# ~~~ Virtual Christmas Party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862 "2003-12-14T00:52:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/161 "2003-12-18T22:05:40Z")
_twirls **Jennyrosity** round a few times, lays her back and gives her a full mouth kiss. Sets her back up and reveals the rest of her clothing has dropped to the floor_ Hey, **FDISK** , that is a neat trick. Thanks for the rice crispy treats, these are yummy. _hands out treats to all outstretched hands_ Flaming Dr. Peppers are being mixed up in the smithy (aka, kitchen) now that the eggbeater monster has been fried. Woohoo, wormholes are my friend! I’ll just be a moment. There’s an awesome drink I can make once i get some genuine dragon’s blood. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/da6949/32.png) [@The\_Immortal\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Immortal_Mango)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/162 "2003-12-18T22:28:24Z")
_Staggers in, collapses, gets up, trips over table, THEN starts drinking_ Hello guys. ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/163 "2003-12-18T23:44:35Z")
_very nervously, expressing the total lack of confidence I have in myself, moves up to **Jennyrosity** _ So you, uh, look, um, warm-blooded. Wanna dance? _passes out_ (any reason in particular that all of us males are hitting on **Jennyrosity**? :D) ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/164 "2003-12-19T00:07:14Z")
:blinks in surprise then laughs: Wow, **Zebra** , what an interesting trick. Being quick isn’t always a good thing though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/165 "2003-12-19T00:43:51Z")
OK, all this acohol and mistletoe is getting to me, not to mention the speed at which people are mislaying their clothes. Lucky it’s so nice and warm in here. I think I need some food. Where’s the food? Where’s the table? Why am I wearing this Santa hat? Where am I? Who are all these strangely erudite and oddly undressed people? Help! Who am I?! ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/166 "2003-12-19T00:46:52Z")
: pats **zephyrine** on the shoulder: Take it easy. Here, drink this. You’ll feel much better. :hands over a glass of deflowered eggnog: ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/167 "2003-12-19T00:52:28Z")
_has been on karaoke machine for 3 hrs_ _puts down the mike, looks up, sees mistletoe all over_ _looks around the room, wondering what to do_ never really been under a mistletoe before…So, how you guys doin’? _not know what to do, proceeds to sing “This Christmas” at the top of his lungs_ ---
**Author:** ![zephyrine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/35a633/32.png) [@zephyrine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephyrine)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/168 "2003-12-19T00:52:33Z")
_knocks back virgin eggnog. Feels much, much better_ Thanks, **Elaella**. I’ve got my Santa hat on (or maybe it’s **Horseflesh’s** Santa hat. Whatever) and I’m ready to PARTAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!! ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/169 "2003-12-19T00:57:38Z")
Anytime, **zephyrine**. :waits for **Eman\_Bruin** to finish singing then smooches: No one should go without a mistletoe smooch on Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/170 "2003-12-19T01:02:10Z")
thanks **Elaella**. _blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/171 "2003-12-19T01:07:35Z")
Hey guys, I have some yin-yang bubble tea here if anyone wants it! It’ll be here waiting… just like me. 😃 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Frankenbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c0e974/32.png) [@Frankenbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankenbear)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/172 "2003-12-19T01:14:50Z")
Awww! A blush! How adorable, **Eman\_Bruin**. :smooches both red cheeks: Never could resist a blush. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/173 "2003-12-19T01:49:47Z")
I’ve got two hats **zephyrine**. I gave you one a little while ago and I’m still wearing the one from when I was table dancing. I found my socks and pants so I’m not quite as nekkid as I used to be. You on the other hand need to lose some outerwear if you’re that warm. _turns thermostat up another 5 degrees_ Heh heh. Sing it **Eman**! _joins in with an off key bass and mumbles through lines I don’t remember_ Hey everyone! It almost time to relive Santa’s favorite drink and snack combo: Ho-ho’s and Hennesey & Coke. In a few minutes I’ll be making the rounds and pass out your goodies. Then it’ll be time to unwrap the naughty underwear presents we got each other. Here’s yours **Jennyrosity**. _hands **J** a tiny box the size of a Tic-Tac container_ Santa said you looked a little cold at night so I hope this fits. _does the Groucho Marx eyebrow thing_ ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/174 "2003-12-19T13:54:00Z")
_Opens box to discover marabou-covered thong. Puts it on as I haven’t been to find my clothes since Horseflesh removed them._ Ah well, it’s better than nothing. Maybe I can borrow something else? Erm…can anyone lend me a coat??! No? Errr…Horseflesh, do you have a spare Santa hat, or two, ideally? VladAntlerkov, can we have that dance when I’ve found some more clothes, please? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/175 "2003-12-19T14:37:54Z")
_wakes up from corner where she’s been hiding_ Hey! What’s going on? Who’s taken my socks? ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/176 "2003-12-19T15:43:45Z")
_comes to, finds himself wearing the entire squirrel suit_ Huh? What? Where’d I get this back from? Where’s my eggnog? _peeks inside closet, sees an infinite number of various costumes_ Oh. Hey! There’s a Hammer Brother suit from Super Mario Brothers 3 in here! _dons the Hammer Brother suit_ ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/177 "2003-12-19T15:59:34Z")
Ooooh cool, a costume cupboard!!! _Goes into costume cupboard, comes back dressed as Jeanie from “I Dream of Genie”._ ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Matrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/34f0e0/32.png) [@Red\_Matrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Matrix)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/178 "2003-12-19T17:59:30Z")
**VladAntlerkov** nice Hammer Suit! I wanna join too… _looks inside the cupboard_ :wow: I see a tanookie suit! Yippie! I can turn into a statue! (for 5 seconds at a time) _Dons the suit_ I’m happy now. Carry on. Jennyrosity from the block, you’re cute in that outfit me ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/179 "2003-12-19T19:20:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elaella \* > \*\*:blinks in surprise then laughs: > > Wow, **Zebra** , what an interesting trick. Being quick isn’t always a good thing though. 😉 \*\* Oh I can be slow, I just can’t do that trick on this message board. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862/180 "2003-12-19T19:51:10Z")
_Looks around in costume closet for awhile, finds and puts on a naked He-Man outfit._ Woo Hoooo! Hope everyone can tell the difference. Hey **Horseflesh** did someone mention lick-tac-toe? I’ve got the whipped cream hose all warmed up! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-christmas-party/218862.md?page=10)