# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/61 "2003-12-15T16:02:02Z")
WOOT That sure was one steamy kiss **utlradawn**. Of course our four legged friends are welcome, **sj2**. I love cinnamon rolls **Animist Dragon** , especially the white sweet stuff on top. 🙂 Just one question for you **BellaDellaItalia** , do you spit or swallow? **Elaella** , I love veggies. I have cleared off a stop on both tables for the dancers, **wendyrules**. Thanks for the krumkraker, **flodnak**. Me thinks **jennyrosity** has had a bit much to drink. Hey everybody, let encourage her. I bet she is going to be the first one dancing in the corner alone with her top off ;). **Qazzz** – all doper dudes are hot!!! And I haven’t seen **Lobsang** , if anyone else sees him, be sure to send him in. My buddy, my pal **Horseflesh** , he knows I like the kisses. Both kinds. First he gives me chocolate kisses and a hat with mistletoe attached so everyone I meet is going to get big sloppy wet kisses from me. Thanks, Dude 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/62 "2003-12-15T16:04:42Z")
**Edward The Head** , I have a scanner. hop on up 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/63 "2003-12-15T16:12:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by qwest \* > \*\*The hunter spys the prey. He slides stealthly into a position to pounce. He bares his fangs and leaps. > > “How you doin?” \*\* Squints lobsidedly at qwest: "Oooh, cool, twins!! Er…which one of you am I talking to?! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/64 "2003-12-15T16:27:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Done it! Now, I dare you to run naked through the party thread. 🙂 \*\* Shoot, and I almost had the heel full! If only I’d had a tub of whipped cream and a spoodle I surely would have won. \ How does this always happen to me? I seem to be one of the first ones to get naked in these threads. :sigh: Very well, **NoClueBoy** , if you’d be so kind as to put some appropriate Christmas music to strip to I’ll hop up on the table. How about _Santa Clause Is Coming To Town_? \ Awright, who wants a Santa hat? Barely used, like new. Wait, perhaps that should be the _last_ thing I remove, it can cover the best parts. Okay folks, let’s see you start waving those dollar bills. BTW, GREAT party, **misstee**. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/65 "2003-12-15T16:45:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/66 "2003-12-15T16:57:37Z")
Oooooh, pretty! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/67 "2003-12-15T17:02:11Z")
Thanks **Isla\_Lund**. It’s just what this party needed, besides dancing males on my tables. **Horseflesh** , you may want to dance on the table in the dining room. It’s a bit bigger, and there isn’t as much of chance of feeling a cold draft. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/68 "2003-12-15T17:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\* Me thinks **jennyrosity** has had a bit much to drink. Hey everybody, let encourage her. I bet she is going to be the first one dancing in the corner alone with her top off 😉 \*\* Hey!! If I’m dancing with my top off you can guarantee I won’t be alone for long! ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/69 "2003-12-15T17:13:57Z")
_drinking too much_ Hey, **Misstee** , I don’t think you ever read the movie script with you as a main character. I’m too drunk to find the link, but it had “movie,” “script,” and “sequential” in the thread title if you want to search for it. It was a great thread but died really early because nobody likes my posts. But that’s okay because I have my kitty **Phloofie** and alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/70 "2003-12-15T17:16:17Z")
_sits in a corner, watching the antics, and being unusually quiet_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/71 "2003-12-15T17:28:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jennyrosity \* > \*\*Hey!! If I’m dancing with my top off you can guarantee I won’t be alone for long! \*\* 😃 You’re right. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/72 "2003-12-15T17:32:49Z")
\ Wake up, **Ang**! There’s no place for wallflowers here! If you don’t move you’ll be getting some Santa underwear tossed at you next. **Qazzz** , I read your script thread and emailed **misstee** about it. I thought it was a good idea but by the time I got to it it was kind of a trainwreck and I didn’t know where to go with it. I’d suggest starting another one in a few days. Yo, **Jenny**! I need some company up here! Nobody’s throwing money or candy at me. I feel kinda stupid wearing nothing but a Santa hat. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/73 "2003-12-15T17:35:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*\ > > Wake up, **Ang**! There’s no place for wallflowers here! If you don’t move you’ll be getting some Santa underwear tossed at you next. > > [\*\* Whee! First time _anyone’s_ called me a wallflower!! _Joins in fun. But pointedly does not take anything off._ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/74 "2003-12-15T17:40:39Z")
BTW folks, there’s some Christmas-y board artwork going on in the [A smiley](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229313) thread in MPSIMS. You can get a gander at my Santa hat if you want. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/75 "2003-12-15T17:49:38Z")
\ Let’s see if the party-goers in this room can keep from nibbling on those _now_. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/76 "2003-12-15T17:58:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\*_drinking too much_ > > Hey, **Misstee** , I don’t think you ever read the movie script with you as a main character. I’m too drunk to find the link, but it had “movie,” “script,” and “sequential” in the thread title if you want to search for it. It was a great thread but died really early because nobody likes my posts. But that’s okay because I have my kitty **Phloofie** and alcohol. \*\* I believe that was started around the time I was either out of town or at work for a week of ungodly hours. **Horseflesh** emailed me a link, but by the time I clicked on it, it had already pretty much died down. I am very flattered that you used me in a script. Hell, I didn’t even know you knew my name. ::: blushes, pets **Phloofie** and gives **Qazzz** a kiss ::: ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/77 "2003-12-16T00:28:40Z")
:whips up a batch of buttery nipples while telling jokes: A man goes to his doctor. “If I see someone riding a bike when I’m walking down the street, I get this terrible urge to throw myself under the wheels. Do you think I’m mad?” The doctor thinks for a moment, then says… “No, you’re just a cycle path.” :hands out the drinks: What do you get when you kiss a bird? “Chirpies”. It’s a canarial disease. Don’t laugh! There’s no tweetment! :sits out of the way to watch the craziness: ---
**Author:** ![ultradawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@ultradawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultradawn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/78 "2003-12-16T03:40:53Z")
no **misstee** that is not another yule log in my pocket— and **yes** , I am happy to see you wiping the steam from my glasses drags **misstee** into the living room to give her his christmas present:eek: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/79 "2003-12-16T03:49:27Z")
\*It’s getting hot in here! Let’s take off all our clothes!\* Hey?! Who put _that_ song on? Inappropriate! Ah… wth… \*Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay Bow wow yippie yo yippie yay WOOF!\* ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/80 "2003-12-16T03:51:15Z")
Urf. Okay, I did my dare, I’m done dancing. Anybody seen my socks? \ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=5)