# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/81 "2003-12-16T06:15:32Z")
Any Crown and Pepsi left?? When are we playing Dirty Santa? I brought my gift… ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/82 "2003-12-16T08:48:54Z")
By the way, if anyone’s wondering: yin-yang is half milk coffee, half milk tea. It’s very good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/83 "2003-12-16T08:54:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*\*It’s getting hot in here! > > Let’s take off all our clothes!\* > Hey?! Who put _that_ song on? > > Inappropriate! > Ah… wth… > > \*Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay > > Bow wow yippie yo yippie yay > > WOOF!\* \*\* Not me… my brother would _die_ if he had _that_ in his CD collection, fo’ shizzle! (then again, he’s taken to saying “shizzle my nizzle” a lot lately… so who knows if he’s REALLY being influenced by rappers) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/84 "2003-12-16T14:04:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultradawn \* > wiping the steam from my glasses drags **misstee** into the living room to give her his christmas present:eek: Oh goody! I love presents. 😉 **SuperLorie** , the drinks are in the kitchen, and as posted by **ultadawn** , the gift giving has began. And boy am I excited. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/85 "2003-12-16T17:42:14Z")
Hey **misstee** , sorry I disappeared for so long. I went to hang my coat up and I got lost in the wardrobe. Amazingly, I found myself in a snowy forest where I met a very strange red faced man who seemed to be wearing odd goat like boots. I told him about the Christmas party and he said that Christmas would not be coming again until the Queen was deposed. I ran screaming through the woods and got lost. I ended up following a large white stag and I found myself back in the wardrobe. I’m starting to wonder if the egg nog maybe went bad… Sorry \*\*Qazzz[/], I may have had a hand in derailing your movie thread. I promise if you start it again I’ll stay away. Anyone missing a pair of socks? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/86 "2003-12-16T17:44:57Z")
Hey, **Flamsterette\_X** , sure could use some of that yin-yang right now! _Fights off random Dopers who are trying to nibble my ears_ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/87 "2003-12-16T18:12:22Z")
As long as we’re giving out the presents we might as well open the champagne too. _Points bottle of Dom Perignon away from the crowd_ :: **POP** :: Who’d like a glass? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/88 "2003-12-16T18:17:11Z")
ohh! Yes please. There’s a couple of bottles of Moet here as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/89 "2003-12-16T18:26:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*Anyone missing a pair of socks? \*\* Yo! What’d you do to these? They’re wet! I’ll hang them on the Christmas tree to dry. **SuperLorie** , I’ve got plenty of Pepsi and I think I saw some Crown Royal hiding in the mud room. I’ll be back with 2 glasses. \ Gonna hafta replace those soon. Maybe something chocolatey? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/90 "2003-12-16T18:35:11Z")
((((( **SixSwordS** )))))), I really missed you. We must make another batch of eggnog. Throw out the bad stuff. Can you help me with the new? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/91 "2003-12-16T18:37:04Z")
Here you go **Angua** I also have some all-gender apropriate gifts here. Please excuse the lame wrapping job. I started on the Champagne early last night… speaking of which I forgot which presents are in which boxes… let me know which one you got. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/92 "2003-12-16T18:42:44Z")
Hey, I want one of those presents, too. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/93 "2003-12-16T18:43:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*Here you go **Angua** I also have some all-gender apropriate gifts here. Please excuse the lame wrapping job. I started on the Champagne early last night… speaking of which I forgot which presents are in which boxes… let me know which one you got. \*\* Ohh! Thank you. 🙂 Cool… Belgian chocolate. 😃 No, they’re not going anywhere _near_ my ears **Horseflesh**. Chocolate like this is to be savoured in its pure and unadulterated form. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/94 "2003-12-16T18:51:34Z")
Anything to help the festive atmosphere **misstee** , will we need to _go into the kitchen_? Here **Angua** maybe you can help with the champagne… I’m gonna be busy for awhile. BTW **Horseflesh** I found them that way. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/95 "2003-12-16T18:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\* > Here **Angua** maybe you can help with the champagne… I’m gonna be busy for awhile. > \*\* Really? 😉 Sure, I’ll sort out the champagne… just don’t expect much of it left when you get back. _hic_ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/96 "2003-12-16T19:05:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*BTW **Horseflesh** I found them that way. > > No, really. \*\* Uh huh. I ain’t takin’ any chances. 😃 \ Cheers! Here’s to some fat guy sneaking into your house late at night, eating all your snacks and leaving some trinkets in trade. Not even a kiss before he sneaks back out! \ FAH! Sorry bout that, **Ang**. I meant to drench **Jennyrosity** , the topless wonder. Here, I know what’s in this package. \ Compliments of the Horsehold. Why don’t you get out of those sopping wet clothes and dry them out in the bathroom? C’mon, I dare ya! I’ll guard your chocolates for you. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/97 "2003-12-16T19:08:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\* > \ > > FAH! Sorry bout that, **Ang**. I meant to drench **Jennyrosity** , the topless wonder. Here, I know what’s in this package.\*\* Aargh! I was wearing a white top as well!! :eek: > [@](#): > > \*\*\ > > Compliments of the Horsehold. Why don’t you get out of those sopping wet clothes and dry them out in the bathroom? C’mon, I dare ya! I’ll guard your chocolates for you. \*\* _runs to bathroom with terry robe_ **misstee** - you got a spare change of clothes I can borrow? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/98 "2003-12-16T19:22:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > I’m gonna be busy for awhile. Hours and hours. 😉 Btw-- I have some spare clothes for you **Angua** , and if you don’t trust **Horseflesh** with the chocolates, I will watch them for you. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/99 "2003-12-16T19:34:19Z")
I brought a cheese log. Well they told me at the store it was a log but it’s kind of bigger at one end. Where is the egg nog, the good looking women and the mistletoe? ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/100 "2003-12-16T19:47:48Z")
_coming in shyly_ I brought vin santo and biscotti for dunking, and christmas crackers. Why is there a man running around only wearing a Santa hat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=6)