# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/101 "2003-12-16T19:52:00Z")
**Zebra** , welcome to the party. please note the mistletoe above me head **zephyrine** , let me introduce you to our own nakkid santa aka **Horseflesh** ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/102 "2003-12-16T19:52:34Z")
Hi. I’m new here. \ I’ll Just sit over here on the couch and watch y’all a bit. \ :ponders, how do these smilies work: :-/ ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/103 "2003-12-16T19:54:28Z")
Whee! I’m back. Thanks for the change of clothes **misstee**. That’s much better. What is this eggnog of which you all speak? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/104 "2003-12-16T19:55:04Z")
What i really meant was _nekkid_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/105 "2003-12-16T19:58:13Z")
You’re welcome, **Angua**. Welcome to the party **[FDISK.COM](http://FDISK.COM)**. And welcome to the boards. ::::: big ole kiss to the new guy ( girl?) ::::: How far south is the deep south of Texas? I was born in Texas, but I am afraid it was way up in northern Texas. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/106 "2003-12-16T20:01:31Z")
_Bursts into room from the kitchen with a look of terror on his face and his shirt in shreds_ NOOO, **misstee** , NOOOOOO. God never intended an egg beater to be used that way. _hides under the table shivering_ help me, Santa help me ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/107 "2003-12-16T20:03:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*I brought a cheese log. Well they told me at the store it was a log but it’s kind of bigger at one end. > Where is the egg nog, the good looking women and the mistletoe? \*\* It looks like it’s been nibbled on already. No matter, it should come in handy in the blindfold game “Guess What I Am?” later on. Have a Kiss and a smile. 🙂 Where _aren’t_ there good looking women? Just look around, they all taste like egg nog to me. And the **misstee** toe is hiding in the kitchen somewhere. Yule probably find her in a pile of **SiXSwordS**. Sorry about that, **Angua**! I don’t know what I was thinking…I don’t even have a license to uncork champagne. I was probably disoriented from all the table dancing. \ ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/108 "2003-12-16T20:03:59Z")
_spotting **misstee** from under the table_ If your in here, then who was that in the kitchen? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/109 "2003-12-16T20:22:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\* > > Sorry about that, **Angua**! I don’t know what I was thinking…I don’t even have a license to uncork champagne. I was probably disoriented from all the table dancing. > > \ \*\* Hey, its ok. Why don’t you go back to table dancing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/110 "2003-12-16T20:24:46Z")
Great party, **mistee** , - nekkid Santas (a fine figure of a man, I couldn’t help noticing), men with their shirt in shreds… it can only get better! ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/111 "2003-12-16T20:51:21Z")
_still looking for **Lobsang** _ Yeah this party rocks my nads, **Misstee**. Phloofie was just climbing in your tree and it was so cute! She was playing with ornaments and mrowowing like such a sweetheart dear. I’m kinda anti-social. I need some more alkyhol. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/112 "2003-12-16T21:03:26Z")
\ I think **Lobsang** might be hiding in the kitchen with an eggbeater. \ Hmmm, if **SiXSwords** doesn’t mind me rattling his hiding place, I think I remember how to do the Santa Shuffle. **NoClueBoy** , spin me a tune! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/113 "2003-12-16T21:10:43Z")
_crawling out from under the table with a fresh bottle of champagne_ Hey **Qazzz** no need to anti-social, I mean if your pussy can have a good time then so can you, right. Here have some Champagne. Careful in the kitchen though, BTW anyone got an extra shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/114 "2003-12-16T21:16:59Z")
I find **mistee** and give her a big kiss on the tits, I mean lips. But I do grab her ass. Hey, nice ass. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/115 "2003-12-16T21:17:45Z")
Ah **Horseflesh** beat me to the punch again. Here Santa have some punch! Dance on Brother! And excuse my rudeness **zephyrine**. You’re new here, yes? Have you been introduced to the mistletoe? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/116 "2003-12-16T23:05:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > **NoClueBoy** , spin me a tune! [Grabs mike and fires up kareoke thingy] \*Tho the weather outside is frightful This party’s so delightful Find your way to the mistletoe take it slow, let it go, make it so\* ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/117 "2003-12-16T23:12:17Z")
_enters, sees the karaoke machine, makes a mad dash for it_ I got next! Oh, I brought a five-layer dip. No skimming off the top, please. ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/118 "2003-12-17T00:00:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SiXSwordS \* > \*\*Ah **Horseflesh** beat me to the punch again. Here Santa have some punch! Dance on Brother! > > And excuse my rudeness **zephyrine**. You’re new here, yes? Have you been introduced to the mistletoe? \*\* I am new, **SiXSwordS** , and I certainly would appreciate being introduced to the mistletoe. But please, let me pull your cracker first. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/119 "2003-12-17T00:13:33Z")
Conga line!!! 🙂 Its the caffiene and booze! Conga!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/120 "2003-12-17T00:25:41Z")
_Bustles in, sheds scarf and coat, throws them on the couch next to **[FDISK.COM](http://FDISK.COM)**_ Hi Dopers! Its my first Doper Christmas party! _Looks up at mistletoe dangling above head, then scans room for all the hot people, especially the ones wearing black, or nothing at all_ I brought German cookies, the orange-spice kind with a layer of chocolate. And vodka. And Dope of course, but we’ll get to that later. Hey, **Elaella** , can I get one of those buttery nipples? Woohoo! Wow what great tunes! (Dances awkwardly in place for a second, watching conga line.) …right! Who’s smokin’? And let me tell you, this stuff is KIND! Greener than your Christmas tree! Who’s comin’ in the backyard with me? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=7)