# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/201 "2003-12-21T00:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > _find two inflated kiddie pools in the magic closet, fills one with eggnog and the other with Hershey’s chocolate_ > > Anyone up for a dip? I’ve got some wrasslin’ moves I’ve been wanting to try out… :::: steps up :::: I will take that challange, as I was at the Dopefest where pudding wrestling occured. I have seen your moves and wager that I could be the winner in a pool filled with liquid chocolate. Or maybe I will challange **SixSwordS**. Haven’t seen him in here in awhile. Hey there **SanguineSpider** , welcome to the party. Shrug off all your worries and have a good time with us. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/202 "2003-12-21T12:49:37Z")
_Entering front door with a light knock, wearing an Armani suit and an expensive overcoat carrying a large maroon velvet bag. Someone has given him a Two Hundred dollar hair cut and he is wearing diamond cuff links and Italian shoes._ I’m back! Presents for everyone! Did I hear someone challenge me to a wrasslin’ match in the choco-pool. I seem to be a bit overdressed ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/203 "2003-12-21T13:52:31Z")
:::: Jumps up to help **SixSwordS** become un-over dressed for the adventures about to beging :::: Whadja get me??? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/204 "2003-12-21T13:53:34Z")
Sheesh, that would be adventures about to begin\* ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/205 "2003-12-21T14:18:08Z")
Thanks for the help **misstee**. careful with the cufflinks please, they were a gift from the Grand High Conical Eminence from the Geonescence of Cartesia. Let me check my Bag for your present… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/206 "2003-12-21T14:21:57Z")
oh, I love presents. Wait til you see what you’re getting from me. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/207 "2003-12-21T16:18:36Z")
**misstee** , Santa brought you a designer shoulder sling with a little leather a little lace and an auto scratcher for those hard to reach places. I think I can see you you have for me, but I shouldn’t be presumptious. What’ya get for me. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/208 "2003-12-21T16:23:13Z")
_runs back into the room, still giggling like a drunken fool with mistletoe strewn all over her and waves to **SiXSwordS** before racing off again with **Horseflesh** in pursuit_ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/209 "2003-12-21T17:01:34Z")
Man that **SanguineSpider** has the sexiest giggle i have ever heard! ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/210 "2003-12-21T17:03:30Z")
Hello, hello, my friends. (Kisses several people on both cheeks.) Don’t worry, I brought lots of presents! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/211 "2003-12-21T18:25:10Z")
Hello **Bella** , while I am awaiting the choco-pool challenge may I interest you in some champagne. The cheek kissing thing is so European, really brings some class to this debacle. Maybe you’d like to check out the costume closet for a cool costume? ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/212 "2003-12-21T18:26:47Z")
:sets up the camera for pictures: We need to immortalize these events. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/213 "2003-12-21T19:14:00Z")
_races through the living room, Santa hat flapping carelessly in the wind_ The wench will tire soon, I promise you that! **SanguineSpider** , I hope you like chocolate, you’re about to take a bath in it. **SiXSwords** , I hereby challenge you and **misstee** to an Inter-Gender Tag Team Championship match, winner licks all. I’d lose the suit, but watchya got for me in the bag? I could use a lasso right about now. _Lays **BellaDellaItalia** back in a pose for the camera and draws her breath out of her_ Whew! After I catch my breath I’ll be back in pursuit of the maddening spiderwoman. Avast, ye Crimson Arachnid! ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/214 "2003-12-21T19:16:58Z")
:takes pictures of everyone then prepares the video camera to film the wrestling match: ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/215 "2003-12-21T19:54:02Z")
**Horesflesh** I’m pretty sure **misstee** has either assisted me out of my duds or can finish the job so quickly as to make your head spin so I’m ready to go. First, what’s in the bag for ol’ St. Dick… I mean Nick. _Rummages through bag_ Ah, just what you asked for. A damsel wranglin’ lasso made of silk so as not to damage any sensitive skin. Good luck with that slippery Sanguine. Good louck with the pictures **Elaella** I’ve worked on the mirror issue, but I haven’t yet managed the photography angle. In fact, on certain occaisions, video camera have been known to absorb my soul and cause me to ne thrown into alternate dimensions… ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/216 "2003-12-21T20:12:12Z")
_Begins to fade until he is nearly transparent… Suddenly his body warps and flys into the lens of the video camera_ Oh, POOP! Always when it’s getting interesting ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/217 "2003-12-21T20:17:17Z")
_“Tee hee, tee hee! You’ll never catch meeeee!”_ \*trips up her myriad legs, inane giggling cutting off abruptly _“Tee h-OW!”_ \* Ok… must learn NOT to drink too much BEFORE arriving at the party. People, I am made hot from my merry jaunt about the house… lead me on to the dual pools of sticky wrestling “death” matches. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/218 "2003-12-21T21:34:46Z")
HO HO HO, look what I have found for **SixSwordS** in Santa’s bag. Some candles, whip cream, a “how to” video of sorts and a toy labled for “adult use only”. Boy, some people get all the good gifts. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/219 "2003-12-21T22:31:35Z")
You got **Horseflesh** a lasso? I got **SanguineSpider** a lasso. This could get bad fast. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/220 "2003-12-21T23:41:46Z")
Wouldya look at that **SixSwordS** , while they are busy tying each other up, we can get out a can of whoop- ass and win. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=12)