# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/121 "2003-12-17T00:32:17Z")
I’ll have some of whatever you’re smoking, **Ghanima** , let me just grab a bottle from this table (funny, there seems to be some kind of activity going on underneath it) to keep us warm. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/122 "2003-12-17T00:35:34Z")
Here you go, **Ghanima**. Looks like we’re the only ones who want any so we can share the whole batch. Bottoms up! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/123 "2003-12-17T03:25:20Z")
**Ghanima** , do you have a present for your Grandfather? [Puts on old Steve Martin album, _Let’s Get Small_] \*Ramblin, ramblin, ramblin, Rrrrhhhaaaammmm Bbbblllllllllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn\* ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/124 "2003-12-17T04:46:50Z")
As long as we’re on a Steve Martin kick, howse 'bout a few verses from _King Tut_? \*He coulda won a grammy (King Tut) Buried in his jammies (King Tut)\* Mind if I partake of your buttery nipples, **Elaella**? Mmmmm, tasty to the tongue, just like the real thing. _spies **misstee** setting a tray of fudge on the table and plants a full on, sizzlin’ electric body kiss on her_ See? That Santa hat/mistletoe combo really works. Hey, **SiX**! You up for another game of lick-tac-toe? You choose the playing surface (heh) and I’ll choose the sticky sweet substances to use for X’s and O’s. I’ve already got the can of whipped cream _shake shake_. Whenever you manage to pry yourself off **zephyrine** look for me outside prowling around with **Ghanima**. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/125 "2003-12-17T04:52:20Z")
Naw, **Horseflesh** , the real ones are better. 😉 You are welcome to enjoy as many buttery nipples as you want. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/126 "2003-12-17T06:00:27Z")
WOOO HOOO! May I say, DAMN, **Zebra**. You should do that again. Welcome **zephyrine**. It will get better, usually around page 6 or whenever the lick-tac-toe begins. **Qazzz** , don’t be shy. Hell, I didn’t know that I could rock your nads. Welcome to the party **Eman\_Bruin** , enjoy. Karoke is a blast. I won’t be joining you at the mic til I am good and drunk, though. I would like to have a buttery nipple or two with **Ghanima** and **Elaella**. Wahhh hooo, that electric kiss really shocked me, **Horseflesh**. ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/127 "2003-12-17T06:14:41Z")
:hands **misstee** a buttery nipple: Enjoy! :drinks her own then sits on the couch to watch everyone else: ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/128 "2003-12-17T06:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elaella \* > **Naw, Horseflesh, the real ones are better. 😉** Mind if I find out for myself? 😃 _slaps Santa hat on **Elaella** and delivers a big smooch_ C’mon, lets conga! _grabs hand_ As Master Yoda would say “Watch not. Do. And get drunk.” ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/129 "2003-12-17T07:02:35Z")
If you think you can handle it. 😉 :laughs and smooches **Horseflesh** then adjusts her hat: I would be a fool to ignore the advice of the great and wise Yoda. :downs another drink, then jumps up and congas: ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/130 "2003-12-17T07:18:45Z")
Nvme77 tramps in, striding to the middle of the room in her super heeled boots and whirls off her russian wool coat- “woo hoo! My first Chrismas with the Dope Crew! Whats up, party people??!!” “Just got back from Mexico and come bearing some secretly hidden from border patrol duty free prime tequila!!” Pump it up, **NoClueBoy**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/131 "2003-12-17T08:38:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Hey, **Flamsterette\_X** , sure could use some of that yin-yang right now! > > _Fights off random Dopers who are trying to nibble my ears_ \*\* Don’t worry, **Angua** … there’s always more! You want it hot, or iced? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/132 "2003-12-17T10:38:51Z")
SIZE=1]Wakes up in a crumpled heap in the corner she passed out in:[/SIZE] Wah??? Where am I? What’s going on? Last thing I remember Santa was doing a strip tease…ooooow, my head!! Must… have…Alka Seltzer. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S HOLY, SOMEONE GET ME SOME ALKA SELTZER!!! oww, no, mustn’t shout, shouting bad… ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/133 "2003-12-17T11:36:52Z")
Here ya go. _aims Alka-Seltzer hose at **Jennyrosity** and fires_ _looks down_ Hmmm, I seem to be missing the lower half of my squirrel suit. Anyone seen that? ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/134 "2003-12-17T11:58:36Z")
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!! _cough, splutter, gasp_. Actually, that worked, I’m starting to feel better, my vision’s returning…:eek: Oh my God! Why I can see half a squirell? What the hell was in that eggnog?! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/135 "2003-12-17T17:00:38Z")
Naked squirrel! Naked squirrel! Ship 'im off to the SDMB hamster dungeons and feed him buttery nipples until he drops! C’mon **Jenny** , clothes are optional in the conga line! **Flammy** , may I have an iced yin-yang? A big Santa smooch for ya! ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/136 "2003-12-17T19:45:47Z")
Thankyou misstee. Yes, I’m a guy. Deep South Texas is uhm… Wreally Wreally South. Heh, most non texans, when they hear “I’m from south texas” they say “San Antonio?” (i’m not kidding) I have to say, no, farther south… DEEP south texas. It’s like this… put your finger on San Antonio, and head south until you hit the Rio Grande River. That’s where I live. Wanna know me better? i’m hispanic, 5’7", 275#, I love to write poetry (not read too much), sci fi, in golf, i can shoot 250 yards! (in 4 strokes), i’m straight (that’s dope), I’ve had 2 online relationships, I work for an architect, sort of and am 29. I don’t smoke ,rarely drink liquer, never drink beer, have a high IQ (what’s the Q mean again?) and i am at work while i’m typing this. Nice rave here. Where are the presents? And how bout them smilies? PS: i’m christian, non demon ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/137 "2003-12-17T20:09:50Z")
Meh. Since I can’t find the bottom half… _throws off top half of squirrel suit_ Now, hand me the eggnog hose. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/138 "2003-12-17T20:13:21Z")
(stumbles in from backyard, reeking of smoke, bleary eyed) _coughcough_ How long was I out there? No matter, I’ll just help myself to - HEY, WHO DRANK ALL THE EGGNOG?? I know, let’s play a drinking game. Who’s up for it? I’ll make the first couple rules. Everytime someone mentions you in their post, you drink. If they spell your name wrong, THEY have to drink. If you like poodles, you have to leave. Missing an article of clothing? Drink. Want to give me a kiss? Fine, then we’ll both drink. Let’s take this party to the next level!! _Plants kiss on **zephyrine** _ _drinks_ ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/139 "2003-12-17T20:15:55Z")
Actually, where the hell did I get that squirrel suit in the first place? I don’t remember wearing it when I came in here… :eek: Meh. I suppose I’ll find my stuff later, I guess. …our stuff is still all here, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/140 "2003-12-17T20:20:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ghanima \* > \*\* Missing an article of clothing? Drink. \*\* **Ghanima** , alcohol poisoning is a very serious disease. I don’t want any more of it here. If we followed this rule, everyone here would pass out before they could finish. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=8)