# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/1 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")

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Fall is here, crisp weather. Its perfect for a hot tub party. Bring your swim suit ( if you want) and an adult beverage and join me in the hot tub.

\< **misstee** grabs her suit, a big body towel and Barcadi Raz[sup]TM[/sup]\>

Let the party begin.

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/2 "2003-10-06T20:25:27Z")

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Bacardi Raz for me, too, please.

Swimsuits _are_ optional, right?

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/3 "2003-10-06T20:28:22Z")

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Welcome to my party. **sperfur**.

Swim suits _are_ optional.

Here’s a drink for you.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/4 "2003-10-06T20:39:56Z")

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I like Raz - just tried it for the first time recently. I don’t like swim suits.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/5 "2003-10-06T20:45:33Z")

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Welcome, **mipiace**.  
The cooler is over by the grill, help yourself.

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/6 "2003-10-06T21:19:14Z")

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I don’t drink. So am I still invited?

_sips his wussy Mt Dew._

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**Author:** ![withaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@withaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/withaK)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/7 "2003-10-06T22:02:30Z")

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I’m here but I forgot my suit.🙂  
I’ll just have a Captain Morgan and Coke, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/8 "2003-10-06T22:20:00Z")

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I’m in. No drink, no suit, just li’l ol’ me. Come to think of it, I will raise a glass of cold water to the two friends who got me in the habit of hot tubs.

A-a-a-h!! That feels good!  
CJ

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**Author:** ![Kiros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/439d5e/32.png) [@Kiros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiros)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/9 "2003-10-06T22:39:32Z")

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You can’t play games that involve taking suits off if you don’t have them on to start with.

Jack and Coke, please.

-K.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/10 "2003-10-06T23:03:04Z")

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Yup, strip poker in a nude hot tub, is a pretty short game!

uh… _Sarsaparilla?_

oh… and

> [@](#):
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> _originally posted by Darkhold_  
> _sips his wussy Mt Dew._

Mt. Dew ain’t wussy… it’s got lots and lots of Caffeine!!!  
On my really wild days, though, I go for Dr. Pepper! Now That’s a caffeine delivery system!

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/11 "2003-10-06T23:04:22Z")

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Glenlivet neat, please… I will keep the suit until the ladies have a few more cocktails… wouldn’t want to frighten anyone…

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/12 "2003-10-06T23:30:46Z")

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Hey guys and gals!  
I brought a bottle of orange juice and contemplating whether or not to jump into an extremely cramp hottub with 8 people in various states of nakedness.

Eh, what the heck.

[Jumps in]

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/13 "2003-10-06T23:42:40Z")

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it’s a BIG hottub…

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/14 "2003-10-06T23:56:11Z")

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Well yesterday I treated myself and bought me a blender so I could make frozen Margheritas - all I needed was an excuse to use it so count me in!!

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**Author:** ![Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Single_Serving_Friend)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/15 "2003-10-07T00:00:14Z")

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Awwlright … Just a short soak before my bed starts chasing me. Don’t mind the guitar, she likes the water and I really need the audience…

Aah, and a Vodka Lime on ice to steady the hands, if you don’t mind…

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/16 "2003-10-07T01:21:49Z")

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Hey, ems, I thought you were in the UK for some reason!

Cannonball!!!

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/17 "2003-10-07T01:23:12Z")

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::runs naked thru Hot Tub thread singing James Brown/Eddie Murphy::

Hot Tub! Hah! Hot Tub! God Gawad!  
Soakin’ in the Hot Tub! Hep me now! Hot Tub! UHNN!

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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/18 "2003-10-07T01:55:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by withaK \*  
> \*\*I’m here but I forgot my suit.🙂 \*\*

I think I’ll sit right here next to you. Its getting kinda hot in here, don’tcha think? 😃

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/19 "2003-10-07T02:05:49Z")

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Interesting hottub considering I don’t know who’s male and who’s female even without the suits.

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**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/20 "2003-10-07T03:50:25Z")

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::plays footsie with cute kiwi chick from the better island::

Can you pass the Monteiths Black?

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