# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/141 "2003-12-17T20:50:08Z")
_drink_ Point taken. But now we need a new rule… ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/142 "2003-12-17T21:09:10Z")
How about substituting the drink of the person’s choice for beer? AFAIK, eggnog poisoning doesn’t exist. 🙂 And what do you mean, out of eggnog? We’ve got an infinite supply of the stuff. Here, take a hose and drink! 😃 _tries drinking from eggnog hose, gets knocked in air, lands on **misstee** _ ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/143 "2003-12-17T21:32:12Z")
Hey, watch where you point that thing, **VladAntlerkov**!! 😃 DJ, play that funky music, White Toy Style! ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/144 "2003-12-17T21:33:34Z")
_kisses **Ghanima** back_ but… but… it doesn’t mean we HAVE to drink alcohol, does it? I mean, we COULD just drink water, right? I might do that. Later, perhaps. _pulls **VladAntlerkov** to his feet and kisses him just for the hell of it (yum, eggnog), grabs bottle and goes looking for more virile men to smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/145 "2003-12-17T21:48:28Z")
Ah, thanks. _washes self off_ _tries to drink from hose again, fails, lands on conga line_ Note to self: Turn down hose a few notches. Better yet, just drink from the damn carton. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/146 "2003-12-17T22:32:30Z")
_picks **VladAntlerkov** up off the floor, grabs the flailing nog hose and wisely turns it down to a dribble_ Slurp! Mmmmm, noggy! _smack_ Wait, is this _virgin_ eggnog? There’s no virgins allowed at this party! Even the eggnog must be inebriated. _grabs random bottles of alcohol and follows the hose hopefully back to the eggnog tank, taking time to stop and give **zephyrine** muchas smoochas_ Cool screen name you got there. Would you like a Santa hat with built in mistletoe? Saves a lot of time searching 'round the room for someone standing under it. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/147 "2003-12-17T22:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*Naked squirrel! Naked squirrel! Ship 'im off to the SDMB hamster dungeons and feed him buttery nipples until he drops! > > C’mon **Jenny** , clothes are optional in the conga line! > > **Flammy** , may I have an iced yin-yang? A big Santa smooch for ya! \*\* Of course you may. 🙂 _gives **Horseflesh** an iced yin-yang and a kiss back_ Mind you, I’m not sure how well the yin-yang goes with alcohol… so you can try it first if you want to. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Ghanima_ > **I know, let’s play a drinking game. Who’s up for it? I’ll make the first couple rules. Everytime someone mentions you in their post, you drink. If they spell your name wrong, THEY have to drink. If you like poodles, you have to leave. Missing an article of clothing? Drink. Want to give me a kiss? Fine, then we’ll both drink. Let’s take this party to the next level!!** Sounds a bit better than the [LJDrama drinking game](http://www.ljdrama.org/archives/2003_10.html), but I agree it has massive potential for alcohol poisoning! :eek: F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/148 "2003-12-17T23:55:26Z")
No virgins allowed? Oh no! Oh wait. That doesn’t mean me. _leads the conga all through the house and out the back door_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/149 "2003-12-18T00:55:28Z")
Wait! Did he say non _Demon?_ Where the hell do you get yer eggs, then?!?! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/150 "2003-12-18T01:44:42Z")
To save us the trouble: _covers the entire ceiling with mistletoe_ …it’s going to hurt like hell for anyone who gets thrown that high. So, um, don’t. 🙂 Now, on to the business at hand… ineptly flirting with girls I have no chance at all with! 😃 _“accidentally” bumps into **misstee** _ Say, **misstee** … you look carbon-based. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/151 "2003-12-18T03:56:58Z")
**NoClueBoy** , What eggs? Hehe, and I said Non Demon on purpose. I actually mean Non Denom(inational). !!! What does that mean? It sounds good tho. :action: **Fdisk** heads into the kitchen to see what he can eat. Hmm, not much left today… better get some sugar, corn syrup, chocolate, and rice crispies! It’s BAM! time, emeril style, yo. :/action: ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/152 "2003-12-18T04:42:28Z")
_hands **VladAntlerkob** a Flaming Dr. Pepper_ This, my friend, will turn you into the studliest man in the galaxy. Keep quaffing them until you notice the change. I don’t think **misstee** is carbon-based. She admitted in a private moment that she is definitely Bacardi Raz-based. But all your base are belong to us, right? Give that redhead a lipsmack that’ll knock her clothes off! Announcement: Anyone that is missing an article of clothing can probably find them in a large pile in the kitchen. Beware the man with the eggbeater. Dress at your own risk. Announcement: I have deflowered the eggnog (with alcohol, smartypants). That is all. _Looks up at the mistletoe-covered ceiling_ Arrrrh! No one is safe! _grrrr-owl_ ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/153 "2003-12-18T05:20:38Z")
Luckily I still have all of my clothes. _wanders off to find the eggnog_ ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/154 "2003-12-18T10:51:28Z")
What does a girl have to do to get a kiss around here?!! I’m wearing a miseltoe wreath, for God’s sake!! ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/155 "2003-12-18T13:25:00Z")
_drinks the flaming Dr. Pepper_ _goes to kitchen, belches fire at guy with egg beater, who dies_ Umm, **Horseflesh** … I don’t see any big pile of clothes. And **misstee** , what’s this Town Portal-like wormhole doing here? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/156 "2003-12-18T14:29:02Z")
[sticks head out wormhole] It leads to another Christmas party! Except this one is in Ur of the Chaldeans. 2500 years _before_ Christ! [disappears back into wormhole] ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/157 "2003-12-18T16:58:39Z")
::Appears from aforementioned wormhole:: W’pah! Those Chaldeans know how to throw a party. Sorry if I’ve been lax in my duties here **misstee** Grabs **Jennyrosity** you look like you could use this! ::Begins a deep Christmas kiss:: [homer S.]Mmmm Alka-Seltzery[/homer S.] ::resumes kisses:: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/158 "2003-12-18T18:09:58Z")
Hey **Elaella** let me show you a neat trick. Gets behind her and in a few quick movements is suddenly holding **Elaella’s** bra and panties. Zebra then throws them in the pile. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/159 "2003-12-18T19:19:14Z")
**FDISK** plants a kiss on Jennyrosity! _Smooch_ Want another? Wow Zebra, nice trick! Where did you learn how to do that? Okay, the rice crispies treats are ready. I put them in the replicator, so, we won’t run out any time soon. **horseflesh** point me in the direction of the flaming Dr Pepper! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/160 "2003-12-18T21:24:24Z")
ah hem, The flaming Dr. Pepper is my drink speciality. They have been a good friend of mine many, many times. Welcome **Nvme 77**. :: looks up, sees misltetoe everywhere, grabs **Nvme77** and gives one great big smooch. :: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=9)