# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![sultana\_of\_slash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sultana\_of\_slash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sultana_of_slash)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/181 "2003-12-19T19:53:02Z")
Hey! My first Doper Christmas party! What an astonishing number of nearly naked men! And conga-ing men and women, some of whom possess socks. Misstee, you really know how to throw a great party. Thanks, lady. Can’t believe how cute you all are, guys. And shy, some of you. (Not Horseflesh.) You need a few more Buttery Nipples. FDisk, Qazz, wanna sit on the couch and make out? Uhh… I should say first… I brought a half brain in Lucite. It’s a long story. Sorry. I promise, it’s not a virgin brain. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/182 "2003-12-19T22:47:04Z")
Lick tac toe… I am ready! A big welcome and kisses to all the new people who have joined. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/183 "2003-12-19T23:03:06Z")
Ok, here goes lick-tac-toe… I’ll set up the board. ::Opens up the whipped cream hose wothout first checking the pressure level with predictable results:: Hey! where’d **misstee** go? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/184 "2003-12-19T23:06:25Z")
Right here, waiting for you… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/185 "2003-12-19T23:19:26Z")
::Hearing a voice coming from the mound of whipped cream infront of him:: I’ll save you **misstee**! ::Strips off He-man outfit ( No appreciable difference is noticed) dives in:: 😃 Hope I’m hungry 😃 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/186 "2003-12-19T23:28:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > > 😃 Hope I’m hungry 😃 me too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/187 "2003-12-19T23:40:02Z")
_Hands **Jennyrosity** two short, fuzzy Santa hats in her size to keep warm with_ Nice thong, btw. You must’ve been on Santa’s nice list. Me too. _grin_ Welcome, **sultana of slash**! Who says I can’t be shy? Can too! _shuts eyes hard and tries mightily to be shy_ Well, no, I guess I can’t. Another Buttery Nipple for me! _smoooooooch_ **SiXSwordS** , scroll up a ways. You’re supposed to pick out our playing surface. How about that one over there? _waves in general direction of several semi nude likely candidates_ _selects Pirate Santa costume from the infinite wardrobe_ Arrrh! A Merry Christmas to ye all! Who wants some of me hard-fought booty? Here be a bottle o’ rum to pass 'round. Avast, ye drunkards! _leaps into the mound of whipped cream to save our dear hostess **misstee** _ Wait, that just tasted like a **SiXSwordS**. Is that your foot?!?! How’s the shoulder, **misstee**? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/188 "2003-12-19T23:49:00Z")
Thanks for asking **Horseflesh**. I went to the dr today. It’s not dislocated, but maybe a torn rotator cup. I thought I was the only playing surface for lick-tac-toe. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/189 "2003-12-20T00:05:14Z")
Sorry **misstee** I didn’t mean to wreck your shoulder with the whipped cream hose. Here maybe this will help. ::Continues licking **misstee** out of her predicamint:: Hey what’s that on my foot ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/190 "2003-12-20T00:14:20Z")
Hey! if \*\* Horseflesh\*\* gets a new costume I want one too. I’ll be back for you **misstee**. _Runs to closet of unlimited costumery clad only in whipped dairy product_ **||FLASH OF LIGHT||** : **SiXSwordS** can be heard echoing off into the distance: “Nooooo, not again. She was covered in whipped cream for God’s sake!” :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/191 "2003-12-20T00:54:03Z")
Bah! Screw this licking rescue. _turns on chocolate hose and sprays **misstee** down_ There! No more whipped cream. Erm, you seem to be…ah…somewhat chocolatey. _visions of strawberries dipped in chocolate dance in my head_ Sorry, I can’t help myself. _advances on **misstee** _ Hey everybody! I need help cleaning our hostess up! Where is that darn **SiXSwordS** anyway? He lives for this stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/192 "2003-12-20T04:58:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*Oh I can be slow, I just can’t do that trick on this message board. \*\* But you can do it on other message boards? 😉 :looks at all the whip cream and chocolate: Now this is what I call a party. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/193 "2003-12-20T17:37:23Z")
**sultana of slash** did you mean make out with you, or eachother? I hope the former! Okay, for a little while, shall i remove the tanookie suit first? oh, and what is this Buttery Nipple drink consist of? I shan’t know. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/194 "2003-12-20T17:47:32Z")
I never got a chance to get undressed, now look, my clothes are covered in chocolate, and they are on the receiving end of the licking… that just ain’t right, dude. ::: throws her clothes off ( well, not all of them ) ::: Let the licking begin. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/195 "2003-12-20T18:06:54Z")
_taps at the window_ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/196 "2003-12-20T18:08:10Z")
_lets **SanguineSpider** in as she notices **misstee** is far too occupied_ _pours drinks_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/197 "2003-12-20T18:14:17Z")
Thanks, **Agua** , it was gettin’ a wee bit nipply out there! I could’ve cut some glass _BRRRRRRR_ Drink? Hey, thanks! Hey, everyone… Merry Christmas! _waves to the crowd licking **misstee** and blushes_ I see I’m just in time to… _tilts her head in confusion_ Whoa… this is some party. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/198 "2003-12-20T18:15:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\* > > Whoa… this is some party. \*\* Yeah, its getting pretty wild. Hey, maybe we should just get drunk and join in the fun? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/199 "2003-12-20T20:34:24Z")
\*_SanguineSpider_, you seem to have mistletoe strewn all about you. Guess that means kisses all over, huh? _much later, after many Butter Nipples and thrashing about of mistletoe, Horseflesh rouses groggily to find himself with bruises in the oddest places_ Mmmmmrrph! Bugger me, wha’ happen? _doffs crumpled Santa hat_ _find two inflated kiddie pools in the magic closet, fills one with eggnog and the other with Hershey’s chocolate_ Anyone up for a dip? I’ve got some wrasslin’ moves I’ve been wanting to try out… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/200 "2003-12-20T22:07:46Z")
_shimmies, making the mistletoe dance upon her body_ Yeah, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!! A HA! _dashes out of the room at high speed, giggling like a school girl on Christmas break_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=11)