinda Williams-World Without Tears > Wire-Pink Flag > Stevie Wonder-Talking Book > Yes-Close to the Edge > Neil Young-After the Gold Rush > Neil Young-Harvest > Neil Young-Tonight’s the Night > Neil Young-Zuma\* > Neil Young-Comes a Time > Neil Young-Decade (2 CD’s) > Neil Young-Rust Never Sleeps\* > Neil Young-Live Rust\* > Neil Young-Eldorado (Japanese Import EP) \* with Crazy Horse > Neil Young-Freedom > Neil Young-Ragged Glory\* > Neil Young-Harvest Moon > Neil Young-Unplugged > Neil Young-Sleeps with Angels\* > Neil Young-Mirror Ball (it’s really Scott’s and if I see him, maybe I’ll give it back to him) > Neil Young-Broken Arrow > Neil Young-Silver & Gold > Neil Young-Road Rock-Friends and Relatives > Neil Young-Are You Passionate? > Frank Zappa-Strictly Commercial > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-Freak Out! > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-We’re Only In It For The Money > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-Weasels Ripped My Flesh > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-The Best Band you Never Heard in your Life (2 CD’s) > Frank Zappa-Overnite Sensation > Zumpano-Goin’ Through Changes > ZZ Top-The Best of ZZ Top > ZZ Top-Greatest Hits > > 289 separate albums and/or EP’s, Something for everyone! 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/10 "2003-12-14T04:49:01Z")
NOT EVERYONE! You forget my favorite song is Ice Ice Baby. But the Ramones will do,for sure! gabba gabba ---
**Author:** ![HotRail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@HotRail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HotRail)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/11 "2003-12-14T04:56:00Z")
Its not really christmas without the festive red and green colored cocaine. This is that kind of party…right? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/12 "2003-12-14T05:00:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*NOT EVERYONE! > You forget my favorite song is Ice Ice Baby. > > But the Ramones will do,for sure! > gabba gabba \*\* Didn’t know that… but hey! Feel free to bring yer own music to this thing. 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/13 "2003-12-14T05:01:54Z")
Gotta have fudge, candy and cookies. I have a big assorted plate here. Two kinds of cookies, brown sugar drops with black walnuts, and frosted Christmas sugar cookies. Then there’s my Aunt Ruth’s chocolate fudge, and Boston Cream, which has sugar, corn syrup, heavy cream, vanilla, and chopped black walnuts. Did anyone bring good coffee, or do I need to go out again? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/14 "2003-12-14T05:11:18Z")
[sampled beats from _Under Pressure_ by David Bowie and Queen] \*All right now stop! Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know Turn off the lights and I’ll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a van door Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms I’m killin’ your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope\* melody Anythin’ less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gain way You better hit bull’s eye, the kid don’t play If there was a problem, yo, I’ll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice ice baby Vanillla ice ice baby Vanillla ice ice baby Vanillla ice ice baby\* \*Straight Dope, that is! Where is that mistletoe? All thes Doper babes and I’m the only boy! I feel like Joel Grey in pancake make up. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/15 "2003-12-14T05:27:12Z")
Hi **misstee**! Hope you don’t mind if I join in? I always love a good party. Nice of you to open your place up for all us Dopers! I’ve brought a huuuge crate of champagne, as well as fresh prawns and a cheese platter… Please help yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/16 "2003-12-14T05:29:19Z")
_mwaaaah, gives **NoClueBoy** a Chrissy kiss under the mistletoe_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/17 "2003-12-14T06:05:18Z")
Party’s been going for about seven hours now … does anyone think I’ll get salmonella if I drink this egg nog? ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/18 "2003-12-14T06:05:34Z")
Hi gang! I brought some fine German cheeses. Won’t someone help me cut the cheese? What? ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/19 "2003-12-14T06:07:27Z")
OK, I must have eaten something that affected my math skills. Why do I feel like I have been here for two hours longer than I have? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/20 "2003-12-14T13:08:29Z")
Hey, **mistee**. Looks like your party has been going all night… The queso is muy sudoroso. Maybe I’ll try something from the fridge instead. Your house looks fantastic. Oh my, what’s that over my head… could it be mistletoe? Oh, I almost forgot. I brought the obligatory fruit cake and a homemade rum cake for those who actually like to eat their Christmas goodies. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=2)