# ~~~ Virtual hot tub party ~~~ **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 6, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923 "2003-10-06T20:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/181 "2003-10-15T21:10:17Z")
\ Whataya have? Now taking orders **Kizarvexius**. Thank you for the rose. I haven’t gotten a rose in a long time, IIRC, its been over a year. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/182 "2003-10-16T04:35:45Z")
Aye, **Doebi** sounds like a fine, fine offer. And how do ye like yer spoils devided, lass? ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/183 "2003-10-16T16:55:29Z")
Actually **ArrMatey!** , I prefer my “spoils” undivided, in their original shape. But I do share and I play well with others, so we should be ok there. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/184 "2003-10-16T21:19:00Z")
Misstee, if I can’t keep you may I at least borrow you for the weekend? I promise to bring you back washed and waxed. What? ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/185 "2003-10-16T22:50:01Z")
Well, folks, I must be on my way. I’ll be driving to Dallas tomorrow (about 10 hours away) to attend my 10 year college reunion. And methinks I’d better go put on a tie. We must protect the children, after all. If the party’s still kicking when I get back on Wednesday, I’ll most assuredly jump right back in. Well…not _jump_. A tsunami would just ruin the wonderful atmosphere. Wouldn’t mind a nice rare steak with rosemary potatoes and a garden salad with bleu cheese dressing before I go. If it’s not too much trouble. I promise not to get any in the water. **Misstee** , you are one outstanding hostess, and are _definitely_ on the invitation list for my next shindig (tentatively scheduled for 2006 – you available then?). Your suit, I’m sorry to say, is not invited. **Horseflesh** , you have earned my sincere admiration as a cabana…um…person _par excellance_. You pour one sublime rootbeer. Pax et bonum, y’all! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/186 "2003-10-17T19:56:51Z")
Maybe a bite to eat would be good. I think I’ve blanked outa couple a times what with the good drink and the hot water. Hey, misstee how about a nice cheeseburger with tomato, lettuce and a little jalepeno. Belay that, How 'bout I help you with the grill instead. _gets close to the grill and realizes the impending danger_ Maybe I should put the suit back on before manning the grill. I guess I should wash my hands too. I’ll be right back. Have your orders ready. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/187 "2003-10-17T20:24:56Z")
\< hands **Kizarvexius** his plate, with a smile. \> I am up for the impending shindig, sans suit **Kizarvexius**. It sounds like a good time. Hopefully we will still be here when you come back on Wednesday, have fun with the college chums, tell them about the hot red head and her awesome party! To which weekend are you refering to, **Sock Munkey**. I have to work this weekend and the next weekend has been booked for family obligations. Anytime after that, I am all about the wash and the wax. What? Thanks for the help, **SiXSwordS**. Although, I never did put _my_ suit back on. I have no fear when it comes to cooking in the nude. ( no one is going to ask for bacon, are they? ) ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/188 "2003-10-17T20:27:22Z")
_strolls in, clad in a yellow flowered tankini_ Hi! Can I have this? _points to a Smirnoff Ice in the cooler_ ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/189 "2003-10-17T20:33:51Z")
Welcome to the party **Angel Heart** , sure you can have the Smirnoff Ice[sup]TM[/sup]. We have the grill going, can we get you something to eat before you jump in the hot tub? ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/190 "2003-10-17T21:02:04Z")
Call me a chicken, misstee, but the height of this grill coresponds just a little too well with the height of my fright. And, not to brag, but if we’re serving Brats there could be some confusion. Speaking of which, who’s ready for some burgers? Veggie burgers and grilled veggies for the non carnivors of course. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/191 "2003-10-17T21:12:23Z")
**SixSwordS** , you have made my Friday, here I am getting ready to go to work and I read your post. I loved it, I can’t stop laughing, ( not _at_ you, of course, but laughing so hard, I almost peed my pants.) ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/192 "2003-10-17T21:22:25Z")
You have to go to work? That will not do. How about I call in for you and tell them you have to be at a very important meeting involving homeland security. Of course, because this is a matter of National security, they will still have to pay you! BTW when did you put pants on? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/193 "2003-10-18T00:46:36Z")
Whups, I just realized that I’ve been rubbing down **Siege** for two days. Looks like all your bones have jellied, dear. \ You in there, **Siege**? Hmmmm… \ Hey **SiX** , catch! Did somebody mention brats? I’ll take one, and some spicy _senf_ to go with it. **misstee** , you’re out of character. You’re also out of your pants again. \ ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/194 "2003-10-18T03:02:45Z")
who farted? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/195 "2003-10-18T06:09:54Z")
\< pants off \> Sorry guys, I was overwhelmed by **SiXSwordS** btw-- there is a real life doper hot tub party going on right now. **withaK** and **sperfur** are here having a good time in the 101 degree water. I hung up some beautiful lights for them. I can’t imagine why I didn’t hang the lights sooner. They give the patio such atmosphere. Oh my, **ccwaterback** , are you suggesting someone else needs to run nakkid through a Great Debates thread? ---
**Author:** ![VladAntlerkov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c68b51/32.png) [@VladAntlerkov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VladAntlerkov)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/196 "2003-10-18T23:24:41Z")
Blah. I’ve been in here a week, and now I look like Gollum. And because I’ve had about 3 kegs’ worth of Canada Dry, I’m about as hyperactive and incoherent. Any way I can dry off without getting out of the water? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/197 "2003-10-19T02:37:20Z")
Alright… I’ve lurked (and streaked) for long enough! I’ll hop (gracefully) into the tub. I brought my own quart of Jack Daniels, love it on the rocks. Sippin’ Whiskey! I ran thru naked earlier, so I see no reason to don clothing now. **mistee** , I’ll take anything at all off the grill, as long as it’s not seafood. And when you’re done cooking… since this is a virtual hot tub and all… there’s plenty of room over here by me! Back rubs, massages, or any manner of “laying on of hands” are yours for the asking… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/198 "2003-10-19T03:30:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > …since this is a virtual hot tub and all… there’s plenty of room over here by me! Back rubs, massages, or any manner of “laying on of hands” are yours for the asking… \< **misstee** is now done cooking, she has found a place to sit and get a back rub \> 😉 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/199 "2003-10-19T03:36:54Z")
No sense sitting beside me… sit right here in front of me! Let your cares drift away… ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923/200 "2003-10-19T03:38:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by if6was9 \* > …since this is a virtual hot tub and all… there’s plenty of room over here by me! Back rubs, massages, or any manner of “laying on of hands” are yours for the asking… \< **misstee** is now done cooking, she has found a place to sit and get a back rub \> 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/virtual-hot-tub-party/205923.md?page=11)