# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/21 "2003-12-14T13:24:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by qwest \* > \*\ ***misstee** , you’re looking stunning tonight! Let me put the eggnog in the fridge and I’ll help with the garland. > Hey, **VladAntlerkov** what’s with the pole? \*\* Since I’m half-awake right now: [http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm](http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm) _gargles with some eggnog. For about 20 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/22 "2003-12-14T14:43:17Z")
Hey, **VladAnterkov** , I’m not having any luck under this mistletoe so how about some feats of strength? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/23 "2003-12-14T14:48:24Z")
Hey **misstee**. This is great. I’ve brought mince pies, and some mulled wine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/24 "2003-12-14T15:00:59Z")
_arrives drunk and starts to robot dance in the front room_ ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/25 "2003-12-14T15:37:09Z")
When I came in the thread below this one was “Virtual LSD”. Cool, virtual LSD at a virtual party. See that spot on the wall? It’s moving. Groovy. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/26 "2003-12-14T16:42:30Z")
Thanks **qwest**. Welcome **vanilla**. The bathroom is to your left as you enter the kitchen. Please note all the pretty Santa decorations in there. **NoClueBoy** , the mistletoe is calling to you, do you see it. If you stand underneath it long enough, you’re bound to be kissed by all female dopers. Here I will be the second ( **wendyrules** already got to ya! ) Mwaaaaaaaa. Thanks **Flamsterette\_X** for bringing music. I was already sick of Christmas tunes. It’s any kind of party you want it to be, since its virtual and all **Hot Rail**. You know what is the best thing about a doper virtual party? People bring nummy food and beverage. Thanks **wendyrules** , **Baker** and **Angua**. **Digan** , no one will get salmonella poisoning here. It’s a perfectly safe place to have a party. ::: grabs **SixSwordS** and plants a big kiss on his lips ::: 😉 Will someone help **MC Master of Ceremonies** to the living room? He is really entertaining, but I am afraid he may be blocking the door way so others can not get in. Welcome **racer72**. Just what are you seeing on my wall? Snacks are on the table, please help yourselves and feel free to mingle. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/27 "2003-12-14T16:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\* > > You know what is the best thing about a doper virtual party? People bring nummy food and beverage. Thanks **wendyrules** , **Baker** and **Angua**. > \*\* No problem. 🙂 I would have brought cookies as well, but I was up all night making the mince pies. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/28 "2003-12-14T17:20:44Z")
_swooning slightly without the beneifit of alcohol_ My goodness **misstee** that _was_ a feat of strength. Seems I’ve got a festivus pole of my own. And look, you seem to have wandered under the mistletoe yourself. :: Bends **misstee** ever so slightly from the small of the back and shares the warmth of the season :: **Now _that’s_ a party** ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/29 "2003-12-14T19:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > **Now _that’s_ a party** \*\* Yes it is. ::::: blushing smiley :::: ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/30 "2003-12-14T20:20:01Z")
Flamesterette…No Jethro Tull? SITTING ON A PARK BENCH! _electric guitar DENG DENG DENG!_ another guy is here for mistletoe kissing! ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/31 "2003-12-14T20:22:16Z")
btw, I’ve brought a crock pot full of wee sausages in that great chili sauce-grape jelly combo! yes, the egg nog is still good! _PeeWeeHerman voice_ Mmmmmm! Noggy! ---
**Author:** ![Carwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carwash)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/32 "2003-12-14T22:30:56Z")
I’ve arrived fashionably late. Can I have some eggnog? I’ve brough pineapple and cheese on cocktail sticks (cause I’m soooo sophisticated). Oh and a mwah XXX to Friar Ted ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/33 "2003-12-14T23:55:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FriarTed \* > \*\*Flamesterette…No Jethro Tull? > > SITTING ON A PARK BENCH! > _electric guitar DENG DENG DENG!_ > > another guy is here for mistletoe kissing! \*\* My brother doesn’t seem to have any, unfortunately for you. 🙂 Anything else you need? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/34 "2003-12-15T00:09:04Z")
OHHHH I love the wee sausages! I think I must get you under the mistletoe **FriarTed**. I have not tried pineapple and cheese on a cocktail stick, **carwash**. Do tell what kind of cheese goes with pineapple. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/35 "2003-12-15T00:15:27Z")
I’m looking for the men with the little wieners and the tiny nuts. Have you seen the waiters? ---
**Author:** ![ultradawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@ultradawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultradawn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/36 "2003-12-15T01:16:14Z")
Hey-Hey I brought a yule log and some season’s greetings. gives **misstee** a kiss under the mistletoe as he walks by ---
**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/37 "2003-12-15T01:42:50Z")
Can I bring the dogs? ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/38 "2003-12-15T01:53:23Z")
Brought the traditional 9 types of fish!! Well, shrimp anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/39 "2003-12-15T01:57:39Z")
I bring cinnamon rolls . . . cause I need to get rid of the 10 canisters in my fridge, heh. _hides in the corner_ ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/40 "2003-12-15T02:14:37Z")
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